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IF SPIELBERG & BAY STARRED IN A SITCOM, THIS WOULD BE THE PROMO STILL.

Wednesday, April 15 by

This Fall, STEVEN SPIELBERG & MICHAEL BAY are teaming up to take on the criminal underworld… one take at a time.  It's obvious from the photo that Spielberg is the brains behind the operation and Bay is the muscle.  You can tell from Spielberg's glasses, wisened mien and argyle sweater, plus Bay's wavy hair and leather jacket.[Image courtesy of the oft-brilliant and never boring Film Drunk]Spielberg Screens Transformers With Michael Bay (FilmDrunk)Hilarious Banned Sprite Commercial (Manofest)Parks And Recreation Disappoints (Pajiba)Jennifer Anders' Is Spankin Hot (GorillaMask)Kid Spikes Teachers Coffee (IAmBored)10 Cool Sci-Fi Stories about the Titanic (io9)11 Practical Zombie Strategies (Cracked)The Ugly Truth Posters (Filmofilia)Stills From Wrong Turn 3 (DreadCentral)Chillin With Somali Pirates (Holytaco)Teleprompter Readers Are Hot (BustedCoverage)Dana Allen Leads Todays Hotness (Uncoached)Miramax Uses Twitter Now (Unreality)Chris Cunningham Back At It (ThePlayList)Take My Dog, Eric (TomOatmeal)Cute Couples Moment Destroyed (NothingToxic)

JESSICA ALBA TO STRIP IN 1080P HIGH DEFINITION

Wednesday, April 15 by

On April 21st, Robert Rodriguez & Frank Miller's original Sin City is getting a double helping of Blu-Ray, with the release of a special edition 2-Disc set that includes 2 cuts of the film plus eight hours of bonus with two new interactive bonus features developed exclusively for Blu-ray.  No matter what you thought of the movie, it's got the sort of visuals that Blu-Ray was made for.  And for a small taste of what makes Sin City so Blu-riffic, check out a Break Media exclusive remix of Jessica Alba's notorious stripping scene… after the jump.

Wednesday TV Preview

Wednesday, April 15 by

Bill Lawrence, writer/creator of Scrubs, guests on his own show tonight as a goofy pastor who marries the Janitor and Lady at a ceremony down in the Carribbean. The trials and tribuluations on Ben continue on Lost, everyone's favorite character on South Park goes to great extents to make sure his son wins the Pinewood Derby. Your preview after the break.

Sin City 2

Wednesday, April 15 by

Directors: Robert Rodriguez & Frank MillerCast: Jessica Alba, Mickey Rourke (rumored), Clive Owen, Rosario Dawson, Jaime King, Rose McGowan

Fringe Recap: Unleashed

Wednesday, April 15 by

The show opens up to Olivia snuggled up with her niece reading a bed time story. The picturesque scene is interrupted by a phone call. It's Peter on the line and quick to jump to conclusion Olivia assumes the worst, it is late at night and it is Peter so I don't fault Olivia for thinking that it was work related. It turns out that he was calling for her sister, Rachel. Thank God Olivia doesn't have to lie on a daily basis because her face just gave away everything she was holding, Olivia is jealous. She reluctantly gets back to reading the story, a tale of a bear and a monster. "Aunt Liv ….monster's are not real, right?"

‘THE HURT LOCKER’ TRAILER WILL BLOW. YOU. AWAY.

Wednesday, April 15 by

The trailer for Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker has hit the 'nets like a ton of bricks through a windhshield.  It's portrait of the elite members of the Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) squad, soldiers who volunteer to disarm deadly bombs for the U.S. military.   The film stars Jeremy Renner (above), whom you might remember as the badass villain from S.W.A.T., and the heroic Doyle from 28 Weeks Later.  He can also be seen in the upcoming The Losers.  This guy can't get enough of military and police work.  How about Renner for Captain America?  Check out the trailer for The Hurt Locker after the jump.

The Hurt Locker

Wednesday, April 15 by

Director: Kathryn BigelowCast: Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Brian Geraghty, Evangeline Lilly, Ralph Fiennes, David Morse, Guy Pearce

‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ TV SPOT + A LITTLE EXTRA FOOTAGE

Wednesday, April 15 by

Some new footage from Tarantino's WW2 gore fest Inglourious Basterds played on Fox's American Idol last night.  This is that clip, plus some other goodies, including a behind-the-scenes shot of QT rallying his troops, and a glimpse of Mike Myers (pictured above) as a much different servant of her Majesty, the Queen – a character named "General Ed Fenech." Keep your eyes peeled for the Basterd'ized clip after the jump. 

5 ’80s MOVIES THAT NEEDED A CEREAL

Wednesday, April 15 by

The 80s were a lot of things.  Not the least of which, it was a time of gross over-advertising. Any slight movie hit in the 1980s would warrant the plastering of its image on a cardboard box filled with unoriginal cereals. There was Ghostbusters cereal – nothing more than Lucky Charms, C-3PO's – frosted Cheerios, and E.T. – some sort of peanut buttery Cap'n Crunch.Here are a few cereals that never hit the market, but should have.CONAN, THE CEREALI think this one was a no-brainer. Arnold was an up-and-coming star, and if the original movie was good enough to have a bad sequel, surely the movie deserves a cereal (which is like a sequel, but with more fiber). I would go so far as to say, if this cereal was produced, Mark L. Lester would have published “Commando 2: The Best Sequel Ever” here on ScreenJunkies. 

“LIKE A BOSS” MUSIC VIDEO FEAT. ANDY SAMBERG & SETH ROGEN (UNCENSORED)

Wednesday, April 15 by

The above image of Andy Samberg engaging in intercourse with a magical fish from the Lonely Island's "Like A Boss" music video has been sanitized for your protection.  You'll have to click "More" to see the uncensored video in its entirety.  It is raw.  It is real.  It is uncompromising.  It also has poop, vomit and fellatio humor set to music.  Recoil in shock while grooving to this decidedly most NSFW video after the jump.  And if you like it, go buy The Lonely Island's "Incredibad" at your local record store, or friendly neighborhood digital music file purveyor.  Like a baaaaws!!!

HULK SMASH! MORNING NEWS

Wednesday, April 15 by

The NY Post has the first look at Hulk Hogan's interview with Rolling Stone and he seems really angry about the way his divorce proceedings are going. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," the classy gentleman about town told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it." He then excused himself politely because he was dreadfully late for a wine tasting. If I were the judge in this case I would be conflicted. They both had to embrace and roll around with sweaty, grotesquely-swollen men to earn that money. Here are more links to your morning news. Brian Austin Green Lantern? (Cinematical)  Gondry Talks Green Hornet. (/film) Rod Blagojevich stops being polite and starts getting real. (Reuters)Leno and Letterman still not BFFs. (NY Mag) Sarah Connor will not be back. (TV Squad)

SHYAMALAN’S GOT MAD LIBS, YO!

Tuesday, April 14 by

Those wily, japing comicksters over at Holy Taco have posted a series of Mad Libs inspired by famous directors like M. Night Shyamalan, Quentin Tarantino and Michael Bay (not the real one, mind you).  Here's one example:Check out the rest by visiting HT.  Or just ______ your ______ in a ______.

STATE OF PLAY’S RACHEL McADAMS

Tuesday, April 14 by

This Friday, the political thriller State of Play opens, and in it Rachel McAdams plays Della Frye, an ambitious rookie reporter assisting Russell Crowe's Cal McAffrey character – a wisecracking journalist who's into conspiracy theorists.  Together, they will try to solve the apparent murder of a congressman's mistress.  No telling whether or not Rachel's crack journalism techniques include diverting her subjects' attention by flashing them, like in the above photo.  Where You've Seen Her: McAdams played Cillian Murphy's target in Red Eye, as well as the object of Owen Wilson's affection in Wedding Crashers.  She also co-starred in The Notebook with Ryan Gosling.  Did you know he has a dog?  Dreeeamy!   Pointless Quote: "I'm waiting for them to make 'Thundercats'. I would love to be Cheetara."  (Click image to enlarge)Check out non-Thundercat photos of Rachel after the jump.

EVAN RACHEL WOOD IS SEXY EVEN WHEN SUCCUMBING TO A RUBE GOLDBERG-STYLE PRATFALL

Tuesday, April 14 by

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Tuesday TV Preview

Tuesday, April 14 by

Tonight, the world's craziest crabbers are back in action as the 5th season of Deadliest Catch kicks off on Discovery Channel. On Fringe, a PETA-like organization accidentally turns loose a Chimera-like creature that gives the crew some serious problems. You preview after the break.

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