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Frank Martin’s 8 Rules To Being Badass

Wednesday, November 26 by

Frank Martin is a man of principles. His strict code of professional ethics and discipline help set the parameters for his total ass-kicking-ness. His stated rules are the following: never change the deal, no names, never open the package, and never make a promise you can't keep.

Stallone, Statham, Li, and Lundgren Team Up

Wednesday, November 26 by

John Rambo was more entertaining than anything Tarantino has touched since Kill Bill. Maybe it’s just a personal preference. I thought Tarantino was a visionary…when I was 16. Now I think he’s just sort of irritating. Apparently Sly agrees and is a little irritated he didn’t get a part in Inglorious Basterds.

Butterflies Attack!!

Wednesday, November 26 by

A Massive Dynamic employee is so convinced he is being attacked by butterflies that he jumps out of a window to escape them, and the team is called in to investigate. Although Olivia's unexplained interaction with Agent Scott leads to breaks in the case, she is so desperate to rid her consciousness of him that she demands to go back into the tank. Meanwhile, the gig is up for Peter when a former friend-and some current foes-find out he's back in Boston.

Pre-Thanksgiving Rerun Lineup

Tuesday, November 25 by

It seems as though TV is taking its Thanksgiving vacation a little early. No new episdoes and a lot of reruns. But real junkies never give up. Catch Obama, aging virgins, and Butters pretending to be Asian on TV tonight.

12 Sex Lessons From Late Night Movies

Tuesday, November 25 by

 
It was probably close to three in the morning in your living room. You were six sodas deep with the volume turned way down on the set, anxiously awaiting some practical knowledge regarding the mysterious act of sex. From the scenes that put wisdom in your brain and a strain in your shorts, these were the moments that taught you more about getting laid than anything else. Here are some of the lessons you learned.
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Fox Rules Tuesday Night TV

Tuesday, November 25 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

Link Dump

Tuesday, November 25 by

The Box says "Do Not Open Until November"(CHUD) Robert Downey Jr talks Avengers (MTV) Terminator has some crazy poster (Filmdrunk) Heroes apologizes for calling fans "Dipshits" (TLF) Fincher directing Keanu?…

Give Em Hell, Malone Trailer

Tuesday, November 25 by

Ever since I saw Stander, I was sold on the fact that Thomas Jane is a badass. This one looks like more solid evidence.

Michel Gondry Wants To Give You A Camera

Tuesday, November 25 by

Be Kind Rewind was not the best project that Michel Gondry has been involved in. He was going for a broader point about how everyday people can make films that others can enjoy. Now he’s written a book about it, and he has a good point. It's the 21st century and you have all this technology at your fingertips.

Heroes Has An Eclipse

Tuesday, November 25 by

Elle changes Sylar back into a bad guy, Noah trains Claire so that she can be a fighter and not merely a bystander, and everyone's powers are disabled as the eclipse hoers overhead.

Turducken Gets Ugly

Tuesday, November 25 by

Henry discovers that Edward is willing to sell national security secrets to find the truth about how his parents died, and the Edward/Henry feud continues as Henry tries to use this new treacherous secret against the other side of his identity.

Tuesday Night TV Roundup

Monday, November 24 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

Monday Night TV Roundup

Monday, November 24 by

Tonight, kick back and enjoy a solid 2HR block of murderous future robots and people with super powers.

A Sexy Goodbye to Entourage

Monday, November 24 by

Maxim has a piece on the hottest chicks from Entourage. It’s a comprehensive list. But there’s really no way to name all of them.  There are just so many. And that’s one of the many reasons that I’m a little saddened the season is over. It was a damn good one and ended on a definite high note. 

Monday Mashup: Spirit vs. Punisher vs. Transporter

Monday, November 24 by

When its one movie it’s a trailer. When it’s two movies it’s a mashup. But when it’s THREE MOVIES…what is it? It’s badass, that’s what it is.

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