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5 Stages of Grief In 10 Movie Corpses

Monday, December 8 by

To the dearly departed, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to on-screen corpses. They taught us a bunch. As you slowly progress through the 5 stages of grief,  Screenjunkies is here with more wisdom than the drunk guy at the wake's open bar. So please join us as we find out what these big screen bodies can teach us about the healing process.

Monday Mashup: Titanic 2: Marriage Disaster

Monday, December 8 by

Ok, neither of these are exactly dude movies. But we have to give credit where credit is due. It's kind of a great idea to think of Revolutionary Road as a 2 hour alternative ending to Titanic.

Exclusive Lesbian Vampire Killers Poster

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The Heroes Have Their Powers Back

Sunday, December 7 by

Mondays are good nights for TV. The weekend didn't have much to offer in the way of Box Office. Honestly, the world of media is in a little bit of a pre-holiday slump. But fear not: Tonight has plenty to keep you busy, including Colbert on the Conan, Heroes, and Terminator.Prime Time TV   Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles- Monday 8/7c, on FOX Last week Sarah tracked the Turk, Jesse's plans complicated matters, and Ellison met an important person through Weaver. Tonight, Sarah and Cameron try to protect a family linked to Derek while Jesse's life is endangered. Heroes Airs Monday night, 9/8c on NBC Last week a powerful eclipse casted a looming shadow over all the heroes, and disabled their abilities. Tonight Hiro and Claire go back in time to the moment Noah took Claire from Kaito Nakamura, Sylar interferes with with the Haitian's attempt to defeat Arthur, and Suresh makes major progress with the formula. Late Show Round-Up (From Best to Worst) Conan 1235/1135c NBC Stephen Colbert, Keri Russell, The Lee Boys Letterman- 1130/1030c CBS Jennifer Connelly, Anderson Cooper, Ball State Top Ten ListLeno 1135/1035c NBC Will Smith, Paula Deen, K.D. Lang Happy TV Watching, from Screenjunkies.com

REVIEW: Slumdog Millionaire

Sunday, December 7 by

Damn.  Romantic comedies got dark.  Slumdog Millionaire opens on an Indian kid getting tortured by two police inspectors.  They beat him, hold him underwater, and then  clamp electrodes on his toes.  It’s not The Holiday or Made Of Honor.  This kid’s getting ‘the business.’   Danny Boyle’s feel-good picture of the year (and it does eventually  feel good—my theater applauded) opens like a film about CIA rendition.

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Friday, December 5 by

Ten Best for Amy Adams and Shawn Levy (Empire)Fri free for al

Prepare to be Punished

Friday, December 5 by

 

Johnny Mad Dog Trailer

Friday, December 5 by

There is a 99% chance that you will never see this movie. It’s a foreign film and will probably only play in NY and LA for half a week, even after it wins some unpronounceable award at Cannes. We can at least enjoy this clip, which is super intense.

Anna Faris To Make Movie About How Many Dudes She’s Boned

Friday, December 5 by

Ah, the hallowed “magic number.” Dudes inflate it, chicks always leave a lot out, and now Anna Faris is making a movie about it. According to Hollywood reporter "Lady" centers on a woman who goes on a trek through her sexual past in an effort to find Mr.

Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems

Friday, December 5 by

Oscar discovers a $4300 surplus in the budget and Michael must decide between a new copier and new chairs for the entire office.  Of course, he can’t make any decisions by himself, so it takes all day.  Meanwhile, Jim and Pam have a little bit of a fun tiff over the copier/chair debate, and Angela, Andy, and Dwight tour Schrute farms in preparation for the wedding.

BREAKING NEWS: Punisher Is Really, Really Bloody (Red Band Clip)

Thursday, December 4 by

Damn, I was planning on taking my grandma to this one. But after watching this clip I guess we're back on for Madagascar 2. Seriously, John Rambo, are you going to let Punisher War Zone upstage you like this? That's some SERIOUS blood. And exploding heads. And a chair leg through an eye socket.

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Thursday, December 4 by

Nerdcore calendar launch (Joblo)The most bizarre

Earth Trailer

Thursday, December 4 by

I spent an entire week getting totally blazed, laying on a floor and watching the Planet Earth series over and over and over again about a year ago. It’s Eco Porn. In the future, documentaries like these are all that we will have to remember the planet. And as I was reminded yesterday: whatever we find, we must consider Mars a hostile planet.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Photo Recaplet

Thursday, December 4 by

Last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. Millions of lonely men worldwide watched while scantily clad women costumed as mythical Christain creatures and Roman slut-butterflies strutted in Miami. Does it get any more American Dream than that? Here are a few observations of the affair, with select pictures to match. Protect your neck with gold razor wire.Volunteer to be a part of genetic experiments.Keep your head warmAbdominal support is important, especially when naked.If you hug me, I will CUT you.

Michael Bay’s Amazon Wish List

Wednesday, December 3 by

Even the most famous of famous people want presents. Here's a screengrab of a few things that power director Michael Bay would like to have. I'm probably going to get him the 366 Turducken.  

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