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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll

Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.

Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever

Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.

Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’

Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank

Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.

Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way

Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

Looking good, Leslie.

You Want ‘Parks And Rec’ Film Reviews From Perd Hapley? You Got ‘Em Right Here.

Wednesday, September 4 by

MY SIDES! THEY HURT! Not from laughter, mind you, but worsening pancreatitis.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.

Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter

Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season

Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck

Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See

Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!

‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series

Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!

LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz

Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

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‘Always Sunny’ Goes Dark(er) In Pscychological Thriller Recut

Tuesday, September 3 by

The Talented Mr. Reynolds

Popes are better when they smile.

Hey Fanboys, Brace Yourselves For The Upcoming Pope Francis Biopic

Tuesday, September 3 by

It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con

Iron Man has really good taste in home furnishings.

Honest Trailers: ‘Iron Man 3′

Tuesday, September 3 by

Honesty is always the best policy. Especially when it’s funny.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Jurrasic Park And The Apocalypse: 6 Michael Crichton Movies

Few popular authors had the ability to put the science in science fiction like Michael Crichton did in crafting one bestseller after another. Crichton wove suspenseful tales of science run...

Good Things Come in Threes: 5 Fantastic Movie Trilogies

Finding fantastic movie trilogies can be quite a tricky feat, considering that Hollywood’ thirst for capitalizing on the success of certain films has led to abominations such as the “Jaws,”...

I Ain’t Hear No Fat Lady! 6 Independence Day Movie Quotes

Most living human beings with any basic access to entertainment are well aware of just how well Will Smith can entertain on screen. But these "Independence Day" quotes prove that...

4 Ghetto Fabulous Movies Like Friday

5 First Roles of Famous Actors

Although it may seem like these five famous actors jumped out of the womb with "Hollywood Superstar" already scribbled on their birth certificates, they all had to begin somewhere. In...

Sit with the Cool Kids: Freaks And Geeks Cast

John Francis Daley – John Daley is the main character, Sam Weir, in the “Freaks and Geeks” cast. The fourteen year old geek of the title that struggles through life...

Fox TV Shows Online

Who needs to worry about staying home or having to set the Tivo when you can watch prime Fox TV shows online whenever you want? Full episodes of some of...

The Neighborhood will Never Be the Same After these ‘Friday’ Quotes

Notorious Soundtrack Song List Songs That Will Get Any Party Bumping

The "Notorious" sountrack song list was a collection of songs from the hugely popular movie, "Notorious." The 2009 movie grossed 43 million dollars and was based on the life (and...

Love Triangles, Murder, and Hard Times: 10 Classic Drama Movies

What are 10 classic drama movies? Dramas are loosely defined as movies which have serious subject matter and use action and dialog as their vehicle. This article will try to include...

10 British War Movies That Will Move You

The best British war movies presents film fans with depictions of battles carried out by British military forces, from major wars down to historical battles. These movies have survived the...

10 Best Psychological Horror Movies To Watch Alone At Night

The ten best psychological horror movies work to frighten the audience with more than just jump scares and scary monsters. These movies get into the skin of the viewer, presenting...

Sexy and Dangerous: Vampire Names For Females

Vampire names for females in movies try to capture the sexiness and deadliness of its protagonists to create a diverse villain. Female vampires are always seen as gorgeous, immortal beauties...

Love, Betrayal, and Money: One Tree Hill Season 8 Spoilers

Emotions are Flying with these Army Wives Season 4 Spoilers

These "Army Wives" season four spoilers will definitely keep you hooked on the nighttime soap opera. If you are uncertain about watching this season, then these spoilers will let you...

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