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Tuesday TV Preview

Tuesday, April 7 by

 The Fringe department of the FBI is back in action tonight after a near 2 month vacation from strange paranormal activity. Also, be sure to catch the series premiere of Deadliest Warrior, a show pitting the gnarliest killing machines in history against eachother. Tonights matchup: A Roman Gladiator Vs. Apache Warrior. Sick. Your preivew after the break.

‘Reno 911′ Dangles Internet Etiquette In Front of You

Tuesday, April 7 by

Comedy Central recently posted a clip of Reno 911's Lt. Jim Dangle and Officer Suzie Kim doling out sage advice on how to navigate internet and email, which can certainly have its pitfalls.  I know.  I just emailed my boss a picture of my balls instead of posting them to ScreenJunkies first.  How embarrassing! Check out the clip after the jump, and remember, as Jim Dangle says in the video: sometimes your co-workers will search your web browser so your history is full of "monster c**ks."

STALLONE’S STILL GOT IT: “THE EXPENDABLES” SET PICS

Tuesday, April 7 by

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Sylvester Stallone at sixty-effing-two-years-old.  The new photos from the Rio de Janeiro set of Stallone's Expendables have gone live, and we have a few more after the jump, including ones of one ripped senior citizen jumping off the end of a pier.  If this isn't a lesson in the benefits of fiber and horse steroids, I don't know what is.

13 COMIC ACTORS IN CREATURE MAKEUP

Tuesday, April 7 by

Comic actors wearing makeup that takes half a day to apply has become a Hollywood tradition.  Hiding behind those layers of latex can sometimes be a more liberating experience, releasing the actor’s inhibitions and bringing out his inner funny.   It might mean dressing as a woman.  It might mean dressing as an obese person, or the double whammy: an obese woman.  Yes, more often than not, being funny while concealing yourself under pounds of makeup go hand-in-hand.  Rumor has it that Artie Lange might actually be a 120 lb. African-American woman from Denver. 

TRAILER FOR GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT

Tuesday, April 7 by

While we wait for any ounce of newsworthy nectar to drop from the gilded chalices of the superhero moviemaking gods regarding a live action Green Lantern flick, we have some morsels to perhaps hold us over.  A new trailer and release date for the animated Green Lantern: First Flight has hit.The straight to DVD feature, rated PG-13, will hit stores July 21st of this year, and features the voices of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” actor Christopher Meloni as Hal Jordan, “Battlestar Galactica” actor Tricia Helfer as Boodikka, “Reservoir Dogs” actor Michael Madsen as Kilowog and “Milk” actor Victor Garber as Sinestro.Watch the trailer after the jump.

Trust No One

Tuesday, April 7 by

Hiro and Ando continue their quest to unite the two Parkmans, while adult Parkman is on a quest against Danko to get revenge for what he did to Daphne. Sylar, meanwhile, is having a lot of fun with his new shape-shifting ability, using it to make Noah question himself and those he loves. Mohinder's finds some old boxes with information from his father, and as he's rifling through them it becomes more and more clear that all roads to lead to Coyote Sands….after the jump, that is.

IRON MAN 2 – SHOOT DAY #1 PHOTOS!

Tuesday, April 7 by

A site called spoilertv.com has photos up from the first day of Iron Man 2's shoot.  Here's one.  You can see a few more after the jump, including Don Cheadle as Rhodes, posing with a cell phone like he's the new spokesmodel for Verizon. 

Iron Man 2

Tuesday, April 7 by

Director: Jon FavreauCast: Robert Downey Jr., Don Cheadle, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gary Shandling. Sam Rockwell, Mickey RourkeSynopsis: Plot unknown so far… but it won't be dealing with the "Demon in a Bottle" storyline with Stark's alcoholism. Rating: TBD (but probably PG-13) 

DEADLIEST MORNING NEWS

Tuesday, April 7 by

Tonight Spike TV premieres their gory new series Deadliest Warrior. This is the show for you if your inner monologue consists of hounding questions like, 'Who would win in a fight — a Viking or a ninja?' The program brings in the experts to hypothesize the outcomes of these ultimate grudge matches. Personally, my money's on the Viking. Fights this season consist of Apache vs. Roman, Green Beret vs. Spetnaz, Yakuza vs. Mafia, Lumberjack vs. Bigfoot, Giant Donkey vs. Killer Whale, Bill Cosby vs. Swarm of Bats, Cowboy vs. Nessie, Kitten vs. Roomba, Rage vs. Machine, and Mike Tyson vs. Horse. Tune in tonight!     Enjoy more of your morning news below. New poster alludes to whereabouts of wild things (Yahoo) John McClane wishes you'd visit the Coast. (Chris Kula) Breast fans may be left wanting by Terminator Salvation (Latino Review) Listen to the Kenny Powers audio biography (Funny Or Die) Bunny movies popping up everywhere (Hollywood Reporter) Toxic Avenger: The Musical crosses the Hudson (Variety)

House Recap: Simple Explanation

Monday, April 6 by

24 Recap: 12am-1am

Monday, April 6 by

It's midnight baby, and Moss, Almeida and their team of FBI agents are stuck in a sticky situation, cornered by Hodges and his goons. A truck pulls up and out steps Jonas himself, "I want you off my property." He starts yelling at them and denies any such bioweapon on the grounds of StarkWood. "You've got 5 minutes to get you and your helicopters out of here." Renee was on the other line listening to Hodges' rant, and she runs over to Bauer for some advice.He makes a call to Doug Knowles, a higher up employee of StarkWood that he knows might be willing to cooperate. He calls him up. "Things are out of control," says Knowles. He agrees too help them find the weapons might be."Lets show our guests the door," Hodges slimily says to his goon. Bauer gets on line with Larry Moss and tells him that they need to create a diversion so Tony can escape and find the true location of the weapon. Moss hangs up, walks over punches and punches a testy Seton, giving some time for Tony to escape while grabbing a utility bag from one the FBI agents. While exploring StarkWood, he meets up with Doug Knowles.

I CALL THIS “RETRIBUTION ON MELMAC”

Monday, April 6 by

Cool Stuff: Idiot Box Art Show (SlashFilm)Wrestling Ruins Everything (FilmDrunk)Adriana Lima Is One Hot Female (Manofest)Low Budget Sci Fi News Update (Pajiba)Bellas Hot Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Trim The Bush Razor Ad (IAmBored)If Bono Was A Superhero (Cracked)Fast & The Furious Takes 1rst In B.O. (Filmofilia)The Zombie Apocalypse Is Coming! (DreadCentral)The 9 Worst Roommates You'll Ever Have (HolyTaco)Mini Anden Is Lusty (BustedCoverage)Estella Warren Hot Gallery (Uncoached)Well Mannered Alien vs. Predator (Unreality)Schumacher Hires 50 Cent (ThePlaylist)The iPod listening Device (TomOatmeal)Crazy Bank Shootout (NothingToxic)THe 5 Hottest Women Named April (Chickipedia)

“CHERRYBOMB” TRAILER SHOWS DARK SIDE OF HOGWARTS STUDENT

Monday, April 6 by

The Red-Band trailer for CherryBomb, the new film starring Harry Potter mainstay Rupert Grint, has hit the 'nets.  While the Potter films have gotten darker with each installment, this film kind of makes the whole Hogwarts experience look like Teletubbies.  Check out the trailer after the jump.  It's like a two-minute long ad for smoking cut to really cool Brit-Rock music.  If the Teletubbies smoked and partied to cool Brit-Rock music they'd make Barney look like Blue's Clues.

Monday TV Preview

Monday, April 6 by

Tonight, America's favorite bracketed tournament culminates with some Spartans battling some Tarheels in motor city, a super hero goes through the woes of marriage, and Jon Voight furthers his attempt at blowing up a bioweapon in the U.S. Your trusty TV preview and some classic Jordan footage after the jump.

MICHAEL BAY “DOESN’T LIKE” FEMALE TRANSFORMER ENOUGH TO KILL HER

Monday, April 6 by

In an interview with MTV News, BOOM-bastic Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen director Michael Bay expressed his distaste for Arcee – a female autobot in the upcoming film – and then proceeded to coldly explain his hatred was enough to murder her.  You may remember Arcee from the animated Transformers: The Movie, where she transformed into a pink futuristic car.  In Fallen, she is represented as a pink motorcycle.  A very dead pink motorcycle.Watch Michael Bay's chillingly self-satisfied confession to the grizzly murder after the jump.[via io9.com]

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