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The Cabin in the Woods

Monday, October 12 by

A twisted and unusual take on the familiar "cabin in the woods" formula.

“The Cabin In The Woods” Delayed Until 2011

Monday, October 12 by

(The hands that won the Superbowl.) Would you like to see a trailer for Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard's subversive horror flick The Cabin In The Woods? Well, friend, look no further than right here… about a year from now. MGM has announced that they are pushing the film's release date to early 2011(!) so that they may convert the film to 3D and capitalize on the hot, new trend. Sounds like a risky plan to me. Anything could happen between now and 2011. The financially-shakey MGM could go under; 3D could be yesterday's news; Whedon's fans may get girlfriends who won't let them watch horror films; or we could all fall victim to the dreaded Y2K10 Bug which will wipe out all technology as we know it. (Shock Til You Drop) Here's some more junk that pertains to the screen… Rampage rocks the 'Hawk (Latino Review)Neil Marshall to Burst the 3D Horror bubble (Empire)Anvil are blowing up too (Superhero Hype)Tara Reid succumbs to the inevitable (WENN)The Georgous Ladies of Dr. Who (Gunaxin)

‘Toy Story 3′ Trailer Sees Toys Abandoned for College, Hopes of Ever Having Sex.

Sunday, October 11 by

It's been playing in theaters for a couple weeks, but now it's finally hit the 'nets. Yes, the new trailer for the long-awaited Toy Story 3, which tells the tale of Andy's toys' survival after they're unceremoniously dumped in a day-care center after Andy departs for college.The only toy that gets to come with Andy on his matriculation? A sassy, wisecracking Fleshlight named Virginia, voiced by Queen Latifah. Check out the trailer after the jump. 

TOY STORY 3

Sunday, October 11 by

Director: Lee UnkrichCast: Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Michael Keaton, Joan Cusack, John RatzenbergerSynopsis: Woody, Buzz and the rest of their toy friends are dumped in a day care center when Andy departs for college.

Photobomb Fridays: Rear Window + Fat Spider-Man

Friday, October 9 by

"You know, sometimes I think I'd rather have my old wife-murdering neighbor back." Sorry, Jimmy. You'll have to settle for the fat nerd and these links:How To Convince Your GF That The House Is Haunted (HolyTaco)Matt Holiday Blows It For The Cardinals (TotalProSports)Caught Red Handed Lookin' At Boobies (TheChive)Terry Gilliam's Favorite Animated Films (FilmDrunk)The 10 Greatest Books Adapted Into Movies (SuperTremendous)The Boogieman Project Round II (Pajiba)Miley's Boyfriend Forced Her To Quit Twitter (CelebJihad)14 Coolest Guitar Hero Guitar Mods (Unreality)World's Larget Pumpkin Cannon In Action (Asylum)Why We Love College Football: A Gallery (BustedCoverage)Backyard Wrestling Ends Badly (RegretfulMorning)How To Make A Perfect First Impression (MadeMan)Audrina Patridge Thinks She Loves NASCAR (AllLeftTurns)Soccer Player Brutally Kicked In The Head (NothingToxic)Where Does Chocolate Milk Come From? (Atom)

Photobomb Fridays: Rear Window + Fat Spider-Man

Friday, October 9 by

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, October 9th thru Sunday, October 11th

Friday, October 9 by

Rosie O'Donnell, Dr. Dre, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and the Parasaurolophus. All of your favorite retards are in this Weekend TV Preview.   CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP   NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

‘Ugly Betty’ Actress Becki Newton

Friday, October 9 by

Becki Newton plays Amanda on Ugly Betty, which starts its new season tonight on ABC.  She's sassy, sexy, and seems to like to get wild underneath the sheets.  Now this is all based on Amanda's character traits on the show, mind you, but it's comforting to assume that Becki herself also possesses these proclivities.  Bad news is she's married.  Booooo!  At least one thing is evident in the picture above: Becki likes pearl necklaces.  And this means only two things for her husband.  He's doling out a ton of cash at Zales or, he's doling out a ton of…well you get how double entendres work.          A word from Becki: "I make myself laugh all day long."Sounds like a serious debilitating disorder.  If this laughter is involuntary you might want to run the problem by your physician.  He could prescribe you some medication, or wrap you up in a straight jacket.  Don't let the latter option deter you from seeking help.Here are some pics that'll keep you smiling all day long after the jump! 

7 Movies Not To Watch If You’re Married

Friday, October 9 by

Couples Retreat is sponsoring Break Media this week, so I’m going to go ahead and describe the film as a hilarious look at real world problems faced by married couples.But when it comes to looking at the real world problems of married couples, not all films are so friggin' hilarious.  In fact, some movies might just ruin your crappy marriage!If you ever want to get married, or you‘re already married and want to stay that way, I recommend you avoid these seven films like Bryan Singer avoids vagina.(Click on the posters to watch each movie's trailer.)Private Parts

Tracy Morgan Is On Twitter

Friday, October 9 by

 The online campaign to convince comedian/cuckoo bird Tracy Morgan to join Twitter has bore fruit. The 30 Rock star joined the micro-blogging site yesterday in order to give his eager fans an inside view of his mind. In that time we have learned, "my d*ckhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my d*ck is so fat it looks like r2d2."  And, "I'm on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!" When asked for comment Sh*t My Zombie Sez, tweeted: "BBRAAIINNSS"!!! Well said. Well said. (Tracy Morgan's Twitter) These links are pregnant with information… Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans trailer (/Film)Dexter: The Animated Series (Dread Central)Andy Serkis's mo-cap of Ian Dury is uncanny (The Playlist)The Lovely Bones poster is lovely as expected (First Showing)The Saw guys buy Chainsaw (Empire)

Los Angeles Destroyed in ’2012′ Trailer #2

Thursday, October 8 by

The Mayan calendar was right. John Cusack's acting credibility will end in 2009. Make the mourning period easier with these links: 25 Bachelor Frog Memes (HolyTaco) 20 Hot Women In Painted-On Jerseys (TotalProSports) Asians Are Totally Normal, Not Weird At All (TheChive) Nick Nolte's Son Popped For DUI (FilmDrunk) Top Ten Bone Crushing Hits In Youth Football History (SuperTremendous) 50 Greatest Animated Films Of All Time (Pajiba) Miley Cyrus And Three Brown Chickens (CelebJihad) 15 Funny Signs With Changed Lines (Unreality) Birth Contol Can Make You Look More Attractive (Asylum) Why Going To Ole Miss Alabama Game Is Fun (BustedCoverage) 7 Drinking Games From Around The World (RegretfulMorning) Google Maps Just Got A Whole Lot Sexier (MadeMan) 5 Reasons Why Kasey Kahne Is Doomed (AllLeftTurns)

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Thursday, October 8 by

A drunk dwarf, potty humor, and speculation about Paris Hilton being a demon. Tonight's TV Preview mirrors the Howard Stern Show. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

UGLY BETTY

Thursday, October 8 by

Network: ABCCast: America Ferrera, Eric Mabius, Becki Newton, Vanessa WilliamsSynopsis: Betty Suarez is smart, sweet and hard working. The only problem is that she's not thin and beautiful like all her coworkers at Mode, the high-fashion magazine where she works. The only reason the publisher hired her to be his son's secretary, is that he thought Betty was someone who Daniel would never sleep with. Betty's hard work and determination earns Daniel's respect, as she helps him find his way through the shark infested waters of the fashion industry.

‘Community’ And ‘Mad Men’ Actress Alison Brie

Thursday, October 8 by

Alison Brie is pulling double duty this season, starring in two critically acclaimed shows.  One is a compelling drama and the other a chuckle-loaded comedy.  It must be quite a challenge transforming from Pete Campbell's doting wife on Mad Men to uptight college student Annie on Community.  I wonder if she ever gets them mixed up?  Does she ever arrive on Mad Men as her Annie character, giving her husband sass instead of a neat scotch?  No, I imagine she'd get a slap across the face from Matthew Weiner for such insubordination.  And if it were vice versa on the set of Community, you'd better believe Chevy Chase would berate her until tears rolled down from those big, blue eyes.  We could hope it would all be in good fun, but back in the day Chevy used to make actresses cry for sport.       A word from Alison: "When I was in college and growing up I was like, 'It's comedy for me! I'm so funny!'"Take it easy there, Alison.  You've proven yourself as a dramatic actress, but we still haven't seen enough of the sitcom to be convinced of your comedic chops.  Talk to the writers and see if they can work in some pratt falls and spit takes, and possibly a bottle of seltzer water.  Then you're sure to get our vote.Check out more pics after the jump that are funny in a hot way!

Tosh.0 2.1 Premieres Tonight!

Thursday, October 8 by

Tosh .O Best of the Worst Promo New Eps Oct 8th Thursday – Watch more Funny Videos

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