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Treevenge

Monday, July 13 by

Director: Jason EisenerSynopsis: Treevenge is a short film detailing the experiences and horrifying reality of the lives of Christmas trees. Clearly, for trees, Christmas isn’t the exciting “peace on earth” that is experienced by most. After being hacked down, and shipped away from their homes, they quickly become strung up, screwed into an upright position for all to see, exposed in a humiliation of garish decorations. But this Christmas will be different, this Christmas the trees have had enough, this Christmas the trees will fight back. Treevenge could be a short film about the end of days for Christmas trees, or perhaps, the end of humanity?

WHAT TO WATCH ON TV TONIGHT: MONDAY, JULY 13th, 2009

Monday, July 13 by

Okay fight fans! Tonight's recommended viewings all linger around the theme of fighting for survival in one way or another. So why not watch with a friend? And then why not punch them upside when they're not looking. I think you'll both get a pretty good laugh out of it. FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP…

‘Entourage’ Actress Emmanuelle Chriqui

Monday, July 13 by

"Entourage" made its triumphant return last night, and with it came the return of the adorable Emmanuelle Chriqui.  She took a long break from playing Sloan, Eric's smoking hot girlfriend – much to the dismay of every heterosexual male who watches it in hopes of seeing attractive women (the same ones who watch to hear Ari say something cool that they can co-opt for themselves).  The producers and writers must've realized they were all morons for not featuring her on the show, and now she's back.  All is right with the world (except the economy, of course).A word from Emmanuelle: "You know, "Entourage" is the biggest surprise of my career. It's never really been my dream to be on a TV series. But every pilot season, my agent wants me to do something. So this time I said, 'Okay, look, if I do television, I want to do an HBO show.'"It's no surprise you'll find hot photos of Emmanuelle after the jump.

TOP 15 MAGIC BABES FROM MOVIES & TV

Monday, July 13 by

Throughout the ages, enchanting babes with supernatural powers have come and gone, but a few exceptional ones have stuck out in our memory.  This list is a tribute to fifteen of Screen Junkies' favorite magical, sexy ladies and the spells they put on us. 15. Cheras Alexandra Medford in The Witches of Eastwick (1987)Cher may be a hell of a singer, if not always the best actress, but in this 80’s magical movie she got to show off her hots, received a significantly larger role than she normally did in her films, and showed what a sexy magical babe she could be.  That's her on the left of the Eastwick poster if you didn't already know. 

CHECK OUT A DELETED SCENE FROM ‘WATCHMEN’ THE DIRECTOR’S CUT

Sunday, July 12 by

Like many Watchmen fans, I have mixed feelings about its big screen adaptation. I appreciate it for what it is. The attention to aesthetic detail is certainly amazing and the sheer spectacle of it all is on a larger scale than any of its comic book film predecessors. But it just seems to lack the heart and fear that were so present in the book partly because the supporting characters are essentially non-characters. I held out the hope that the Director's Cut would capture more of the magic from the illustrated page. And it looks like I was right! Here is a deleted scene where the original Nite Owl attempts to fend off paranoid attackers in his home. Things don't pan out very well for the old timer but it is a beautifully put-together scene nonetheless and one that definitely should have been included in the theatrical run. You can pick up the Director's Cut on DVD and Blu Ray on July 21st. Or you can wait a few months for the 5-disc Ultimate Edition. (via Latino Review) Please avail yourselves to our morning links… Ryan Reynolds will eventually be in every comic book movie. (The Playlist) With Moneyball out, Soderbergh wants to make The Limey Too. (Cinema Blend) Matt Damon is charitable. (TV Guide) Is Stephen Chow off Green Hornet? (/Film) Wolf Man reshoots to include a far better fight scene. (First Showing)

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Sunday, July 12 by

‘Stella’ Short: ‘Bored’ w/ Sam Rockwell

Saturday, July 11 by

Happy Saturday, junkies!  If you haven't already read our weekend preview, you might have missed that Comedy Central ran episodes of both "The State" and "Stella" in the wee hours of the morning.  They likely didn't run this: an NSFW short written and driected by, and starring David Wain, Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter – a.k.a. Stella. It's my favorite of the "Stella Shorts," which preceded the Comedy Central show (a show which had Star Wars-level production value by comparison).  Look for Moon and Iron Man 2's Sam Rockwell as a pizza delivery guy.  With music by John Cougar Mellencamp.

STELLA

Saturday, July 11 by

Network: Comedy CentralCast: David Wain, Michael Ian Black, Michael ShowalterSynopsis: The official synopsis reads: A sketch comedy show that follows the absurd adventures of Michael, Michael and David.  But that doesn't do this show justice.  It only lasted a season, but is available on DVD and we strongly recommend you pick it up, especially Disc 1, which includes, "Office Party," possibly my favorite 22 minutes of Prime Time TV EVER.Status: Cancelled

HITLER FINDS OUT MICHAEL JACKSON HAS DIED

Friday, July 10 by

Boy oh boy!  We've seen Hitler get mad before, but Michael Jackson passing on the eve of the massive concert he was to play for the Hitler's birthday reeeally pisses the Führer off to no end.Here are some links that Hitler wouldn't feel anything about because he's dead.  Erica Underwood Is Very Attractive (Gorillamask) Friday's Random Graph Extravaganza (Holytaco) Aaron Sorkin Rewrites Brad Pitt's Moneyball (Filmdrunk) Naughty News Bloopers Montage (Manofest) A Remote-Controlled Water Cannon Sounds Pretty Awesome (Walyou) The 10 Most Spectacularly Mediocre Films Of The Past Decade (Pajiba) The 6 Most Baffling Superheroes From Around The World (Cracked) Funniest Movie Death Scenes (Sickpigs) 105 Counts Of Statue-tory Rape (Coedmagazine) 15 Little-Known Facts About Gary Busey (Celebjihad) The Art Of The Quickie (Mademan) Brock Lesnar Hates Cheap Chairs (Cagepotato) 5 Awesome Deleted Scenes From Dramatic Movies (Unreality) New Words Added To Miriam-Webster, Also Some Suggestions (Asylum) Heather Nichols, AKA "Girl Humped By Rampage Jackson" (Bustedcoverage) Some Of The Nastiest Canned Foods From Around The World (Uncoached) Awesome Swimming Pool Dunks? … Alright, They're Pretty Cool (Regretfulmorning) Delicious Barbeque Recipies, Minus The Coronaries (Bachelorguy) Poor Economy Making High Schoolers Pay To Play Sports (Moondogsports) Kid Gets Knocked Out After A Backyard Boxing Match (Nothingtoxic) Inappropriate Workplace: Bored And Room (Atomfilms) New Clip From Harry Potter 6 (Filmofilia)

WHAT TO WATCH ON TV: WEEKEND OF JULY 10-12, 2009

Friday, July 10 by

This weekend we're certain you'll be catching Brüno at least once.  (If you're not convinced of its worthiness, read Andy Rooney's review here.)  There's also I Love You, Beth Cooper, which looks good and grating, other than Hayden Panettiere's involvement.  But if you just feel like staying in, or you physically can't get outside because of obesity issues or allergies, we've got a cornucopia of televised delicacies for your discerning palate.  And none of them are cooking shows. FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP…

‘WWE Friday Night Smackdown’ Diva Michelle McCool

Friday, July 10 by

I'll be honest; I haven't watched anything related to the WWE since 4th grade.  I always felt that I needed a taste for Natty Light, trucker hats, and trailer homes to in order to fully appreciate the sport.  And I had none of the those.  But after scrambling to find a topical subject for today's girl gallery – and landing one – I now may be inclined to make a habit of WWE Friday Night Smackdown.  Because there's always a chance that beautiful "Diva" Michelle McCool will show up.  She's the current Divas World Champion, and, more importantly, used to be a 7th grade school teacher.  I leave the immature schoolboy jokes to you.A word from Michelle: "I, like most of the other Divas, get this question often. Though the girls have done some absolutely beautiful, classy shoots with Playboy, it's not for me. For now, I'll be keeping my clothes on."Sh*t.  Anway, check out some beautiful, classy photos of a scantily-clad Michelle after the jump!

FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN

Friday, July 10 by

The What: WWE Friday Night SmackDown is a professional wrestling television program for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) that is currently airing on MyNetworkTV in the United States. The show's name is also used to refer to the SmackDown brand, in which WWE employees are assigned to work and perform on that program; the other programs and brands are Raw and ECW.  And that, junkies, is about the most corporate description we could borrow from wikipedia ever. The When: Fridays 8-10PM Eastern on My Network TV & WWE HDOfficial Site: http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/

DESTRO MASK REVEALED!! KINDA SORTA!!!!

Friday, July 10 by

There's been a lot of controversy over the look of Destro's mask in the upcoming G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Fans and baby crows alike are concerned that it just won't be shiny enough. Well, you can set those worries aside. UGO received an exclusive first look at a drawing… of the toy… based off the actor… playing the role of the cartoon. And here it is: I'm confused as to why they would model him after Marcia Cross though. Look at these shiny morning headlines… Todd Phillips hires Zach Galifianakis for his next two projects. (Cinema Blend) New 9 trailer makes burlap the hottest fabric this season. (io9) The Foot Clan are back in action. (First Showing) Napoleon Dynamite wants to be the next Tyler Perry. (Variety) Eli Roth is missing Thanksgiving this year. (Cinematical)

‘JENNIFER’S BODY’ SFW TRAILER HAS ARRIVED

Thursday, July 9 by

JENNIFERS BODY SFW Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersOn Monday, we posted ShockTilYouDrop's Red Band trailer for Jennifer's Body, and today, the theatrical trailer was released online.  This one's noticeably tamer and free of Diablo Cody's trademark "Diablogue" like the soon-to-be-meme, "Smells like Thai food in here. Were you guys f**king?" We're guessing if Fox had allowed a permutation of that line in thisSFW version, it would go something like, "Smells like Thai food in here. Were you guys cooking Thai food?Here are today's top links that make you feel like you do while you're smelling Thai Food:Amanda Pogrell In Scant Clothing (Gorillamask) A Brief History Of Ruined Photos And Photo Bombs (Holytaco) Ricky Gervais Makes Fun Of Ralph Fiennes (Filmdrunk) 20 Freakishly Large Animals (Manofest) A Totally Awesome R2D2 Trashcan (Walyou) Classic Trailer Appreciation: Dodgeball (Pajiba) 7 Classic Star Wars Characters That Totally Dropped The Ball (Cracked) I Guess Creepy Dudes Like Ruining Photos In Japan (Sickpigs) What To Do If You Win The Lottery (Coedmagazine) Miley Cyrus Is Trying To Get You Arrested (Celebjihad) Worst Cars For Picking Up Chicks (Mademan) A Guide To Helping You Win Money From UFC 100 (Cagepotato) What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Moved To Oklaholma (Unreality) 3 Videogame Movies Hollywood Is Going To Eff Up (Asylum) Erin Andrews Takes Ball Off Chin (Bustedcoverage) 15 Awesome Pictures Of A Very Young Beatles Group (Uncoached) Elevator Episode: "Scars" (Elevator) 5 Landmarks In The Evolution Of Animated Porn (Regretfulmorning) Grilly Goat Proves To Be Useful Grilling Accessory (Bachelorguy) Photos Of Denise Milani Never Get Old (Moondogsports)

‘JENNIFER’S BODY’ GREENBAND TRAILER

Thursday, July 9 by

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