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30 Rock Recap: Apollo, Apollo

Friday, March 27 by

This episode begins with Liz unpacking her new running shoes. Jack calls Liz and tells her she is yet to RSVP to his 50th birthday party. Meanwhile, on television, Tracy is announcing to the world that it is his dream to go into space. He will finance the trip if anyone is willing to shoot him into space. Liz has to deal with this, pronto. Dennis Duffy suddenly bursts into Liz’s apartment and tells her that he is going through a 12 step program. He is a recovering sex addict. He is at step nine, the step where he needs to apologize to everybody he has wronged. Side note: For all you Seinfeld fans, you know step nine. Dennis apologizes to Liz for sleeping with her, thus subjecting her to his web of treachery. Liz doesn’t care, she just wants Dennis out of the room. Liz asks Jack if he knows about Tracy trying to get into space. Jack says he has a google alert for everything titled “Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster”. They have to stop him.

NEW ANGELS AND DEMONS TV SPOT

Friday, March 27 by

A new TV spot for Angels & Demons, the follow-up film for Ron Howard and his Da Vinci code crew, is up on the 'nets.  Admittedly, this is shaping up to be more exciting than its cinematic predecessor.  Pretty action-packed stuff.  I'm mostly just glad that stories about the Catholic church's coverups of indiscretions are straying from the tired molestation angle and getting back to the mass murder thing . Check out the clip after the jump. 

NICHOLAS CAGE, SORCERER… AND OTHER NEWS

Friday, March 27 by

(click photo above to enlarge)More photos of Nic Cage in Sorcerer's Apprentice (JustJared)Nic Cage Talks Batman 3 Villains (MTV'S SPLASHPAGE)Watch the first five minutes of the Mutant Chronicles (hulu)Marvel is hiring writers (Variety)Bret Ratner becomes book publisher (LA Times)Gervais's Insurance Company Comedy Gaining Heat (The Playlist)Simon Pegg joins cast of Ice Age 3 (Empire)

Managerial Immunity

Friday, March 27 by

Since Michael's turned in his two weeks he can basically do anything he wants, so he he spends his days drinking scotch and splenda and wandering arund the office bugging everyone. He also comes up with an idea for a new business once he actually quits, and goes around the office trying to find investors for it. Meanwhile, Kelly and Angela are still obsessed with Charles, and Pam has to figure out how to make the new copier work, all after the jump

THURSDAY NIGHT LINK-DOWN!

Thursday, March 26 by

10 Greatest WWF Promos Of All Time (Manofest)Awesome Robot Sword Fight (FilmDrunk)Ang Lee/Dimitri Martin Comedy? (Pajiba)Nikki Gray Spank Bank (GorillaMask)One Legged Wrestler (IAmBored)9 Awesome Places To Have Sex With Horrible Consequences (Cracked)

ARCADE FIRE’S MUSIC MAKES ANY MOVIE TRAILER BETTER

Thursday, March 26 by

After verbally fellating the Where the Wild Things Are trailer the other day, I've had a chance to sit down and digest what made it work so well.  And I've come to the conclusion that it owes a lot to the Arcade Fire song featured in it.  Don't get me wrong; the movie looks fantastic.  But I'm sure Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze would have looked a lot more profound had its trailer featured the Arcade Fire.  What's that, you say?  You want to see it to believe it?  Oh.  Okay.  Here: But to be fair, we also have to test out the opposite, with music from TMNT 2 laid over the Wild Things trailer.  See the film in a whole new light after the jump. 

Where the Wild Things Are

Thursday, March 26 by

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: Tony Scott Cast: Denzel Washington, John Travolta, Luis Guzmán, Victor Gojcaj, Gbenga Akinnagbe Synopsis: Armed men hijack a New York subway train in demand of a hefty ransom. As the authorities try to negotiate with the hostage takers they wonder how the hijackers plan to get away. Release Date: June 12, 2009

The Hangover

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: Todd Phillips Cast: Zach Galifianakis, Mike Tyson, Heather Graham, Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong Synopsis: A Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. Release Date: June 5, 2009

FIVE NEW INTERNATIONAL STAR TREK POSTERS.

Thursday, March 26 by

May 8th, El Futuro Comienza.  Five international posters for J.J. Abrams' Star Trek have hit the internet.  This is one.  Check out the other ones after the jump.  If you do not, then the Romulans have won.

Land of the Lost

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: Brad Silberling Cast: Will Ferrell, Anna Friel, Danny R. McBride, Pollyanna McIntosh, Michael Papajohn Synopsis: Three adults inadvertently stumble into a mysterious land populated by dinosaurs and other creatures, including the mysterious and dangerous race of Sleestak. Release Date: June 5, 2009

State of Play

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: Kevin MacDonald Cast: Jason Bateman, Rachel McAdams, Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe, Robin Wright Penn Synopsis: Based on the BBC mini-series of the same title, a team of investigative reporters work alongside a police detective to try to solve the murder of a congressman's mistress. Release Date: April 17, 2009

Observe and Report

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: Jody Hill Cast: Anna Faris, Seth Rogen, Ray Liotta, Patton Oswalt, Michael Peña Synopsis: Bi-polar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper's paradise into his personal peep show. Release Date: April 10, 2009

Dragonball Evolution

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: James Wong Cast: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Emmy Rossum, Randall Duk Kim, Yun-Fat Chow Synopsis: The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power. Release Date: April 8, 2009

The Haunting in Connecticut

Thursday, March 26 by

Director: Peter Cornwell Cast: Elias Koteas, Virginia Madsen, Amanda Crew, Kyle Gallner, Martin Donovan Synopsis: After a family is forced to relocate for their son's health, they begin experiencing supernatural behavior in their new home, which turns out not be quite what they thought… Release Date: March 27, 2009

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