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HULU WILL STREAM MICHAEL JACKSON’S MEMORIAL SERVICE TODAY

Tuesday, July 7 by

Today beginning at 9:30 a.m. PST, 12:30 p.m. EST Hulu will live stream Michael Jackson's Memorial Service. Stevie Wonder, Al Sharpton, Brooke Shields, Smokey Robinson, Berry Gordy, Kobe Bryant, Magic Johnson, and John Mayer amongst others will be appearing as eulogizers. I only hope that Mayer knows this is the wrong venue to try out his stand-up material. [via The Business Insider]Morning headlines that won't cause epic gridlock… Zach Galifianakis plots his takeover of Hollywood. (Reuters) Baywatch is getting the big screen treatment. (First Showing) Lost loses its best writer. (NY Mag) Sly talks The Expendables. (Latino Review) A Christmas Carol poster is SMOKIN'! (Cinema Blend) Is Michael Jackson's ghost haunting Neverland Ranch? (Dread Central)

TRAILER FOR ‘THE DESCENT: PART 2′

Monday, July 6 by

THE DECENT: PART 2 Trailer – Watch more MOVIE TRAILERSThe Descent: Part 2 trailer has arrived online and it looks every bit as scary as the original.  And, judging by the brief images in the above, the film looks to combine several elements that scare the crap out of me — dark, confined spaces, vicious man-eating creatures and the Paris Hilton sex tape. It's bound to give me nightmares so if you don't mind, I may have to sleep with your mom tonight.  If you'll recall, I take two sugar cubes in my morning coffee; please have it ready.  Hang on one sec… your mom's requesting two teabags for her… Oh.  Wait that last bit wasn't for you.Descend Into The Lowest Common Denominator with Today's Top Web Content! Santana Rose, By Any Other Name, Would Still Be Hot (Gorillamask) What Your Tattoo Really Says About You (Holytaco) Because The World Needs A TJ Hooker Movie (Filmdrunk) Sesame Street vs. Slayer (Manofest) An Awesome Xbox 360 Laptop Mod (Walyou) The 6 Best Films From The First Half Of 2009 (Pajiba) 5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life (Cracked) How To Not Make Friends At An Animal Cruelty Protest (Sickpigs) The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard (Coedmagazine) Comparing Angelina Jolie And Megan Fox (Celebjihad) 9 Mistakes You Make While Getting It On (Mademan) Fun In The Offices Of The Dudes Who Run UFC (Cagepotato) A Collection Of Pretty Awesome Celeb Casting Calls (Unreality) Roger Federer Or Tiger Woods? (Asylum) Teacher Sends Sex Tape Home With Kids, Father Objects (Bustedcoverage) The Best Bloodsport Clip That Never Aired (Uncoached) Can't Remember How Trashed You Were On The 4th?  Here's a Chart To Help (Regretfulmorning) A Ceiling Fan That Plays Music Is Useful, Right? (Bachelorguy) Will Albert Pujols Get A-Rod Money In 2012? (Moondogsports)More Commentary on Twitters from the Stars done by Some Guy in a Basement (Tweet Boxx) Inept Robbers Take A Dive Out Of A Store Door (Nothingtoxic) How To Be Funny In A Post-Moonwalking And Mighty Putty World (Atomfilms) New Alice In Wonderland Images (Filmofilia)

The Descent: Part 2

Monday, July 6 by

Director: Jon HarrisCast: Shauna MacDonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Krysten CummingsSynopsis: Unable to plausibly explain to the authorities what happened – or why she's covered in her friends' blood – Sarah is forced back to the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing companions. As the rescue party drives deeper into uncharted caverns, nightmarish visions of the recent past begin to haunt Sarah and she starts to realize the full horror and futility of the mission. Subjected to the suspicion and mistrust of the group and confronted once more by the inbred, feral and savagely ruthless Crawlers, Sarah must draw on all her inner reserves of strength and courage in a desperate final struggle for deliverance and redemption.

What to Watch on TV Tonight: Monday, July 6, 2009

Monday, July 6 by

Hi there, fellow Junkies.  After weeks of debate, late-night coffee runs, bruised egos and one pivotal coin flip, we've decided to bring back a daily dose of nightly TV recommendations.  We haven't settled on a formula yet, so please bear with us as the way we deliver the goods will undoubtedly change more than Harry Knowles changes shirts (read: twice a week).  And PLEASE, PLEASE give us constructive criticism in the comments section so that we can make this as entertaining and informative as possible.  It's our way of giving back to the community while indirectly making people fatter so "Dance Your Ass Off" is never hurting for new contestants.  Here's What to Watch:

‘I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER’ ACTRESS LAUREN LONDON

Monday, July 6 by

The teen comedy I Love You, Beth Cooper comes out this Friday, and while everyone is enamored with the idea of Hayden Panettiere being PG-13 naked in the flick, there happens to be several other beautiful women in the film as part of Beth Cooper's entourage.  Lauren London happens to be one of them.  You might remember her from the films ATL and Next Day Air, or that one Episode of "Entourage" she was on.  She also appears to be the mother of Lil' Wayne's latest child, which has to be worth something.  And by something, I mean sh*tloads of child support.A Word From Lauren: "Barbara Streisand has always been an inspiration for me. I admire Jennifer Lopez because she's been against all the odds and she's made such a name for herself and she can put her name on anything and it sells and I admire that about her, but Barbara Streisand and Woody Allen are my favorites."Not every beautiful 24-year-old actress would cite Woody Allen and Barbara Streisand as heroes… That's way more intriguing than a Panettiere pseudo-nude scene.  Lauren, you now have our undivided attention.Check out more hot pictures of Lauren after the jump!

NEW RED BAND ‘JENNIFER’S BODY’ TRAILER

Monday, July 6 by

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FRENCH “ONG BAK 2″ TRAILER HAS ARRIVED

Monday, July 6 by

Though it has already been released in Europe and Asia, Tony Jaa's Ong Bak 2 has yet to find an American theatrical release date. I've posted a new trailer below that shows off Jaa's ability to kick both man and beast in the face. Hopefully the Weinstein company will release it later this year. Otherwise fans should start a grassroots campaign where they send knees to Harvey Weinstein's face. [via First Showing] Warning: No other morning headline features alligator-fighting… Gory photos from The Final Destination. (DVD Forum) Tony Stark has a sweet ride. (Latino Review) Unnecessary T.J. Hooker movie in the works. (Variety) Turkish gameshow attempts to convert atheists. (Reuters)

NEWEST TRAILER FOR ‘CARRIERS’ WITH CHRIS PINE & PIPER PERABO

Friday, July 3 by

CARRIERS Trailer #2 – Watch more Movie Trailers Hey kids! Happy 4th of July Weekend!  And you know what that means… Road Trip!  Yeah!  Hopefully yours has less pandemics than the one above.  Of course, if you encounter someone infected with something, just give everyone a slightly panicked, but friendly reminder to roll up their windows, just like Grandpa used to do when he drove through that neighborhood with "those people." Here are Your July 4th Weekend Links: Aylen Alvarez is Ga Ga Ga Good Looking (Gorilla Mask) Steal Johnny Depp's Public Enemies Style Here (Asylum) Homeland Security Prepping for Attack of Brüno Quotes (Film Drunk) 100 – count 'em – 100 SMOKING HOT U.S.A. Bikini Babes (Manofest) Iron Man-inspired Motorcycle Helmet is Bad Ass, Affordable (Walyou) NASCAR Movie Character Hall of Fame (All Left Turns) Guide to "Third Date" Movies Will Actually Help You (Pajiba) 7 Obnoxious A-holes at EVERY Concert.  Ready Devil Horns (Cracked) This Sh*t Will Most Definitely Happen at Your July 4th BBQ (Holy Taco) 14 Painfully FUNNY Fireworks FAILs (Coed Mag) Jessica Simpson Goes Bra-less.  GULP! (Celeb Jihad) Don "The Intimidator" Frye Makes His Nickname Stick in Public Enemies (Cage Potato) The Hunt for Gollum Fan Film is Better Than You Know, Dammit! (Unreality Mag) 25 More Patriotic Bikini Chicks (Busted Coverage) Kid FAILs at Singing National Anthem (Sick Pigs) The Four Sh*ttiest Franchises in Pro Sports (Bachelor Guy)

‘PUBLIC ENEMIES’ ACTRESS/SINGER DIANA KRALL

Friday, July 3 by

Today, Screenjunkies is classin' it up a bit with our daily gallery.  This is a rare occurence, so don't expect us to start listening to John Tesh music and eating endangered seal meat, or whatever it is the wealthy eiltes do.  The lovely jazz singer Diana Krall just happens to have a bit in Public Enemies as… big stretch… a singer.  This knocks our "Hot Girls In Public Enemies" count up to 4, in case you wanted to keep score.  Maybe this movie has more than just gunfights to entice us to see it.A Word From Diana: "So much of what we do as artists is a combination of personal experience and imagination, and how that all creeps into your work is not so linear."Wow, that's pretty deep… I promise, we'll return to hot starlets with sex tapes after the weekend.  No need to damage your brain with these sophisticated ladies.  Check out more hot – but tasteful – pictures of Diana after the jump!

Carriers

Friday, July 3 by

Directors: Àlex & David PastorCast: Chris Pine, Lou Taylor Pucci, Piper PeraboSynopsis: Four friends fleeing a viral pandemic soon learn they are more dangerous than any virus. 

THE 8 WEIRDEST JOHNNY DEPP ROLES

Friday, July 3 by

Though he’s played a wide variety of roles over the course of his career, and is set to play the hardboiled John Dillinger in the upcoming Public Enemies, Johnny Depp has shown himself to be an actor of idiosyncratic but undeniably odd taste in roles.  Oh sure, he can do the Oscar-winning drama just as well as anybody (Finding Neverland, Donnie Brasco), but he just can’t seem to stay away from roles that send shivers down people’s spine or cause audiences to say, “WTF?” (Or for that matter make movies these days that don’t have Tim Burton’s name attached to them.) 

ROBOGEISHA TRAILER PREMIERES

Friday, July 3 by

Twitch has premiered the trailer for RoboGeisha and it's pretty much the strangest and best thing you will ever see. A lot of my friends are into dating Asian girls but I've always held out because I was afraid that they might transform into a half-woman, half-tank killing machine. This trailer only reinforces that fear.  I'm just curious. Who provided that voice over? Sean Michael Costello??Morning news that won't stab your eyes with fried shrimp…Sony gears up for a Resident Evil sequel. (First Showing) View Master is now a movie. There are officially no more ideas in Hollywood. (Coming Soon) The Genesis of Arnold's Kill Lines. (Holy Taco) Nick Fury is all talk. (Latino Review) Heathers sequel still ain't happenin'. (Empire)

LIFE-SIZE ‘GIGANTOR’ ROBOT BEING BUILT IN JAPAN

Thursday, July 2 by

Well, leave it to Japanese engineers to have figured this one out.  Somebody done gone and built a real life Gundam robot.  And over the past couple weeks, several pics and clips of the life-size replica that actually moves have shown up.  Well now, according to Aint It Cool, another team is constructing a life-size replica of GIGANTOR, the beloved Japanese animated hunk o' sentient metal that debuted in the '50s.  The question now isn't if, but how many fanboys will be visiting Japan this year in hopes of being the one whose love for the robots is so strong, it brings them to actual life and in search of an overweight bespectacled introvert to be their friend… and a parents' basement… to call home.Here are today's Gundam-sized Links: Camille Holbrook Walks Through Forest, Disrobes (Gorillamask) The Guido Beach Of Yesteryear (Filmdrunk) The 10 Absolute Worst Movie Trailers Of All Time (Manofest) Very Intricate Carboard Technology Recreations.  Super Cool (Walyou) 13 Of The Best Movies You've Never Seen (Pajiba) 5 Corporate Promotions That Ended In (Predictable) Disaster (Cracked) Get Drunk for the USA with "Man In The Box" (YouTube) 14 Funny Fireworks Fail Videos (Coedmagazine) R Kelly May Be In Trouble For Statutory Rape. Again. (Celebjihad) 7 Lies Romantic Comedies Told You (Mademan) Do You Really Expect People Who Fight For a Living To Be Good Sports? (Cagepotato) A Buncha Awesome Karate Kid Mashup Videos (Unreality) The Sony Walkman Turns XXX (Asylum) The Sexiest Autopsy Assistant Ever: Stevie Lynn (Bustedcoverage) Stuff That Only Happens In Pakistan, Apparently (Uncoached) The 4 Most Inept Franchises In Pro Sports (Bachelorguy) Denise Milani Can Make Walking Dogs And Picking Strawberries Hot (Moondogsports)

‘THE INFORMANT’ TRAILER

Thursday, July 2 by

‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER

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