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NEW TERMINATOR SALVATION IMAGE OF “SERENA”

Saturday, April 4 by

Courtesy of Latino Review, we have a new image from McG's Terminator: Salvation.  It's of Helena Bonham Carter's character named "Serena" (possibly a nod to the last Terminator flick). If you don't want to know what's behind the black bars, don't click the above image.  But if you're into the Terminator mythology, you're probably going to think it's cool. If you're just a pervy voyeur, you're probably going to be disappointed… unless… Wait!  Must refrain from joke about sex with robots… gah!  I think I just gave it away.  Well, you just… 

FRIDAY NIGHT LINKS

Friday, April 3 by

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JACKIE EARLE HALEY IS FREDDY KRUEGER?

Friday, April 3 by

This afternoon, BloodyDisgusting broke the news that actor Jackie Earle Haley is in final talks to play Freddy Krueger in Sam Bayer's update of A Nightmare on Elm Street, and that we can expect an official announcement as early as next week.  (Shooting begins at the end of this month in Chicago.) This is some inspired casting.  Haley has proven himself time and again in the twisted character roles.  No matter what camp you fall into with Watchmen, you can't deny Haley as Rorschach was the best part about the film.  And his turn as Ronnie the pedophile in Little Children is nothing short of brilliant.  Every time I do my impression of Ronnie masturbating in the car, my girlfriend cries.  So that should count for something.  Watch that clip after the jump!  Fast forward to 4:58 if you can't wait until the masturbating part.  (How often has that sentence been bandied about on the 'nets?

ALIEN TRESPASS GIVEAWAY WINNERS

Friday, April 3 by

You came.  You saw.  You read the rules this time.  The winner of our Alien Trespass Giveaway's GRAND PRIZE – the signed set of Alien Trespass lobby cards – is the reader known as "CCAP."  Your alternate tagline for AT read:"She was a beautiful woman with a past. He was a giant red cyclops from Galaxy Abell 1835 IR1916. She thought her heart was closed for business . . ."Your entry was eloquent, intriguing, and concise.  Never underestimate concise-iness.  And it seemed like you tried. And then there's the second prize, which goes to "Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr," who just plain made us laugh (cruel as those laughs may have been):"This summer, get ready to watch Robert Patrick in…..a movie."We'll be contacting you both via email to arrange your pirze shipment!  Be sure to see Alien Trespass, which opens this weekend.  As Dr. H said, it's got Robert Patrick in it.

A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

Friday, April 3 by

Director: Samuel BayerCast: Jackie Earle Haley (rumored)Production Company: New LineDistributor: Warner Bros. Synopsis: A re-imagining of the horror icon Freddy Krueger, a serial-killer who wields a glove with four blades embedded in the fingers and kills people in their dreams, resulting in their real death in reality.

Weekend TV Preview

Friday, April 3 by

  Good news for you Dillon loving, TV tackling FNL fanatics–NBC has renewed the show for another 26 episodes! Now more than ever, you need to catch up with the show that has it all; babes, football, more babes, believable drama, and straight up no-nonsense rural Texas. Round the rest of your weekend out with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (which is on it's 2nd to last episode), some more sporting action with the Final Four on Saturday, and another episode of the constantly percolating Breaking Bad  on Sunday. Your weekend TV preview after the break.

REVIEW: ADVENTURELAND

Friday, April 3 by

You may remember actor Jesse Eisenberg, he’s quite the hot-shot young actor in a circle of “I play disillusioned youngsters wanting to be Holden Caufield” roles. Go down the list….

Adventureland

Friday, April 3 by

Director: Greg Mottola Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Kristen Stewart, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Martin Starr Synopsis: A comedy set in the summer of 1987 and centered around a recent college grad (Eisenberg) who takes a nowhere job at his local amusement park, only to find it's the perfect course to get him prepared for the real world. Genre: Comedy

THE 9 MOST OBNOXIOUS MOVIE WATCHERS

Friday, April 3 by

We’ve all been there. Minding our own business, wolfing down our Raisinets and gulping down our 50 oz. sodas before the previews even begin. Bladders be damned.  Then the  curtains go up, the lights go down, and you’re left alone in hopes of seeing Olga Kurylenko toting a machine gun and posing in front of an explosion.  (You read it in a review somewhere.)But no, there are vermin afoot in the theater.  And they have plans against you and Olga, plans that involve loudly smacking Sour Patch Kids or forgetting to turn off their cell phone after the umpteenth on-screen reminder.  They come in a wide variety, but there's one thing in common: nothing would be more satisfying than standing up and dumping your soda all over their head (what's left of it, anyway). Like the picture says, why not?Screenjunkies presents… THE 9 MOST OBNOXIOUS MOVIE WATCHERS!9.  THE FREQUENT URINATORS

INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS INVADE MAY ISSUE OF VANITY FAIR

Friday, April 3 by

The upcoming May issue of Vanity fair features some new portraits of the Inglourious Basterds cast, in "glourious" makeup and wardrobe from Tarantino's WWII opus.  Here's one of Ms. Diane Kruger as her character, the smoking German screen actress Bridget von Hammersmark.  I can't tell if she's trying to read your mind in the photo or if she's feeling an oncoming low-grade migraine.  Here are some more photos.  Click on the thumbs to enlarge, soldier!              

ANDY ROONEY REVIEWS “FAST & FURIOUS”

Friday, April 3 by

60 MINUTES' ANDY ROONEY REVIEWS FAST & FURIOUSBy Andy Rooney

Save FEARnet!!!!

Friday, April 3 by

Courtesy of Break.com So, apparently Time-Warner and Bright House have egregiously dropped FEARnet from their cable line-ups.  If you're a subscriber to these services, you don't have to put on a mask and scare them into bringing FEARnet back.  You can, but you'll probably get arrested or prosecuted, which is something monsters and serial killers never seem to consider.  The responsible thing to do is to call your cable operator to convince them to bring FEARnet back.  If you dial 1-877-FEAR-247, they'll connect you with your cable operator and you can let them know you want FEARnet (And be aware that for some customers, FEARnet is available on AT&T U-Verse and Verizon Fios). Feel free to breathe heavily on the line and tell Big Cable you're watching them… then slip back into your normal voice and sternly mention that you won't keep watching unless they bring FEARnet back.  Mwahahahaha… And check out the list of upcoming titles on FEARnet that Time-Warner is currently missing out on… after the jump.

JESSICA BIEL IS A METHOD STRIPPER… AND OTHER NEWS

Friday, April 3 by

Marisa Tomei took her stripper role pretty seriously in The Wrestler and ended up with a bunch of award nominations.  Unfortunately for Jessica Biel, who usually makes good decisions, her turn around the silver pole is going to start and finish on DVD.  Powder Blue, the new film from Timothy Linh Bui (who last directed Green Dragon with Patrick Swayze and Forrest Whitaker… eight years ago) is coming out soon, and "Access Hollywood" is trying their best to spin it as high art. But it comes off pretty clumsily, like that time a stripper in Vancouver accidentally kicked me in the face as I happened to be passing the stage during her big finish.  There's nothing worse than ending a choreographed seduction with an apology.  Hopefully no one will be apologizing for Powder Blue.  [Courtesy of The Playlist] Here's the rest of the news.  You can see the Powder Blue Trailer after the jump! Twilight gets puppetized for your protection (Dread Central) Description of Bruno and GI Joe scenes from ShoWest (AICN) The Boston 3-D Glasses Party is Nigh! (The Big Picture) Chris Pine doesn't know what all the fuss about Green Lantern is  (MTV) National Geographic film goes inside Guantanamo (Reuters)

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Thursday, April 2 by

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SEX, LIES & V.O.D: SASHA GREY GOES MAINSTREAM WITH “THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE”

Thursday, April 2 by

(click image to enlarge) Magnolia Pictures has just released the new poster for Soderbergh's The Girlfriend Experience, starring adult film star Sasha Grey in her mainstream film debut.  It's a pretty stunning poster if I do say so myself.  Check out the synopsis of the film and much more stunning – albeit a tad less tasteful – photos of Sasha after the jump.

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