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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Dances Around Like a Sissy Boy

Monday, November 23 by

First off, what's happening in the above picture? Moving on, this past Saturday Joseph Gordon-Levitt performed "Make 'Em Laugh" from Singin' in the Rain on Saturday Night Live, and while he didn't put the stellar Donald O'Connor to shame, he did complete some awesome wall flips. The kid's got spunk, I'll give 'em that. If you didn't watch Joseph's monologue, take a look below. It's guaranteed to make you possibly chuckle.  (via /Film)

‘Howling’ Reboot Is In The Works

Monday, November 23 by

This past weekend's success of New Moon has officially brought back the werewolf and it seems that Hollywood is joining Team Jacob. Variety reports that the classic horror film The Howling is moving forward with a reboot for release this Halloween. Seems like this trend is here to stay. I'm going to strike while the iron is hot and have my wolf shirt tattooed permanently to my chest.  (Variety)

12 Movies To Be Thankful For

Monday, November 23 by

This Thanksgiving, I thought about all the movies I’m thankful for. These aren’t just movies I like. These are movies that by all accounts should not exist at all, yet somehow they persevered through development, studio notes, critical derision and often box office failure, yet exist for eternity thanks to some filmmakers’ determination. Even in the last 10 years, there are 12 movies to relish on Black Friday morning when everybody’s up early shopping.South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

‘Avatar’ Has a Reasonable Running Time

Saturday, November 21 by

150 minutes. That's the final number for Avatar's running time, not 7 hours like some of us expected. Of course when you add credits, trailers, commercials, and, since it's the holidays, a campaign for some charity you won't donate to, we COULD be looking at around 7 hours.Cameron has said that one of the contraints on his decision about running time was the Imax runs, which only allow a movie that's using the system to run 170 minutes at the longest. Of course, if Cameron really wanted a version longer than 170 minutes I believe he would have just invented a new Imax system. Cameron doesn't work with Imax, Imax works with him.(via THR)

Photobomb Fridays: Troy + 2 Horny Greeks

Friday, November 20 by

Achilles' never knew the real reason the opposing forces retreated so quickly. Cozy up with these weekend links.Thanksgiving Bingo Card (HolyTaco)Hilarious Attempt at World's Longest Basketball Shot (TotalProSports)Douchebags with Duckfaces (TheChive)View from the World's Tallest Building (SuperTremendous)Best of the New Moon Mashups (FilmDrunk)A Taste of Next Year's Horrible Horror Movies (Pajiba)New Moon Panned By Critics (CelebJihad)The Evolution of Microsoft Windows (Unreality)Best Playboy Covers of the '90s (Asylum)Alizee Paradis The Decade's Hottest College Athlete (BustedCoverage)Hockey Celebration Doesn't End Well (RegretfulMorning)'09 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Gallery (MadeMan)Wreck of the Week: NASCAR with Friends (AllLeftTurns)Girls Kicks Fat Bastard's Ass (NothingToxic)What the Crap is New Moon? (Atom)

Witness Nic Cage’s Flowing Locks in ‘Season Of The Witch’ Trailer

Friday, November 20 by

Not to be confused with the crappy Halloween sequel of the same name, Season Of The Witch is a new gothic, thriller starring Sir Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman. The large-headed duo portray knights on a mission to bring a violent witch to an abbey for dewitchification and the witch is all like, "No. No. No." It's the Middle Ages equivalent of bringing Amy Winehouse to rehab.Check out the trailer after the jump.

What’s On TV This Weekend: Friday, November 20th – Sunday, November, 22nd

Friday, November 20 by

This weekend, the Seinfelds reunite!!!CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

25 Awesome Star Wars Cakes

Friday, November 20 by

The force is strong with these baked goods…

‘New Moon’ Actress Ashley Greene

Friday, November 20 by

 Ashley Greene has starred in TV shows such as Crossing Jordan and Shark, but her big break came when she was cast as Alice Cullen in Twilight. Now she's reprising that role in New Moon, and I'm guessing that trend will continue for two more movies.A word from Ashley: "I think I’d like to play one of the villain vampires!"Be grateful for the role you were given!And YOU be grateful for the pics after the jump.

Steven Spielberg and Stephen King Bring Stephven Power to ‘Dome’

Friday, November 20 by

Steven Spielberg and Stephen King are teaming up to create a limited series based on King's recently released supernatural-thriller 'Under The Dome.' Dreamworks TV has optioned the book and is looking to set it up as an event series, likely for cable. The book revolves around the drama that unfolds after an invisible force field suddenly descends on a small vacation town in Maine. As the locals fight for their survival, the town descends into warring factions led by enigmatic characters.Dreamworks is starting to meet with writers, but I don't imagine Matt Groening and James L. Brooks will be considered. They've already done a similar project, and it would be silly to rework the material.(via Variety)

Jason Segel Wants You to Call Him

Friday, November 20 by

Jason Segel wants college girls interested in having sex with him to call him at 315-329-6673. He even wrote a little ditty about it and performed it with The Swell Season (Once actors Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova) at The Wiltern in Los Angeles last Wednesday. When you call the number you are given an email address to contact Segel (helptronics@gmail.com). No word yet if he responds, but if he screws even half the girls that write to him we're not going to be seeing him on a movie screen anytime soon. (/Film) 

‘Lost’ Final Season Premieres This February

Friday, November 20 by

The survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 have finally landed… on a date for the premiere of their sixth season. Exec producer Carlton Cuse announced via the tweets that the show will return to f*cking our minds on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 at 9PM. No word yet on whether the plot-line will pick up where we last left off or if we'll see a new, alternate time-line in the final season. Regardless of what goes down, I'm sure it will get all mucked up by Sayid when gets tricked or caught in some kind of rope trap. He consistently screws everything up but remains a fan favorite. HOW?! I hate that tanktop-loving dope. (TV Overmind)

‘Red Cliff’ Clip’s Horseplay Defies Physics

Thursday, November 19 by

Red Cliff "Get Out of Here" Clip – Watch more Movie Trailers  In Ancient China, they played Capture The Flag for keeps. Check out more Asian ballet fighting in this clip from John Woo's film. Capture these links…   Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be (HolyTaco) Reeboks New Commercials are Dirty (TotalProSports) Girls Doing the Splits (TheChive) Eddie Murphy Gettin' R-Rated (FilmDrunk) 20 Funniest Photoshopped Obama Photos (SuperTremendous) 5 Noninspirational Inspirational Football Films (Pajiba) Megan Fox Posing in Panties for The NY Times (CelebJihad) 10 Great Celebrity Audition Tapes (Unreality) 5 Most Irritating Kinds of Ads (Asylum) Drunk Cincinnati Cyclones Fan Likes Jumping (BustedCoverage) My Girlfriend's Vagina is Loose, What Now? (RegretfulMorning) 22 Cufflinks for Techies (MadeMan) Jimmie Johnson Won't Win the Chase (AllLeftTurns)

Red Cliff

Thursday, November 19 by

Director: John Woo Cast: Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Fengyi Zhang, Chen Chang Synopsis: Based on the events during the Three Kingdoms period in Ancient China in which specifically told in the title, The Battle of Red Cliffs. Genre: Action Release Date: November 20, 2009

‘Jackass 3D’ Could Put Unpleasant Things in Your Face

Thursday, November 19 by

Jackass 3D is on Paramount's slate for 2010, and my senses couldn't be more disturbed. It's difficult to bare the Jackass stunts when they are at a safe distance, but a Steve-O's God-knows-what flopping around in front of my face? Neh eh. Some things we're meant to be left flat, veeeeeery rarely mind you, and Jackass might just be one of those things.There isn't any official news on the squeakqual (because those guys fart a lot), but the first two films were a box office success so it makes sense that Paramount would line up another one. Just imagine the kind of rig their going to have to construct to get a 3D shot of Johnny Knoxville lighting his pubes on fire with Everclear and Sterno. I think we've finally discovered what this transformative technology was meant for. (via /Film)

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