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The 21 Best Horror Movies of the Past 20 Years

Thursday, August 14 by

We're sick of seeing the same 50 movies on every best horror list. We all know that The Exorcist is an incredible movie, I don't need anymore magazines or websites to tell us about it. There is a lot of good stuff that has come out of the past two decades that doesn't get the kind of recognition it deserves.

Cocaine Cowboys II: Hustlin’ With The Grandmother

Thursday, August 14 by

I am ridiculously fascinated with anything having to do with the illicit trade in guns, drugs, and sex. I can read books about this stuff till the wee hours of the morning. It blows my mind that the black market accounts for so much of the world’s economic trade. Most people just ignore its existence because it does such a good job of hiding itself.

Buzzin: Ep. 1.04

Wednesday, August 13 by

The episode Sticker Shock starts with Schwayze and Cisco doing a radio show with Ryan Seacrest to debut the Buzzin' single.  Afterwards, they head over to Jordan’s office to talk about the upcoming east coast radio tour. DP drops off some of the 40,000 new promo cd’s that are going to be used for their radio tour.

Vicky Christina Barcelona

Wednesday, August 13 by

Well, this one may be a chick flick. But it does have Cruz and Johannson playing tonsil hockey. So I'm willing to give it a chance. Release Date: 15 August 2008

Vicky Christina Barcelona: The Reason The Mute Button Was Invented

Wednesday, August 13 by

I think that Penelope Cruz is one of the sexiest women on the entire planet. I will scream it on top of a mountain through a ram horn if need be. So because of her sheer presence in this movie, I will be willing to see it if my girlfriend makes me.

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

Wednesday, August 13 by

The cartoon that almost convinced you to join the Marines is due out in 2009. And remember: Knowing is Half the Battle. The other half is cheating.

GI Joe Behind the Scenes: An Excuse to Post My Favorite Videos Ever

Wednesday, August 13 by

As a young lad, GI Joe was one of my favorite things. I think a lot of dudes my age joined the military because they watched this cartoon as a kid. It’s also clear that we’ve all grown up to become people with at least some discretionary income and a little bit of say in the movie business.

Heroes

Wednesday, August 13 by

I think that if I had super powers, I probably would not use them for the greater good. I’d have the ability to cure hang over’s and make it less humid outside. I would be able to do my taxes and fix my delinquent car registration just by thinking about it. My gas bill would pay itself. They would not make a TV show about me.

Heroes Season Three Promo Vid

Wednesday, August 13 by

I’ve got to say, this promo has got me interested in the third season of Heroes.  So you know what? I think i'll watch it when it premiers.  That’s why Television is such an amazing invention: because you can see something on the internet about television, and then go watch it. The future is now.  

2008 Beijing Olympics

Wednesday, August 13 by

You all know what the Olympics are, so there's little use in us explaining it to you here. There are hundreds of events and thousands of athletes competing to see which country is the best as running, swimming and shooting air rifles. No, seriously. Air rifle shooting is a real event.

Olympic Weightlifting: Only Funny When Someone Gets Hurt

Wednesday, August 13 by

I have disloacated my shoulder before, I can tell you with authority that it really sucks. When this Hungarian weightlifter destroys his arm, a bunch of guys come out to block us from seeing his pain. Fortunately for us, there were four different angles, all with brutal slo-mo. Even the announcers don't want to see it, but they do. It's like a train wreck, only the train is an arm.

Valkyrie

Wednesday, August 13 by

I like movies where the good guys win, but in the end of this movie, Hitler wins. That's a bummer. Tom Cruise plays Claus von Stauffenberg, a German officer who plotted to off the fuehrer. Think of it as Mission: Impossible 4: Kill Hitler. Or don't. We would rather leave that job to Wolfenstein. Studio: United Artists

More Pics of Nazi Tom Cruise from Valkyrie

Wednesday, August 13 by

The inner-workings of Tom Cruise are baffling. His hilarious role in Tropic Thunder probably would have been enough to get people to stop making fun of his weirdness for a while. So what's the next logical step? Dress up like a nazi for a movie! Nothing says, "Hey, I'm cool and normal" like bringing up memories of the Holocaust for a blockbuster.

Bob Saget’s (Fake?) On-Set Meltdown

Wednesday, August 13 by

Watching people go on crazy, obscenity-filled rants is one of my favorite pastimes. While Bob Saget's is probably just a viral marketing ploy for his upcoming roast, it's still pretty funny. He takes on a director, an old lady and a bird, all of whom deserve a good tongue lashing if you ask me. The Lily Tomlin and David O.

Review: Tropic Thunder

Tuesday, August 12 by

First off you need to know this: I lost my shit laughing at Tropic Thunder AND my mind was blown by the action. It is not easy to blend the two genres. But Ben Stiller and crew pulled it off in a big way.

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