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Friday, July 17 by

Chances are strong that you'll be spending the weekend watching your favorite wizard. And if this guy is busy then you'll probably be watching Harry Potter. Or maybe you're too busy clicking away for your chance to win Watchmen: The Director's Cut. But if you're not, have a gander at these programs we've hand-selected for your viewing pleasure.FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP…

FIRST PHOTOS FROM ‘THE FANTASTIC MR. FOX’

Friday, July 17 by

ComingSoon has premiered a new photo from Wes Anderson's adaptation of the Roald Dahl classic children's tale The Fantastic Mr. Fox. The film centers on a fox who squares off in a battle of wits against three dimwitted farmers. Animation is a bit of a departure for Anderson but his meticulous attention to detail seems well-suited for this work. I'm not totally clear as to why the fox is masturbating in the above photo.Blow off some steam with these morning links…First (non-blurry) look at Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2. (/Film)Judd Apatow interviews Adam Sandler. (First Showing)Pitchmen will go on with Billy Mays III. (TV Squad)Machete adds DeNiro. (Bloody Disgusting)Left 4 (Shaun of the) Dead. (Joystiq)

WIN FREE TICKETS TO ‘TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN’

Thursday, July 16 by

Are you one of the five people who haven't seen Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen yet?  Already seen it nineteen times but looking to make it an even twenty?  Hate spending money on movie tickets, but your Catholic guilt is prohibiting you from illegal torrents?  Well, fret not!For a limited time, Burger King & Break Media are giving away 1,000 free Fandango ticket codes to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in theaters. Click on the ad banner on the right side of this page and you'll head to the entry page.  Hurry, before this promotion goes to Autobot heaven, where it will be taught a valuable life lesson by the Primes and then hurled back down to Earth where it will be too busy finishing off Megatron and The Fallen to deal with your ticket needs.

NEW ‘SHERLOCK HOLMES’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER

Thursday, July 16 by

SHERLOCK HOLMES International Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers The new international trailer for Guy Ritchie's SHERLOCK HOLMES has hit the nets today.  It's got a couple new glimpses of the film that the domestic trailer didn't have, including the end "button" in which Jude Law, as Watson, shows he's much more a man of action than words.  Watson subscribes to the same tough guy philosophy as Mike Tyson, minus the rape part, which they really seemed to gloss over in THE HANGOVER.  Don't know why.  Oh, that's right.  Because it was a comedy. Christy West Continues To Be Smoking Hot (Gorillamask) How To Pretend You're Listening To Your Girlfriend (Holytaco) Mickey Rourke Drinks With Cockatoo (Filmdrunk) 30 Babies Caught Drinking Beer (Manofest) An R2D2 Toilet Dispenser Sounds Pretty Sweet (Walyou) The 10 Most Bangably Cool Celebs In Hollywood (Pajiba) 5 Spies With Bigger Balls Than James Bond (Cracked) PSAs From The Future (Sickpigs) 5 Ways You're Treated Like A Criminal Everyday (Coedmagazine) Soulja Boy's Twitter Pics (Celebjihad) The Fashion Of Violence (Mademan) Jesse Ventura Defends MMA To Larry King, Does Well (Cagepotato) Iron Man 2 Trio On Entertainment Weekly Cover (Unreality) Personals From Video Game Characters (Asylum) Christian Teachers Shouldn't Use Facebook To Troll For Underage Kids  (Bustedcoverage) 10 Real Pictures That Look Like Photoshops (Uncoached) 5 Movies That Ironically Failed To Make Their Point (Regretfulmorning) A Beer Called "Arrogant Bastard" Has To Be Worth Trying (Bachelorguy) Playboy's 10 Sexiest Sets Of Legs Ever (Moondogsports%3

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: THURSDAY, JULY 16th, 2009

Thursday, July 16 by

A classic horror hit, a neo-classical horror flick, a horrific look into the making of fast food, and a couple reruns of our favorite episodes of "The Office."  One of these things is not like the others, but all are equally worth your time.  Unlike communicating with your friends and family.  They don't love you like your TV does.  Make sure you give back to it by watching these shows together.FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP…

‘HARRY POTTER’ ACTRESS BONNIE WRIGHT

Thursday, July 16 by

The Harry Potter franchise offered a unique experience to movie-goers in the sense that they got to see half of the cast grow up on the silver screen.  This made it slightly confusing when the women became more attractive as they got older, making the viewer ask "is she legal?" followed by the usual guilt and shame for even asking the question.  Well, lucky for you, the Screen Junkies have your back.  Bonnie Wright, who plays Ginny Weasley, is now absolutely legal!  Now we can all feel slightly less morally reprehensible while ogling her during The Half-Blood Prince.A Word From Bonnie: "I'm interested in doing more things because I think it'd be interesting to get a new challenge. But I've got my exams coming up and it's quite hard to fit everything in."While Bonnie prepares for exams, you can check out more hot (and legal!) photos of her after the jump!

3 NEW CLIPS CUT FROM ‘FUNNY PEOPLE’

Thursday, July 16 by

It's no secret that Funny People has taken the meta "movie-within-a-movie" concept and run with it for miles.  They've made clips like "Yo Teach!" (Jason Schwartzman) and the comic stylings of "Raaaaaaandy!" (Aziz Ansari) part of their potent viral marketing attack.  And today, Judd Apatow, writer-director of Funny People, wrote a guest post on MTV Movies Blog, in which he describes some of the fake movies within the movie… that didn't make it into the movie (not for lack of funny). 

‘BLOOD AND BONE’ TRAILER KNUCKLES UP

Thursday, July 16 by

Here we have the trailer for Blood and Bone. The film tells the story of Isiah Bone, a man fresh out of prison who enters the Los Angeles underground street fighting scene in order to bring down a local mob boss because God told him too. That seems all well and good and totally batsh*t but what I want to know is, why do characters in movies like this always have the sloppiest parole officers? The guy's out there kicking people to death left and right. And how did he even get out of prison in the first place? Is kicking Kimbo Slice considered good behavior? (via IGN) Knuckle up and throw down with these morning links… First (blurry) look at Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2. (/Film) Harry Potter conjures up box office magic. (Empire) Darren Aronofsky chooses ballet over RoboCop. (The Playlist) Hack/Slash nabs a director. (Cinematical) The Arquettes sign on for Scream 4. (Cinema Blend)

‘WHIP IT’ TRAILER HAS HOT ROLLER GIRL BRAWLING ACTION!

Wednesday, July 15 by

WHIP IT Trailer #1 – Watch more Movie Trailers The new trailer for the Drew Barrymore-directed Whip It movie has hit the 'nets.  It stars lil' Ellen Page as a girl who's looking for meaning in her life and finds it when she joins a team of badass rollergirl chicks, including Kristen Wiig, Eve, Juliette Lewis and Barrymore herself.  Sort of a Footloose meets Dodgeball meets Xanadu, if that makes any sense at all (and it barely does to us).  But if you've ever seen the Austin, Texas-based Rollergirls, who have their own show on A&E, you know this roller derby stuff is pretty serious.  It's like a pack of Shawne Merrimans on wheels and on their periods.  Okay I think I just threw up. Here Are Today's Top Links: Carin Ashley's Swimsuit Is Not Useful At All (Gorillamask) A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose (Holytaco) A Wings Movie, But Not Like You Would Think Or Hope (Filmdrunk) Don't Talk To Robots (Manofest) Scare Your Friends With A Resident Evil Promo Shirt (Walyou) 5 "I Hope You Feel Bad About Yourself" Hollywood Crushes (Pajiba) 5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Way Too Seriously (Cracked) Sexism And Math, Together At Last (Sickpigs) The 13 Most Disastrous Runway Model Fails (Coedmagazine) Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend's Facebook Pictures (Celebjihad) 7 Second Dates To Get You Laid (Mademan) Carano Vs. Cyborg Fight Press Conference Highlights (Cagepotato) 15 Examples Of Replacing Actors In Movies With… Themselves (Unreality) The Top 10 Candies To Get You Drunk (Asylum) This Guy Freaks Out A Little Too Much Over Obama's All Star Appearance (Bustedcoverage) A Collection Of Harmless Computer Pranks To Piss Off Your Friends (Uncoached) Demolition City Seems Like One Of The Better Time Wasters (Regretfulmorning) The Man Wall Is Entertainment Center Perfection (Bachelorguy) Mountain West And Wac Sign BCS Contracts (Moondogsports) I Wonder How Many Brain Cells This Guy Has Left After Smashing So Many Windshields (Nothingtoxic) Star Wars Fanfilms Out The Wazoo (Atomfilms) Brand New The Last Airbender Pictures (Filmofilia)

Whip It

Wednesday, July 15 by

Director: Drew BarrymoreCast: Ellen Page, Kristen Wiig, Drew Barrymore, Juliet Lewis, Jimmy FallonSynopsis: Roller Girls movie.  Nuff said.

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WEDNESDAY, JULY 15th, 2009

Wednesday, July 15 by

Michael & Michael & Screenjunkies – Watch more Funny VideosMost of what's on tonight is either a repeat or a real poop romp but we managed to find some suitable options for your viewing pleasure. Tonight's listings offer up  an adolescent Kirsten Dunst, boobies, and amateur video. NOTE: This intro was designed to draw in search engine traffic from perverts.  Harry Potter.FIND OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP…

‘G FORCE’ ACTRESS KELLI GARNER

Wednesday, July 15 by

Disney's G-Force has pulled off an interesting trick that made me want to see it: they cast Zach Galifianakis in it.  While that prospect is interesting, the trick they pulled that will make me definitely see it is casting Kelli Garner.  The gorgeous blonde is taking a step away from her usual film-type of indie dramas such as Lars and the Real Girl to entertain children with the help of guinea pigs.  That, or she's helping to entertain the adults who are forced to take their children to a movie about guinea pigs.A word from Kelli: "OK, sure, I have a body. I've had one since I was 16. But the attention it brings me, in life as well as in the industry, makes me really uncomfortable."…That makes this next part kind of awkward.  Check out more pictures of Kelli's hot body after the jump!

‘DESPICABLE ME’ TEASER ARRIVES

Wednesday, July 15 by

The teaser trailer for next summer's Despicable Me has arrived online and has accomplished what Michael Bay could not… it destroys the Pyramid of Giza. Well, an inflatible facsimile but still. Not much is revealed about the actual plot but it looks like it could be a fun ride. The film stars Steve Carrell, Danny McBride, Kristin Wiig and four of the other fifteen people that are in every comedy. I guess Jason Bateman and Bill Hader weren't invited to this party. Check the teaser out down below. DESPICABLE ME Trailer #1 – Watch more Funny VideosHave a look at these morning links…Harry vs. Voldemort: The Rap Battle. (/Film)Contestant on The Bachelorette is "camera shy." (NY Mag) THE STATE ON DVD!!!! (TV Squad)Emily Blunt joins Matt Damon in the Investment Bureau. (THR)Producer sues LOST for intellectual property theft. If he wins, Gilligan's Island is owed a mint.  (TMZ)

5 REJECTED TOYS FROM DISNEY’S ‘G-FORCE’

Tuesday, July 14 by

This week, Disney's latest action film G-Force opens.  It's the story of an elite team of Guinea Pigs – voiced by the likes of Nic Cage, Penelope Cruz, Sam Rockwell & Tracy Morgan – dispatched to stop a billionaire (Bill Nighy) from taking over the world with diabolical household appliances.  And it's no government secret that cute Guinea Pigs plus tiny weaponry is a formula for Disney to sell the crap out of toys to boys and girls alike.  Toys like these "Darwin" and "Hurley" action figures are only the beginning.

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