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‘YOUTH IN REVOLT’ TRAILER HAS MICHAEL CERA, EXPLOSIONS, GALIFIANAKIS, BONERS, AND MORE!

Friday, August 21 by

YOUTH IN REVOLT Trailer – Watch more Funny VideosI knew he had it in him.  I knew it!  FINALLY, Michael Cera stars in a movie and… plays a different character than the one he's been playing in every movie prior.  The above trailer from YOUTH IN REVOLT proves it. And not only does Cera play another character, but he plays TWO characters who interact with each other.  Look out, Hollywood!  I can see it now!  Billboards touting Cera as "the white Eddie Murphy!"  Interviews in which Cera switches dramatic personae on a dime! Pictures of Cera on PerezHilton.com with mac paint semen dripping out of his mouth!  Michael Cera, welcome to the A- List.And welcome to Screen Junkies, A-List Links below:Tiffany Selby Splashin' In The Water (Gorillamask) The Best NFL Rap Videos Of All Time (Holytaco) Five Minutes Of Heaven With Liam Neeson (Filmdrunk) Tarantino Movie Babes Collection Is Full Of Babes (Manofest) Turn Your Mac Into A Fish Tank (Walyou) Lessons From College-Themed Movies (Pajiba) Don't Travel To Places With Culture-Bound Syndromes (Cracked) Miss Universe '09 Girls In Bikinis (Coedmagazine) Police Academy's 'Motormouth' Jones Is Still Making Noise (Heeb) Jan Terri Produces Worst Music Video Ever (Sickpigs) Lindsay Lohan Looks Like Brett Michaels (Celebjihad) Pressure Point Kill Guide T-Shirt (Mademan) Caption Contest: Win Tickets To UFC 102 (Cagepotato) There's A Point When Anime Boobs Get Too Big (Unreality) She Can Hide A Hammer In Her Bra (Regretfulmorning) Stripper On A The NYC Subway (Asylum) Hooters Bikini Car Wash In The Show Me State (Bustedcoverage) Google Search Results Are Craaaaazy (Uncoached) Andrea Garcia Is Muy Caliente! (Moondogsports) The Word Of The Day Is Sh*tfaced (Atomfilms) "9" Talismans And First TV Spots (Filmofilia)

Youth in Revolt

Friday, August 21 by

Director: Miguel ArtetaCast: Michael Cera, Rooney Mara, Justin Long, Steve Buscemi, Zach Galifianakis

GUY BLOCK

Friday, August 21 by

Network: MTVBlock of Shows: Nitro CircusBully BeatdownRob Dyrdek's Fantasy FactoryPranked

WHAT’S ON THIS WEEKEND: FRIDAY AUGUST 21st – SUNDAY AUGUST 23rd

Friday, August 21 by

Ghosts, POWs, British accents, "power animals", and A SELF-DESTRUCTING WHALE. This weekend's TV Preview will coat you in blubber. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

‘POST GRAD’ ACTRESS ALEXIS BLEDEL

Friday, August 21 by

We couldn't be happier about the fact that adorable Alexis Bledel is coming to us as a Post Grad today.  She's graduated from Gilmore Girls and is finally taking on roles opposite Michael Keaton.  Her innocense intrigues us.  In the dark recesses of our imagination we're hoping that Keaton had a conversation with Alexis on set and convinced her that as her next endeavor she should play a woman who's an exotic dancer by day and a stripper by night.  It'll be a complex character study, but it's good for an actress to go against type.      A word from Alexis: "For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks."If watching NSFW videos and stealing Post-Its from the supply room is what Alexis considers bad, then she can hop on the back of our Vespa and hold on while we haul ass to Dairy Queen.  Enjoy your Blizzard and check out more pics of Alexis after the jump!  

Terrible Celebrity Endorsement Ideas

Friday, August 21 by

In these hard economic times, Hollywood is hurting.  Movie actors are having to stoop to TV.  TV regulars are being relegated to guest star spots.  And guest stars are having to join the circus or something like that. Celebrities endorsing ads has become a great way of supplementing their paltry incomes so they can keep up the mortgage payments on their respective chalets. Just witness current It Girl Zooey Deschanel in this ad for Cotton™.  Yes, now that the material has Zooey's approval, the Cotton industry has hope of surviving.  So WHAT IF ad agencies 'round the world stopped caring even more and went crazy with celebrity endorsements? Well, maybe this (fake) sh*t: 

NATALIE PORTMAN AND MILA KUNIS HAVE ANGRY BALLERINA SEX IN ‘BLACK SWAN’

Friday, August 21 by

It was announced recently that Mila Kunis would be joining Natalie Portman in Darren Arofonsky's upcoming ballet thriller Black Swan. Now it's being reported that she'll really be 'joining' her if you catch my drift. I'm talking about sex you guys.A script review from Script Shadow states:[I]n this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex…And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.Well, that sounds nice and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade here. But this is starting to sound more and more like a direct-to-DVD Heather Graham movie. (Latino Review)Links that won't make your bathing suit area tingle… The Final Destination "Rumble" in 3-D. (Break)Bryan Singer is keeping busy. (First Showing)'Larry David vs. Plastic' in Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Preview. (TV Squad)Karl Urban cast as vampire badass. (Empire)Iron Man 2 pic, Sam Rockwell standing around. (/Film)

NSFW ‘SORORITY ROW’ TOPLESS SHOWER SCENE CLIP

Thursday, August 20 by

Intruder in the Senior Sorority Showers – Watch more Sorority RowHere's a NSFW clip from the film Sorority Row that offers all the things you'd expect in a horror movie shower scene.  If you enjoy bitchiness, boobies, and blood, you're going to be pleasantly satisfied.  I do have one thing to say though to the owner of the boobies in this clip: Get off your high horse, honey.  I've seen better.  Sorority Row opens wide Friday, September 11th

Sorority Row

Thursday, August 20 by

Director: Stewert Hendler Cast: Briana Evigan, Leah Pipes, Rumer Willis, Jamie Chung, Margo HarshmanSynopsis: A group of sorority sisters try to cover up the death of their house-sister after a prank gone wrong, only to be stalked by a serial killer.

‘WOLF MAN’ TRAILER W/ BENICIO DEL TORO, EMILY BLUNT, HAIRBALLS

Thursday, August 20 by

The Wolfman Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersThe new trailer for Universal's big budget remake of The Wolf Man had to go head-to-head with James Cameron's cinematic second coming, Avatar (marvel at that film's trailer here), but some in the Twitterverse have already crowned the hirsute Benicio Del Toro vehicle today's coming attractions champ.  Judge for yourself in the clip above.  It's kinda cool seeing Del Toro donning the fur and fangs, and the man's come a long way from the speech-impeded "Fenster" in The Usual Suspects.  Rumor is fellow Suspects castmate Stephen Baldwin is in talks to play the Creature from the Black Lagoon.  He'll be at Universal Studios Hollywood on Tuesdays & Wednesdays from 12pm to close, and will make party appearances, but not in costume. Here are today's working links:   Leslie In The Shower (Gorillamask) 8 Things That Will Happen During First Week of College (Holytaco) Zemeckis Wants To Trip In A Yellow Submarine (Filmdrunk)  Large Man Vs. Folding Chair (Manofest)  Decorate Your Walls With Donkey Kong (Walyou) Vampires Who Poop? That's the Del Toro Way! (Pajiba) 5 Species Trying To Take Over The Earth (Cracked) 50 Funniest Internet Infographics (Coedmagazine) Captain Kirk And Obama Are Finally Working Together (Sickpigs) 10 Best Facebook Beatdowns (Maxim) Miley Cyrus's Best Friend Is A Slut (Celebjihad) Young Comedians You Need To Know (Mademan) Strikeforce's Fedor Strategy Asking For Trouble (Cagepotato) 15 Awesome Star Wars Demotivational Pics (Unreality) 6 Unintentionally Racist Commercials (Regretfulmorning) 5 Films That Inspired Inglourious Basterds (Asylum) Don't Give A Waitress Your Assault Rifle (Bustedcoverage) The Best People's Court Line Of All Time (Uncoached) Shaq Needs Some Magic To Save His Show (Moondogsports) Fat Bus Rider Faces Off With Newton's Law (Nothingtoxic)  The Word Of The Day Is 'Douchebag' (Atomfilms) 11 New The Wolfman Photos (Filmofilia)  

WHAT’S ON TV TONIGHT: THURSDAY, AUGUST 20th, 2009

Thursday, August 20 by

Self-mutilation, regular mutilation, prostitutes, and Chris Rock. Tonight's TV Preview's just like Jerry Seinfeld's secret party life.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

Post Grad

Thursday, August 20 by

Director: Vicky JensonCast: Alexis Bledel, Michael Keaton, Zach Gilford, Jane Lynch, JK SimmonsSynopsis: Ryden Malby graduates from college and is forced to move back into her childhood home with her eccentric family, while she attempts to find a job, the right guy, and just a hint of where her life is headed.

WIN A ‘WORLD’S GREATEST DAD’ POSTER SIGNED BY ROBIN WILLIAMS & BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT!

Thursday, August 20 by

World's Greatest Dad is coming to theatres this Friday, August 21st, and Screen Junkies is giving away two signed posters (not pictured above)!  That's right, you could pin a glossy one-sheet autographed by Robin Williams and Bobcat Goldthwait up on your wall right next that "Hang In There" poster of a kitten dangling dangerously from a tree.  It'll bring some much needed prestige to your living quarters.All you have to do is tweet the funniest caption you can muster to accompany the still frame above.You must have a Twitter account to enter and be following @screenjunkies.  Tweet your caption and include "@screenjunkies #WGD" in the tweet, and you'll be entered to win.Contest ends at 11:59pm on Monday, August 24th, and the winner will be announced on Tuesday, August 25th, via Twitter and on the site.You can enter as many times as you like.  Do it for yourself or the respect of your disapproving father.  Just bring the funny, not the emotional baggage.  Good luck! 

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Thursday, August 20 by

Leslie In The Shower (Gorillamask)8 Things That Will Happen During First Week of College (Holytaco)Zemeckis Wants To Trip In A Yellow Submarine (Filmdrunk) Large Man Vs. Folding Chair (Manofest) Decorate Your Walls With Donkey Kong (Walyou)Vampires Who Poop? That's the Del Toro Way! (Pajiba)5 Species Trying To Take Over The Earth (Cracked)50 Funniest Internet Infographics (Coedmagazine)Captain Kirk And Obama Are Finally Working Together (Sickpigs)10 Best Facebook Beatdowns (Maxim)Miley Cyrus's Best Friend Is A Slut (Celebjihad)Young Comedians You Need To Know (Mademan)Strikeforce's Fedor Strategy Asking For Trouble (Cagepotato)15 Awesome Star Wars Demotivational Pics (Unreality)6 Unintentionally Racist Commercials (Regretfulmorning)5 Films That Inspired Inglourious Basterds (Asylum)Don't Give A Waitress Your Assault Rifle (Bustedcoverage)The Best People's Court Line Of All Time (Uncoached)Shaq Needs Some Magic To Save His Show (Moondogsports)Fat Bus Rider Faces Off With Newton's Law (Nothingtoxic) The Word Of The Day Is 'Douchebag' (Atomfilms)11 New The Wolfman Photos (Filmofilia)

‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ ACTRESS MELANIE LAURENT

Thursday, August 20 by

Melanie Laurent is the second Inglourious Basterds dame of the week, and it's nice to have some Parisian je-ne-sais-quoi accompanying our German ich-weiß-nicht-was.  In the film, Melanie's character Shoshanna Dreyfus is out for revenge via spilled Nazi Blood, and she's not afraid to weild an ax to get it.  Looks and she can chop firewood.  Talk about a double threat!    A word from Melanie: "Cause I never took theater lessons, for example. I just made movies. So I have very—and I’m French. We are lazy!"Hey, Melanie, we're lazy, too!  Let's lay around in bed all day, drink espresso, and eat crepes off of each other.  Post a message if you're down.  And why don't you check out some sexy pics of yourself while you're here!  Everyone else can look, too!

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