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Recap: Sons of Anarchy: Episode 1.01
Thursday, September 4 by
With The Shield about ready to start spending its pension checks, FX needed something to step in and provide us with our fix of violence and bad language. Judging by the first episode, it seems like Sons of Anarchy should fill that spot nicely. What happens:
Contest: Make James Bond Funny and Win Free Stuff
Thursday, September 4 by
Last week's "fill in the bubble" contest went so well that we're doing it again. This time using one of the new Quantum of Solace photos that have been floating around the internet. See, it's fun and topical! Last week's winner is posted below and this week's contest is the same deal. Just leave a comment with something hilarious that could go in the bubble.
New 90210 Is Just Plain Horrible
Wednesday, September 3 by
Wow, the new 90210 is really bad. I mean REALLY bad. It does one of the things that bothers me the most about bad ‘funny’ writing: it makes the assumption that a bunch of little jokes are going to add up to make something that’s funny as a whole. Furthermore, everything they do is borrowed from another show. You just can’t pick and chose from other titles and end up with a good product.
Bonus Features: Wednesday Hump Dump
Wednesday, September 3 by
Hey, here's a Star Wars parody to brighten up your afternoon. It's better than all three Rush Hours combined. Oh, and if you're planning out your TV-watching schedule tonight, you should put FX's Son's of Anarchy on your short list. I watched the first episode and it's extremely fun.
Hey Look, That Guy Has a Crappy Tarzan Movie!
Wednesday, September 3 by
I hope little Shia's terrible CG performance in the last Indiana Jones movie hasn't soured you too badly on vine swinging, because you're going to have a whole movie full of Tarzan to deal with.
New Max Payne Trailer
Wednesday, September 3 by
I like Mark Wahlberg because he was such a badass in The Departed. Judging by this trailer, it looks like he's going to be even more of a badass in Max Payne.
Cheech and Chong Have the Most Depressing Myspace Photos Ever
Wednesday, September 3 by
Since every hacky movie writer in the world had to go comparing the duo from Pineapple Express to them, Cheech and Chong are back and trying to squeeze some pesos out of the deal by going on myspace. Apparently, part of their plan was to take some of the worst photos of all time. I can just hear the photog now telling them to act as much like gay, Mexican mummies as possible.
Emirates to Buy Hollywood
Wednesday, September 3 by
There have been a lot of stories lately about Steven Spielberg setting up shop with a massive Bollywood studio. Today there is news of an Abu-Dhabi based firm looking to invest around a billion dollars in film projects, a lot of it going to Hollywood. I’m sure it will prove the age-old adage: the surest way to become a millionaire is to come to Hollywood as a billionaire. Maybe.
Samuel L. Jackson: Where Are The Tits?
Wednesday, September 3 by
It’s always good fun when an actor has a moment of clarity and realizes that sometimes the movie world that they live in is not…um…real. In this case, Samuel L. Jackson, a man known for chaining Christina Ricci to a space heater while playing electric guitar in a power outage is calling out Lakeview Terrace for its lack of full frontal.
Recap: The Shield Season 7 Premiere
Tuesday, September 2 by
We're almost at the end of the road for The Shield and I would be lying if I said it didn't make me just a little sad. For the past six seasons, this show has been giving us all the bad language and graphic violence we could ever expect to get from basic cable. It has been an awesome journey, but it looks like it's going to go out the way it came in: Kicking ass all over the place.
Zack and Miri Make a Red Band Trailer
Tuesday, September 2 by
I know we usually post these things in the afternoon, but the obscenity-laden trailer for Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno just prematurely ejaculated onto the internet and right onto your eyeballs. In short, it's fuckin' hilarious. I added that F-bomb in there because the trailer is full of them, just like any god red band trailer should be.
Dickhead Director Of The Day: David Fincher
Tuesday, September 2 by
It hit the wires today that there has been a little scandal surrounding The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Apparently director David Fincher does not want to pare down his cut, which is clocking in at 17 hours and 32 minutes.
Leaked Pics of Dark Superman
Tuesday, September 2 by
We were recently sent these concept pictures that the producers have been using to help cast the new Superman in a more edgy light. From the looks of these, he is definitely a lot darker than ever before.
Bonus Features: Post-Labor Day Links
Tuesday, September 2 by
Hey, you know what's not funny? The fact that it's Tuesday, but to you, it feels like a Monday. We all had a three day weekend, so there's a good chance many of us accidentally thought today was Monday, but then we corrected ourselves. We didn't feel the need to tell everyone several times and then ask, "How funny is that?" It's not funny at all.
The Burrowers Trailer
Tuesday, September 2 by
Holy Shit. It's like Dances with Wolves meets Aliens meets Tremors. And heres a little trivia. The director, J.T. Petty, wrote the screenplay for Batman Begins. It looks like a low budge horror flick, but might be kind of good.
