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The Soloist Trailer
Thursday, September 11 by
When I mentioned to my friend the other day that Robert Downey Jr. seems to have really pulled his act together and laid down the crack pipe I was reminded that this is how the pattern works. He falls apart, climbs out of a dank hooker-filled hole, makes some good movies that everybody loves, and then gets caught with his face in a mountain of booger sugar soon thereafter.
Danny Boyle Might Make “28 Weeks Later-er”
Thursday, September 11 by
I don't want to give away any spoilers for 28 Weeks Later since it hasn't been on DVD for all that long, but the ending certainly seemed like a fine way to cap the series. According to some comments made by Danny Boyle, though, the rage virus might continue raging for another movie.
Sons of Anarchy: “Seeds” Has Dead Hookers
Thursday, September 11 by
Recap: Season 2, Episode 1 The boys from SAMCRO explore the possible downside to getting a BJ from two mexican hookers who accidentally get cooked by an exploding gun warehouse.
Worthwhile News Of The Week
Thursday, September 11 by
Sometimes we forego being a respectable movie and TV site in favor of much more entertaining pursuits such as photoshopping boobs on movie posters. That means that sometimes the industry news falls through the cracks. Here are some of the stories from this week.
Mythbusters Blow Up A Shark and Tear Up Some Phonebooks
Thursday, September 11 by
Season 7, Episode 4: "Phonebook Friction" With seven seasons under their tool belts, the Mythbusters don't have it as easy as they used to. This week Jamie and Adam test to see if two phone books, attached by simply intertwining the pages, can be impossible to pull apart. The other team try to re-enact the final scene from Deep Blue Sea.
Rumer Willis to Bare Boobs?
Thursday, September 11 by
The jury is still out on whether or not Rumer Willis is actually hot (there are some more photos after the break to help you decide), but there is no question she will star in a remake of the 1983 horror flick, The House on Sorority Row. Honestly, it probably won't be very good, but at least it will be rated R.
Bonus Features: Hump Day Link Dump
Wednesday, September 10 by
It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. We're only two days away from the release of the new Meg Ryan chick flick, The Women! I would rather star in a remake of 2 girls, 1 cup than watch that. Even if I was playing the cup. Here are some links to help get that image out of your head. Not the 2 girls, 1 cup images, I know you're fine with those, but the Meg Ryan images. Yikes.
Zack And Miri Make A Porno Red Band Trailer
Wednesday, September 10 by
Seth Rogan is really funny when he plays it low with a semi-confused look on his face. There are some great examples of this in this Trailer, particularly the part with the toilet. I’m also excited about seeing Craig Robinson, from The Office. The man is a genius.
Borat Wins Lawsuit Against Cry Babies
Wednesday, September 10 by
You remember the Borat movie, right? Of course you do. It's the movie that had everyone saying, "Niiiice," every two seconds. Well, the driving instructor and two of the etiquette coaches from the movie sued Sacha Baron Cohen for making them look stupid in front of the whole world. When a New York judge threw the case out, he made them look even dumber. Great success!
“Hole in the Wall” Is Far More Dangerous to Humanity Than the Large Hadron Collider
Wednesday, September 10 by
Right now, in Europe, there is a machine called the Large Hadron Collider, which many people believe has the potential to destroy the earth by sucking it into a black hole. This show is just slightly worse than that.
Fringe: “Pilot” Is Chock Full of WTF
Wednesday, September 10 by
Episode 1 Nerds, geeks and other people who liked The X-Files have been eagerly anticipating Fringe's debut for months, but now that we have all seen the premiere, it seems like we have a hit on our hands. I'm excited for the rest of the season, but remind me never to get on a plane with J. J. Abrams. Dude has some serious issues with air travel.
TMNT Live Action Hybrid, And Some History
Tuesday, September 9 by
And now, a little history lesson on none other than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a winning example of how spontaneous parody ideas can go on to create entertainment empires.
Sex Drive Red Band Trailer
Tuesday, September 9 by
Ok. I have not laughed at a trailer this hard in a long, long time. I can’t tell you why this has me giggling like a bitch once again. But it has something to do with the fact that I talk EXACTLY like the older brother with all of my guy friends. It’s just really accurate. I’m officially excited about this movie.
New Quantum of Solace Theatrical Trailer Has a License to Be Awesome
Tuesday, September 9 by
The teaser trailer for the new James Bond flick was good, but the new, theatrical one has me really excited. The action scenes are ridiculously awesome and the fall through that glass ceiling almost made me choke on my blood pudding. As a movie and gadget nerd, I think I'm going to have to make sure I don't wear sweatpants to see this thing. You know, because of the boners.
This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 9/9/2008
Tuesday, September 9 by
For the second week in a row, we're a little light in the decent DVD department, but with only three things on our watch list, there's plenty of time to catch the premiere of Fringe tonight. Plus, it'll leave you with some paycheck left over to eat dinner that's not from a dollar menu. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 3
