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‘THE HURT LOCKER’ NEW ONE-SHEET + IMAGES

Tuesday, April 28 by

This morning, Summit released the new official one-sheet for its upcoming military drama with explosions, The Hurt Locker.  If you haven't seen the trailer, we suggest watching it here.  If you have seen the trailer, check out the still images below.  There's some new stuff, including a look at actor Guy Pearce, who didn't get much screen time in the trailer.                                 

I Must Break Into You Morning News

Tuesday, April 28 by

The Daily Mail reports that armed robbers recently bound and terrorized Dolph Lundgren's wife after breaking into the family's home. However they fled once they realized exactly from whom they were stealing. It is unclear if the thieves left due to fear of ice cold vengeance or due to the almost non-existant resale value of Dolph Lundgren movie memorabilia.Clues surface about Wolverine leak. I think those responsible live in a cold climate. (io9)Mr. T vs. The Nazis. Nice knowing ya, Hans. (Cinema Blend)Baxter Stockman and his Mousers might make their big screen debut. (/film) King of Auto-Tune returns to Soundwave role (UGO) Titans begin their Clash. (Latino Review)

EVA MENDES TOPLESS IS IN VOGUE

Monday, April 27 by

Yep, it's a bad pun, but I made you look.  The next issue of Italian Vogue has a racy spread with several photos of a very topless Eva Mendes (who they make out to have some kinda foot fetish, too).  Leave it to Italian Vogue to get the scoop over their American counterparts.  It's the sort of twist that really makes me want to see Italian Hitch, Italian Stuck On You and Italian We Own The Night.  You couldn't drag me to Italian Ghost Rider, though.  Not with all the naked Eva Mendes in the world.  Check out the photos below, and while you're at it, visit some of Screenjunkies' link friends.                              Trailer for The Skeptic is why Inside the Actors Studio airs (FilmDrunk)Spike Lee Denies Rift With Kobe (MoondogSports)Whoopie Goldberg Talks To Dinosaurs (SickPigs)Tony Danza Is Just Way Too Cool (Manofest)Plenty Of Hustle And No Flow (Pajiba)Keira Knightley Is Hot (Filmofilia)Heidi Watney Upskirt Pics (BustedCoverage)Christa Cavelli's Spank Bank (GorillaMask)Susan Boyle Makes South Park (IAmBored)The Saddest World Record Attempts (Cracked)Zombie Marriage Counseling (DreadCentral)The Difference Between Swine Flu And A Trip To Mexico (Holytaco)Allison Stokke Is A Hottie (Uncoached)Terminators PG-13 Rating Isn't So Bad (Unreality)Alexander Desplat Scores Twilight Sequel (ThePlaylist)The Molls Show (TomOatmeal)The Hottest Movie Fighter Girlfriends (Chickipedia)Punched In The Skull (NothingToxic)

WOLVERINE VS. SWINE FLU: A COMIC BOOK

Monday, April 27 by

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LARRY WACHOWSKI: ‘CHECK OUT THESE NEW HIGHLIGHTS!’

Monday, April 27 by

Perez Hilton's blog posted this photo of Lana (née Larry) Wachowski, of The Matrix and Speed Racer Wachowskis, leaving Los Angeles International airport recently.  It's kinda nuts just how NOT horribly wrong Larry/Lana's surgery actually has turned out.  He just looks like… well… if the Wachowskis had a sister.  Which Andy has now.It's a lot more convincing than the time Sylvester Stallone became Sylvia Stallone.

Monday TV Preview

Monday, April 27 by

Gear up in your yellow tights and grab your utility belt, the Heroes season 3 finale is tonight, and why not invite some of your comic book crazy friends over to send off the show in style? Also, tonight is notable for a Jack Bauer interrogation with a post heart attack, bed ridden Jonas Hodges (Jon Voight), the evil CEO of StarkWood Corp. Sure hope Bauer doesn't seizure up while he's squeezing the truth of Hodges. Your preview after the break.

TYSON THREATENS MOVIE CRITICS WITH FACIAL SODOMY

Monday, April 27 by

Sony Classics' Mike Tyson documentary simply dubbed, Tyson, opened this past Friday and had a strong per screen average of $25,890 opening day*, more than quintupling the per-screen average of its cat-fighting counterpart, Obsessed, and figuratively punching Beyoncé right in the uterus, Robin Givens-style. Our friends at Holy Taco have posted an op-ed piece from The New York Times written by Mike Tyson himself, in response to the very small number of haters who panned a film most critics are calling "turbulently candid and hypnotic."  I don't remember the last time I was hypnotized by turbulence, but it's fun unpacking your adjectives in reviews.  Unless you're Rex Reed, who just calls everything "incendiary," including fire.  Check out the piece at Holy Taco here. And if you haven't seen the trailer, you can watch it after the jump.  It's insendeeahwee.  *Source: Leesmovieinfo.com

MEGAN FOX DISROBES FOR ‘JONAH HEX’

Monday, April 27 by

A month or so ago, movieblips posted a photo of Megan Fox on the set of  Warner Bros.' adaptation of Western comic book Jonah Hex.  In the photo, she was hiding her costume under a shapeless white robe.  Well, now we know what was under all along, and boy oh boy, is it worth the wait.In the film, Fox plays a character named Leila, who to our knowledge is a new character created for the film version, the story of which is about the scarred bounty hunter (played by Josh Brolin), who tries to track a voodoo practitioner with plans to free the Confederate South with an army of the undead.  You could wake the dead just by clicking on the thumbnail images below.  Seriously, corsets are inhumane.  But god do they look good.  I blame Barbie.                              

Jonah Hex

Monday, April 27 by

Director: Jimmy HaywardCast: Megan Fox, Josh Brolin, Will Arnett, John MalkovichSynopsis: In the Wild West, a scarred bounty hunter tracks a voodoo practitioner bent on liberating the South by raising an army of the undead.

PHOTOS OF ANGELINA JOLIE AS A STYLISH HOBO IN ‘SALT’

Monday, April 27 by

This morning, ComingSoon.net got hold of new photos from the set of Columbia Pictures' Salt.  The photos are of Angelina Jolie dressed like a very stylish bag lady or "hoboess" (or maybe hobess?) riding atop a train at presumably high speeds.                           In Salt, Jolie plays CIA officer Evelyn Salt, who is accused of being a Russian sleeper spy, and has to go on the run to clear her name.  And according to ComingSoon.net, "Using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative, she must elude capture and protect her husband or the world's most powerful forces will erase any trace of her existence.                    They left out the part about Salt doing it all with only a red polka dotted handkerchief tied to the end of stick, and having to subsist on shoe leather stew and harmonica music.

Salt

Monday, April 27 by

Director: Philip NoyceCast: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber, Chiwetel EjioforSynopsis: In Columbia Pictures' "Salt," Angelina Jolie stars as Evelyn Salt, a CIA officer who swore an oath to duty, honor, and country. When she is accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy, Salt goes on the run to clear her name and ultimately prove she is a patriot. Using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative, she must elude capture and protect her husband or the world's most powerful forces will erase any trace of her existence. Release Date: July 23, 2010

Dollhouse Recap: Haunted

Monday, April 27 by

Dewitt’s personal friend, Margaret Brashford, enlists the Dollhouse services as a post-mortem client seeking to uncover the secrets behind her own murder. Life After DeathMargaret Brashford rears up on her favorite horse to tell her husband to be good.  Jack is sitting with his buddies, mulling over whether or not they should play tennis or drink long island iced-teas.  Jack’s wife is a millionaire and has better than 30 years on him.  A lot of assumptions can be made about their marriage, based on their age difference and her affluence.  But Jack smiles lovingly as his wife rides off and continues to joke with his buddies.  The smiles fade from their faces when Margaret’s horse returns without a rider. Topher activates Echo.  When she sits up Adelle is standing there.“What’s wrong?” Echo asks.“Margaret, I am sorry to be the one to tell you: you’re dead,” Adelle replies.  Apparently, Echo has been activated with Margaret’s persona. 

Breaking Bad Recap: Better Call Saul

Monday, April 27 by

The episode starts with that dorky guy from Hustle and Flow trying to buy some ice from Badger (who by the way is one of my favorite characters).  It appears Heisenberg has cornered the market and jacked up the price. After the dorky guy assures Badger that he’s not a cop, he buys some glass…then arrests Badger.   Hook up side note: Jesse got a little skin from his building manager Jane.   In other news, Hank’s having a minor meltdown because Tortuga got his head blown up on that tortoise. So Walt goes over there to try to talk some sense into him. Walt tells him that “fear us the enemy” and that he should kick those responsible for the explosion right in the teeth.   Once again, Jesse and Walt are short on payments from their underlings. Guess who’s short, good old Badger. They find out that Badger got busted.   Badger is in an interrogation room getting hounded by that dorky guy (I refuse to imdb his name). And in busts Bob Odenkirk of Mr.

Tribute to Bea Morning News

Monday, April 27 by

We report with great sadness that TV Land has lost one of its greats. Bea Arthur passed away quietly over the weekend at the edge of 86. Best known for her work on Maude and The Golden Girls, Arthur was an undeniable presence in American sitcoms and an unmistakable influence on popular culture. Miss Arthur, we salute you. If we weren't so lousy with ropes the flag outside of our offices would fly at half-mast today. Ghostbusters: The Game opening cinematic kinda expository (/Gamer) A Trekkie's tale (Newsweek)Natalie Portman launches online film school (MakingOf.com)Überprüfen Sie das Filmposter für Brüno! (/film)Get ready for another 30 Days of Night (MTV)

‘H2: HALLOWEEN 2′ TRAILER

Saturday, April 25 by

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