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Bonus Features: Putting the “C” in CNN
Wednesday, October 15 by
Boy, this political race sure is getting dirty. First Fox News got all fired up about that Sarah Palin shirt and now CNN is going all potty mouth. Oh well, here are some nice, clean links to rescue your brain out of the gutter. Thanks to Holy Taco for pointing out the video.
Franklyn Early Trailer
Wednesday, October 15 by
Goddangit if Eva Green ain’t just the purdyest thing I ever seen. I want to make little Eva Green babies with her.
D.L. Hughley And CNN Attempt The Already Attempted
Wednesday, October 15 by
The Onion, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert are funny because they have come from comedy. The writers and producers have a comedic background, and have made careers out of intelligent humor. When you try to do funny news in the other direction—by starting with news and letting news people run the show—it’s always a disaster. Now we have a new one, from D.L. Hughley and CNN.
MacHEADS Trailer Full of Really Cool People
Wednesday, October 15 by
A wise man named Maddox once said that there is one thing PC users can do that Mac users can't: "Shut the fuck up." Now, there is a documentary focused on that exact idea.
Review: Sex Drive Is An F’ing Good Ride
Wednesday, October 15 by
The modern sensitive young male: an enigmatic creature. Conflicted by the need to treat women with respect while simultaneously taught to objectify them at every cost. Biological drive aside, dudes are instructed by society from a young age to care for and protect the female species. We are also told to be Men, hammer on their va-jay-jays, treat them like shit, and move to the next one. The mixed messages only lead to frustration, and the frustration does not help you get laid. THAT is what Sex Drive is about.
Recap: Fringe Goes to the Birds
Wednesday, October 15 by
Season 1, Episode 5 "Power Hungry" This time our rag-tag group of investigators goes after a guy who generates incredible amounts of electricity when he gets flustered. Wait, is this Heroes? No, Fringe, that's right. Plot:
Hear Hayden Panettiere Drop an F-Bomb
Wednesday, October 15 by
I know that her swearing isn't the point of this video, but to be honest, I'm kind of over the whole "celebrities weigh in on the election" thing. But, this one is short and has a hot chick so I like it much more than most of the others. I'll admit, that it even made me chuckle a little.
Bonus Features: Tuesday’s Links for Dummies
Tuesday, October 14 by Col. Longshanks
Above you'll find the new poster for the sure to be incredibly shitty rom-com, The Ugly Truth. See, it's clever because it suggests that women love with their minds, while men just want to get their junk wet. I didn't know it was possible for Hollywood to "reboot" a bumpersticker, but they've done it.
Luc Besson Film Torched By French Youths
Tuesday, October 14 by
From Paris With Love is the title of legendary director Luc Besson’s film staring John Travolta about troubled youth living in French slums. The film has reached some catastrophic problems having to do with shooting near troubled youth living in French Slums.
Fox News Sad About a Sarah Palin T-Shirt
Tuesday, October 14 by
I used to have a Blood for Blood T-shirt that said "Fuck Fred Durst" on the back and people used to get offended by it from time to time. I never quite made it to Fox News, though. Apparently there are some nasty T-shirts floating around with a mean message about the potential VP and it has this anchor and a feminist via satellite pretty upset. Uncensored pic after the break.
Nick Cage PSA
Tuesday, October 14 by
I don’t know where people stand on this issue. But in the coming months we all have to come together as a nation and make a serious decision about Nicholas Cage.
13 Bizarre Cooking Show Moments
Tuesday, October 14 by
Cooking shows are boring. But cooking show screw-ups are totally AWESOME. There’s something about the interruption of such a sincere pursuit as teaching people how to make a meal that just gets me. It’s hard to beat Dan Aykroyd's spoof of Julia Child. But here are some of my favorite moments from cooking shows that demonstrate how weird it can get. Bon Apetit.
Howard Out, Don Cheadle In For Iron Man 2
Tuesday, October 14 by
We don't usually do these little casting notes, but this is a pretty big one. Tony Stark's pal, Jim Rodes (who also happens to be War Machine) will be played by Don Cheadle instead of Terrence Howard in Iron Man 2. It's a trade-up in my opinion, as long as Don doesn't bring his awful accent from Ocean's 11.
Recap: “Heroes” Has Daddy Issues
Tuesday, October 14 by
Season 3, Episode 5 "Angles and Monsters" We're back from last week's trip to the future and everything is going to hell, fast. Plus, we finally get to meet Arthur Petrelli and his super eyebrows. Suresh:
You’re Entering a World of McCain
Tuesday, October 14 by
I never noticed how much John McCain and Walter from The Big Lebowski really have in common. They both mention their military service at times when it's completely inappropriate and they both love firearms.
