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Morning News Roundup
Thursday, October 23 by
Good morning. How'd you sleep? The entire staff of Screenjunkies stayed up last night and broke into a zoo. We have brand new mascots for the site. Here's the morning news roundup while we figure out what to feed a sloth.
Hump Day Link Dump: Now With Crazy Cosby
Wednesday, October 22 by
It's not totally clear what the hell he's talking about in this clip, but one this is for sure. Bill Cosby is almost 400 years younger then John McCain. Put that on your shuffleboard court and shove it.
Woody Allen Meets Sarah Palin
Wednesday, October 22 by
I feel like even acknowledging Palin’s existence only serves to feed the publicity machine that has rocketed her to being the most popular woman on earth. But I also feel like it’s that same publicity machine that is just about to grind her into a fine mash of Alaskan Moose Pemmican.
Disney Grows Kids In Labs
Wednesday, October 22 by
The Onion continues to just destroy the world with funniness. They are our truest national hero. God bless them.
Freezer Burn: The Invasion of Laxdale Trailer
Wednesday, October 22 by
Watch this just to see Tom Green’s neck fat. That’s it. Just that. Ok, that and Crispen Glover.
13 Craziest Gary Busey Moments
Wednesday, October 22 by King of NY
Gary Busey is an enigma wrapped in a conundrum, elegantly paired with a fetching scarf of just-plain-batshit-crazy. Every morning, he dusts his balls with a talcum of nutjob powder. Then, he goes out into that big world of Hollywood and just starts blowing people's minds. Here are a few of our favorite Gary Busey moments.
Groundhogs Day B&B Now A Real Thing
Wednesday, October 22 by
Some day in the not too distant future we will live in a world where our most important historical figures will be the cast of movies like Ghostbusters and Back To The Future. You will be able to visit the highway rest stop in your car (your Jet Car) on the Mass Pike (the Mass Jet Pike) where Dan Aykroyd dropped a duce. That day is drawing nearer as the house featured in Groundhogs Day is now a functioning locale of movie history.
The Link Dump: Things Happen
Tuesday, October 21 by
Lots of things happen. Things are always happening. They happen all over the world, to people, to animals, to plants even. Here are some things that happened in movies and tv that I didn't write about today.
Let The Right One In Red Band Trailer
Tuesday, October 21 by
Holy freaking small devil girl. This one looks pretty dope. I got to be honest, I don’t really dig regular horror movies. I’m just a total puss when it comes to torture porn and teens being chased through fields of corn by chainsaw wielding freaks.
Almost Transformers Are Amazing
Tuesday, October 21 by
This one is pure brilliance from the Aussie comedy Duo Merrick and Rosso. I’m a sucker for 1) candid camera shows, 2) low budget interpretations of big budget things 3) boobies. This video really only has the first two. But damn is it funny. The best part is that every time they switch from being a washing machine or a fridge to being a human, they yell TRANSFORM! Awesome.
Days Of Wrath Trailer
Tuesday, October 21 by
I’m a little frustrated that movies like this are out there suggesting that LA is a super violent place run by well-armed minority gangs. I’ve lived in the city for years and I’ve only been shot twice. The trick is to take it in the shoulder.
Spike Jonez To Direct New Weezer Video
Tuesday, October 21 by
The hardest thing about filmmaking is accurately communicating the strange things in your head that seem important. This is the reason that Spike Jonez is basically my hero. He comes up with abstract, high-concept ideas and manages to turn them into amazing finished products. Here's some videos of a few of his previous works.
Monday’s Links With Nalin Paylin
Monday, October 20 by
Yes, the first minute or so of the Sarah Palin inspired Hustler Porn: Nailin' Paylin are now online. Hordes of GOP supporters and Joe Six-packs will watch just for the story line.
Bernie Mac Has New Friend In Heaven
Monday, October 20 by
The crazy thing is that in Pimp Years, Rudy Ray Moore was actually 473 years old. I won’t break down the math, but just understand that all the beating women with coat hangers, trying to get your money, running the finest stable of hos this side of the Mississippi, and just gangsta-leaning that hard can age a brother. He died today, and we have lost a true hero.
Natalie Portman Solves Economic Crisis
Monday, October 20 by
There are a lot of different ways they could have gone with this premise. This one works. I would have done it as a fake commercial for an investment bank where you have one of those serious financial advisors types giving you the straight talk.
