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Morning News Roundup
Monday, October 27 by
Monday Morning. A time for reflection. A time too look back over the weekend and wonder if you made all the right moves, if you did your best keg stand and provided reliable wingman services for your bros. A time for the morning links.
UFC Saturday Night Man Dance
Sunday, October 26 by
Ben over at CAGEPOTATO.COM has some coverage of last night's UFC fight. I love the way that Bruce Buffer has to rattle off all of the advertiser blurbs before this main event.
The Notorious L.I.N.K.
Friday, October 24 by
I was thinking about how it’s going to be lame that I have to spend all my weekend moving. Then I saw this new trailer for Notorious and I was reminded how lucky I am not to be a fat dead rapper who doesn’t even get to move into a new apartment because they are dead. Time to start drinking. Here are your links.
If Game Shows Were Made For Animals
Friday, October 24 by
This is a post from Holy Taco. Click on the image for the full version. So genius.
Will Ferrell On SNL Is Awesome
Friday, October 24 by
Will Ferrell’s impersonation of bush is not the best, but it is the most hilarious. The writing is great on this one, seriously. I've been really impressed this season. Now I'm going to go have three Xanex and a Silver Bullet. God Bless America.
Bitch Slap’s Unique Juxtaposition of Guns And Boobs
Friday, October 24 by
I'm posting this because this is the official pitch that I found with the trailer: "Bitch Slap is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s – 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girls, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kung Fu Nun, and the Pant." Dude.
Little Hercules Movie Debut
Friday, October 24 by
Richard Sandrak is that kid from a while back that was super popular for being 10 years old and totally ripped. He has starred in his first roll as a kid who is 10 years old and totally ripped. And it’s in 3-D. Thanks to Best Week Ever for this little roided-up gem.
13 Dead Actresses We Would Have Boned
Friday, October 24 by
Halloween is almost here. It is the time of year where we honor the memory of the dead and the things they have given us by dressing up like slutty pirates and asking our neighbors to give us snacks.
Morning News Roundup
Friday, October 24 by
Last night I had one too many Jamesons. I turned on the TV and watched about five minutes of the Chris Rock special on HBO on demand. Then I started packing up the apartment because my girlfriend and I are moving. Are you thrilled? Here’s the morning news, Junkie.
Thusday’s Links Are Complete Panda-Monium
Thursday, October 23 by
I always figured that the reason tiny animals make you feel good is that if they made you feel bad, there would be a much greater chance of you eating them, and much lesser chance of species actually surviving. Here’s the links.
Soup Clip Of The Week: Manhole Tragedy
Thursday, October 23 by
I put this in our link dump yesterday. But it makes me laugh so hard that I decided that it merits a spot on the homepage. Manhole. 69. Straight face. God bless local news, and the stuff they just don’t catch.
Friday The 13th Teaser
Thursday, October 23 by
Produced by Michael Bay. That's all you need to know. BOOM.
Child Bankrupts Make A Wish Foundation
Thursday, October 23 by
Stupid Chad Carter with his stupid Leukemia, bankrupting the Make A Wish Foundation with his usage of bureaucratic loopholes. Makes me SO mad. PS, I know I posted an Onion video yesterday. But hells bells they’re on top of their game.
If Variety Told The Truth
Thursday, October 23 by
If Hollywood started telling the truth, utter chaos would ensue. Our already failing economy would be reduced to nothing. It would be the end of everything as we know it.
Morning News Roundup
Thursday, October 23 by
Good morning. How'd you sleep? The entire staff of Screenjunkies stayed up last night and broke into a zoo. We have brand new mascots for the site. Here's the morning news roundup while we figure out what to feed a sloth.
