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Morning News Roundup: Florida Leans Left
Tuesday, October 28 by
People, we live in strange times. Florida is leaning toward voting a black man into the oval office. The economy finally said “Oh, I got you GOOD BITCHES! Earnings? Whatever!” And it looks like Paramount is fast tracking the new Footloose. I pray every night that they name it Footlooser. And every morning, we put the news together for you.
Link Dump With Don Draper
Monday, October 27 by
His name alone drops panties from the pools of Palm Springs to the board rooms of Madison Avenue. He is Don Draper, and reasons for his success can be found in the above video. They are simple. And these are his preferred links.
South Park
Monday, October 27 by
Quite possibly the best fucking show on TV right now, if not easily the most offensive and amazingly accurate when it doles out the hits on everything from Anal Probes to Peruvian pan flute bands. If your not a fan, your an idiot! Or a Russian.
Doc Watch: Justice Across The Universe
Monday, October 27 by
This is what a rocumetary is supposed to be all about. Blood, sweat, guns, women, and enough booze to drown a herd of elephants. Looks like this one’s headed straight to DVD. Netflix, I’m looking at you.
Gran Torino
Monday, October 27 by Reza F.
Dirty Harry is back! And while he's looking pretty darn old, he's still ripe with vengeance and even seems to be channeling a little bit of Batman… Clint Eastwood plays an aging Vietman vet who has an awesome '73 Gran Torino (in Green). Then some punk kid who's mixed up with
Gran Torino Trailer
Monday, October 27 by
I had no idea that Clint Eastwood did the Voice for the Dark Knight. That’s so awesome.
Monday Mashup: House Of 1000 Muppets
Monday, October 27 by
We’re trying to at least keep it sort of Halloween up in this bitch. And what better way than this selection for our weekly mashup. Not only is it thematically relevant, its technically superb and goddamn funny. Mwwwwwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa etc.
Giant Freaking Guinea Pigs
Monday, October 27 by
I never saw Cloverfield because I heard that people were totally vomiting in the theatre. And whenever I smell vomit, it makes me want to vomit. Now having seen this South Park clip, I feel like I’ve seen the movie. Awesome.
Morning News Roundup
Monday, October 27 by
Monday Morning. A time for reflection. A time too look back over the weekend and wonder if you made all the right moves, if you did your best keg stand and provided reliable wingman services for your bros. A time for the morning links.
UFC Saturday Night Man Dance
Sunday, October 26 by
Ben over at CAGEPOTATO.COM has some coverage of last night's UFC fight. I love the way that Bruce Buffer has to rattle off all of the advertiser blurbs before this main event.
The Notorious L.I.N.K.
Friday, October 24 by
I was thinking about how it’s going to be lame that I have to spend all my weekend moving. Then I saw this new trailer for Notorious and I was reminded how lucky I am not to be a fat dead rapper who doesn’t even get to move into a new apartment because they are dead. Time to start drinking. Here are your links.
If Game Shows Were Made For Animals
Friday, October 24 by
This is a post from Holy Taco. Click on the image for the full version. So genius.
Will Ferrell On SNL Is Awesome
Friday, October 24 by
Will Ferrell’s impersonation of bush is not the best, but it is the most hilarious. The writing is great on this one, seriously. I've been really impressed this season. Now I'm going to go have three Xanex and a Silver Bullet. God Bless America.
Bitch Slap’s Unique Juxtaposition of Guns And Boobs
Friday, October 24 by
I'm posting this because this is the official pitch that I found with the trailer: "Bitch Slap is a post-modern, thinking man’s throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s – 70’s as well as a loving, sly parody of same. Inspired by the likes of Dragstrip Girls, Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill, Kung Fu Nun, and the Pant." Dude.
Little Hercules Movie Debut
Friday, October 24 by
Richard Sandrak is that kid from a while back that was super popular for being 10 years old and totally ripped. He has starred in his first roll as a kid who is 10 years old and totally ripped. And it’s in 3-D. Thanks to Best Week Ever for this little roided-up gem.
