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South Park About Last Night
Thursday, November 6 by
Obama wins the election and is revealed to have been co-conspiring with McCain to win it for ten years to make the ultimate heist: the Hope Diamond. Also, a South Park resident has secrets nobody would suspect.
Steven Seagal Runs Like A Wuss
Wednesday, November 5 by
The first time I drank Steven's Seagal's energy drink I was afraid of 2 things. Spontaneously growing a ponytail and never being able to get the taste of salty balls out of my mouth.
Sean William Scott Talks Squirting
Wednesday, November 5 by
This is a pretty dope interview from the Role Models Junket done by the sexy-funny Carrie Keagan of No Good TV. I’m putting the video after the jump because it is way not safe for work. It is also totally hilarious. She has a new fan.
Recession Proof Gift Guide
Wednesday, November 5 by
Here's the preliminary list of prodcuts for the Recessionized man…images are 500×500, full quality, web optimized jpgs.Cameras(Under $50) Argus DC3185 — $39.99(Under $100) Samsung S860 — $99.99
Review: Zach and Miri Make a Porno
Wednesday, November 5 by
Silent Bob's at it again with a delightfully foul-mouthed romantic comedy about a pair of best friends faced with the age old question: should we bone for money? The movie continues with the same dirty and curse laden frolics as Superbad, Knocked-Up, and all the other gems in the Apatow canon. But don't let the presence of Seth Rogen's milky white gut confuse you. This is very much a Kevin Smith film, though not nearly his best.
Cadilac Records Trailer
Wednesday, November 5 by
I like Adrien Brody. I like Jeffery Wright. I liked Ray. So I’m willing to see this one with my girlfriend.
10 Greatest George W. Bush Moments
Wednesday, November 5 by
Someday we’re going to look back at this and laugh. It’s a phrase uttered in times following tragedy and pain. But there’s a certain truthiness in it. If you were anything like me, you’re taking the whole Obama elected thing with the same type of guarded optimism that has come along with living in a world that’s seemed hell bent on destruction.
Wolf Blitzer, You’re My Only Hope
Wednesday, November 5 by
There are a bunch of different opinions on how this magical scientific future hologram technology was used last night on CNN’s coverage of the returns. I think it’s pretty dope. Some day Wolf Blitzer's head is just going to be beamed into your house, beard and all.
Morning News Never Tasted So Good
Wednesday, November 5 by
I was sitting in a bar last night with my girlfriend drinking Talisker and watching the TV. A Jewish guy named Wolf and a gay guy named Anderson were talking about how a black guy named Barack had just been elected to be leader of the free world. Hollywod can't even write something that good.
Tomorrow Is The Next Day Of Forever Link Dump
Tuesday, November 4 by
This is my favorite scene from Dave Chappelle's Block Party. I'm just going to let Wyclef sing you into the returns.
Guitar Hero Commercial With Heidi Klum
Tuesday, November 4 by
Don't get me wrong. The one with Kobe and Phelps was great and all. But this one…um…I'll be back in exactly 3.5 minutes. (3.5 minutes later) Ok, where were we? Ah yes, this Guitar Hero commercial. Hmm. I'm just not as interested anymore. Maybe again in 30 minutes?
Fanboy’s Trailer
Tuesday, November 4 by
"Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score ANYTHING." This Trailer Is Awesome.
If Movies Had Cell Phones
Tuesday, November 4 by
Every time a new technology comes along I am immediately confused as to how I ever functioned before it existed. Google Maps on my Blackberry is a great example. I can’t leave the house without that anymore. And what did we do before Map Quest?
Natalie Portman On The Topic Of Meowocracy
Tuesday, November 4 by
Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones make another important point about the rights for which our Forefathers shed their blood. Today, when you head to the polls, I want EVERYONE to consider one thing: KITTENS! YAY!
Terminator. The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Tuesday, November 4 by
The Sarah Connor Chronicles finds Sarah, her teenage son John, the savior of the free world, and his female protector Cameron, the most sophisticated machine from the future in a fight to change the fate of the world.
