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‘New York, I Love You’ Actress Maggie Q

Friday, October 16 by

Basically, Maggie Q is badass.  Not only was she a formidable foe for John McClane in Live Free or Die Hard, but never has a flak jacket looked so good on a female form.  She's the kind of woman who can make you putty in her hands with a single sultry glance, and then take your head clean off with a perfectly executed roundhouse kick.  It's a blend of constant arousal and fear that keeps a relationship fresh, and endless refills of your Xanax very necessary.        A word from Maggie: "Nigga please! I am not anorexic, I am petite because you can't get FAT from eating field mice and rice; hey that rhymes…"I have no idea what the above gibberish means but if came out of Maggie's mouth I'll take it as gospel.  I just hope she's moved beyond field mice as a source of sustenance.  'Cause doz field mice be naaaasty!Look at the antithesis of nasty after the jump!  

8 R-Rated Movies as Kids Books

Friday, October 16 by

Where the Wild Things Are opens this weekend, and a lot of early reviews are saying that the film is too mature for young audiences… that they've somehow made a children's story into an adult film, thereby alienating the intended audience.Of course, none of this would be a problem if we just exposed our children to R-Rated topics at an early age. We suggest Hollywood partner with children's book publishers to help introduce kids to R-Rated fare as early as the kids can read. Here's our list of required reading:     

Bill Murray Not Into “Ghostbusters 3″

Friday, October 16 by

 Bill Murray has once again made it clear that he's not interested in doing a third Ghostbusters film just yet. Is he the sequel's greatest adversary or greatest champion? On paper he may come off as grumpy and vile as a Digg commenter but he truly has the film's best interest at heart. "There's still no script," he tells Digital Spy. "It's just a bunch of talk. It's just a wish list for someone." And there certainly has been a bunch of talk lately. Talk from Harold Ramis, talk from Dan Akroyd, and talk from Ivan Reitman. All of whom, are chomping at the bit to get this picture made. "I'm not going to make one [movie] just to make another one. We made a second one, and it was okay, but it wasn't as good as the first one." In all fairness, Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties did far surpass its predecessor.

12 Worst Movie Bosses for National Boss Day

Thursday, October 15 by

This Friday is National Boss Day… like most of us, you haven't gotten the guy who approves your expense reports a gift yet. (Ahem. You can thank me by Digging this article.) Of course, chances are the big man or woman you work for every day is a puppy dog compared to the 12 Movie Bosses we've compiled for you, all of whom you can check out after the jump.If anything, the provided clips might make you grateful for the job you have.

And the Oscar for Worst Contextual Ad Fail goes to Pixar… for ‘Colorado Balloon Boy Still Missing’

Thursday, October 15 by

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What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Thursday, October 15 by

A loser from Philly jumps in the dating pool and winners from Philly enter Game One of the NL Championship. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

Kevin Spacey Smokes Weed Every Day in ‘Shrink’ Now Available on DVD

Thursday, October 15 by

I remember a certain movie in which Kevin Spacey decided to become a stoner.  I seem to recall it winning the Oscar for Best Picture. Well, if you want to see him partake of the ganja once more, you can… right now… in the new movie Shrink. The flick, in which Spacey stars as a celebrity therapist who dips his own toes into the deep end, played the festival circuit earlier this year, was met with solid reviews and finally found a home at Lions Gate.  It's available on DVD at this very moment, so before you decide to light up that bong all by your lonesome tonight… remember that your good friend Kevin Spacey is willing to hang out, too. And he can handle his sh*t. Check out the trailer after the jump.

‘New York, I Love You’ Actress Jacinda Barrett

Thursday, October 15 by

Jacinda Barrett is another Real World member/model gone Hollywood.  Fortunately, Jacinda has had formal training, unlike most reality "stars" turned actors, and even though she hasn't been in much, she lights up the screen when given the opportunity.  But continued choices like Urban Legends: The Final Cut and School For Scoundrels have the opportunity to smash that light into a thousand tiny shards.    A word from Jacinda: "Know that the person you wake up with everyday isn’t the same person that you married. That person keeps changing."Yes, he keeps changing into The Spirit, because you're married to Gabriel Macht, Jacinda.  Don't marry a graphic novel character if you want dependability.  Or were you referring to the steady decline of his IMDB Star-Meter after starring in The Spirit? Here are some photos after the jump that wil never lose their appeal!

Rude French Reporter on ‘Iron Man 2′ Set

Thursday, October 15 by

In this brief clip from a French network Canal Plus's visit to the set of Iron Man 2, a reporter sneaks around and gives his real thoughts on what Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr. and company are making.Basically a piece of merde.P.S. To all our French-speaking readers, we're sorry if there are mistakes in our translation.  Today's Marquee LinksChildren's Nightmares: A Photo GalleryMindy Karuk PhotosIf Weekly World News Went Hollywood

Edge of Darkness

Thursday, October 15 by

Mel Gibson plays a Boston detective avenging the murder of his daughter.

Mel Gibson Is Vengeful in “Edge of Darkness” Trailer

Thursday, October 15 by

The success of Taken has prompted Hollywood to churn out more father-turned-Terminator flicks. In the funny accent tour-de-force Edge of Darkness, Mel Gibson stars as a Boston detective searching for answers in the murder of his daughter. Was she killed in an attempt on his life or does the reason behind her assassination go much deeper? Mel intends to find out by smashing every window, door, and face in Suffolk County. We haven't seen Mel this riled up since he wanted his son back in Ransom. Written by William Monahan (The Departed) and directed by Martin Campbell (Casino Royale), it seems to have a hint of Mel's fingerprints on it as well. "Well you had better decide if you're hanging on the cross or banging in the nails." I knew he couldn't go 2:30 seconds without holy rolling! (Yahoo)

Captain Lou Albano, Wrestler, Actor, Dies at 76

Wednesday, October 14 by

If you watched old school WWF, "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show" or a Cyndi Lauper music video from the 1980s, then you've experienced the force of nature that was Captain Lou Albano. WWE issued a statement announcing that Captain Lou passed away today at the age of 76. No cause of death has been cited at the time of this post. You will be missed, Captain Lou. We at Screenjunkies will don Hawaiian shirts and attempt to adorn our facial hair with your trademark rubber bands as soon as we can grow beards. Here are today's top links: Flowchart To Determine Your Halloween Costume (HolyTaco) Girl Fight! Soccer Style (TotalProSports) The Diving Horses Of Atlantic City (TheChive) Behind The Scenes Iron Man 2 Video (FilmDrunk) 15 Most Beautiful American City Skylines (SuperTremendous) 5 Hottest Children's Television Personalities (Pajiba) Leona Lewis Got Punched In The Face (CelebJihad) January Jones Isn't Buttoned-Up (Unreality) How I Got Caught Stalking Val Kilmer (Asylum) Why We Love College Football: A Gallery (BustedCoverage) Chrysler After Government Buyout (RegretfulMorning) Design Your Own Tequila Bottle (MadeMan) Charlotte Crashes (AllLeftTurns) Ass Whoopin In A Winter Wonderland (NothingToxic) Megabot In Teen Superhero Rehab (Atom)

What’s On TV Tonight: Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Wednesday, October 14 by

Nip/Tuck Season Six premiere, a Maurice Sendak doc, and more drunken yelling on the RW/RR Challenge. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN AND PACIFIC!!!

‘New York, I Love You’ Actress Eva Amurri

Wednesday, October 14 by

Hellooooooo hot daughter.  You may have seen Eva Amurri hanging out with Susan Sarandon since Susan is this fine young woman's mother.  Can't you notice the resemblance, you know, in the face…?  The surname 'Amurri' comes from Eva's father, an Italian film director.  I don't know if she got any of his assets, but the overall mixture of genes worked out splendidly.A word from Eva: "Stripping is not easy, I will tell you."Ehhhh, I don't believe you.  Instead of telling me, why don't you go ahead and show me how difficult it is.  Oh wait, you'll never read this post?  I guess additional pics of you in low-cut attire will have to suffice.And here those are after the jump!

If Weekly World News Went Hollywood

Wednesday, October 14 by

Just yesterday, The Hollywood Reporter announced that super-agency CAA had signed Weekly World News to its impressive roster of clients. The theory was that the now-defunct fake tabloid publication has a bevy of untapped properties, of which poster boy "Bat Boy" is just one… and that its characters could "give Marvel a run for its money." That remains to be seen.  But will Hollywood greet Weekly World News's freak show with a hearty handshake (artist's rendering above)? Or will WWN be booted out of Tinseltown's glitzy gates faster than you can say "We're stripping Bat Boy of his co-EP credit…"? So, WWN, we're going to do you a favor. Here are our suggestions for spinning the raw materials you already have into box office GOLD! 

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