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‘Marmaduke’ Teaser Proves Owen Wilson Only Does Dog Movies Now

Monday, December 21 by

Here's a teaser trailer for the movie Marmaduke, based on the classic comic strip Great Dane that isn't nearly as cool as Scooby Doo. Owen Wilson, fresh off of Marley & Me, provides the voice of the beast, who's apparently an angst-ridden teenager. Are we talking a teenager in dog years or people years, because if it's dog years than that means he's probably going to die soon. If that's the case then yay. Imagine Owen Wilson reading you these links. Why Winter Sucks (HolyTaco) Tom Kelly Loses His Pants on the Field (TotalProSports) Help Us Find These HOT Girls (TheChive) Will Ferrell Photobombs Wedding Announcement (FilmDrunk) Madonna Humping Things (Maxim) 20 Funniest Snowman Photos of All Time (SuperTremendous) Looking Back at the TV Year that Was (Pajiba) Gallery of Ridiculous Andy Samberg Faces (Unreality) The First Asian Victoria's Secret Model (Asylum) An Honest Look at Christmas Through the Years (RegretfulMorning) Last Minute Stocking Stuffers for Men (MadeMan) Danica Patrick Photo Spread (AllLeftTurns) Cat Fight! (NothingToxic) Best Holiday Videos of the Season (Atom)

Marmaduke

Monday, December 21 by

Director: Tom DeyCast: Owen Wilson, Jeremy Piven, Emma Stone, Ron Pearlman Synopsis: A suburban family moves to a new neighborhood with their large yet lovable Great Dane, who has a tendency to wreak havoc in his own oblivious way.

City Not Water-Logged in Second ‘Inception’ Poster

Monday, December 21 by

Last week we saw Leonardo DiCaprio knee-deep in the first poster for Christopher Nolan's Inception. And now we have a second poster which appears to be an aerial photo taken in Chicago's historic Inception District. What? You've never been??!!! There's this tiny hole in the wall that serves amazing tapas. Tell Brian I sent you.You can catch the second teaser in front of Sherlock Holmes and see the first teaser right here.

What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, December 21st, 2009

Monday, December 21 by

Tonight on TV, dwarves make chocolate, Tom Hanks abducts kids, and Spring Breakers use their vaginas to save their favorite bar.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

SNL ‘Twizzle Wizzle’ Digital Short is Awesomely Disturbing

Monday, December 21 by

I have to admit I don't watch Saturday Night Live much these days, but I do enjoy me a hilarious digital short every now and then. I feel like the Andy Samberg shorts are on a totally different level than the rest of the show. His heightened and irreverent humor always shines through, and he seems to get away with a ton of sh*t that never succeeds in the live skits. The Twizzle Wizzle short below is no exception. Imagine if The Wiggles did on television what I'm sure they do when they go back to their homes every night. Forced happiness wears on a person…

Teaser for Luc Besson’s ‘Adele Blanc-Sec’ Has Dinosaurs

Monday, December 21 by

"Don't get fresh with me Richard Belzer." Luc Besson's latest French language film, Les Aventures Extraordinaires d'Adele Blanc-Sec (rough translation: French Tomb Raider) has a new teaser. Not much is shown in this first look. We see a guy with awesome Mythbusters-esque facial hair, a French Wilford Brimley, and a pterodactyl. We do not get to lay our eyes on hot French weather girl turned movie star Louise Bourgoin, but I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot of her in the new year. Early reports are that this film has a 95% chance of being mostly kick-ass. (/Film)  Get out your French-to-English dictionary and check out the trailer after the jump…

Les aventures extraordinaires d’Adèle Blanc-Sec

Monday, December 21 by

DIRECTOR: Luc BessonCAST: Louise Bourgoin; Gilles Lellouche; Phillippe NahonSYNOPSIS: An adventure set in the early party of the 20th century and focused on a popular novelist and her dealings with would-be suitors, the cops, monsters, and other distractions.

9 Life Lessons from ‘Goodfellas’

Monday, December 21 by

Goodfellas is one of the best movies ever made, but it offers education as well as entertainment. Below are nine of the most important messages you should hold on to after watching Martin Scorsese's classic, and while making your flimsy 2010 resolutions. So read on and pay attention, you rat, you. Everybody takes a beating sometimes.

A Tribute to Brittany Murphy

Monday, December 21 by

Being a big fan of Brittany Murphy's work in Clueless, Sin City, and 8 Mile, I was saddened by her sudden passing yesterday morning. Even though many of her projects weren't exactly my cup of tea, whenever I did see one of her films I always thought she brought a fun, bubbly nature to the screen. There's no doubt that she possessed a great deal of talent. It's a shame we can no longer see it grow.Check out a few more fun, bubbly pics of Brittany after the jump.

’21 Jump Street’ Has A Chance with ‘Cloudy’ Directors

Monday, December 21 by

"We stole these from J.J. Abrams."Jonah Hill's 21 Jump Street is inching closer to "thing that may actually happen" status. There's news that Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller are in talks to take the reins. The movie, of course, centers on young cops who go undercover in high schools to prevent teen crimes. No strangers to comedic teen angst, Lord and Miller are also the creators of Clone High, a clever animated series whose untimely cancellation is a crime worse than anything Randy Quaid's wife ever did. Negotiations are in the works but it seems likely the duo will get the gig. After all, Jonah Hill really loves Meatballs. (Variety)

Brittany Murphy Has Died

Sunday, December 20 by

Several news outlets, including TMZ, are reporting that Brittany Murphy passed away this morning due to cardiac arrest. This is especially sad considering the actress was only 32 years old. Murphy was best known for her role as Tai in Clueless, where she got us all rollin' with the homies. You'll be missed, Brittany, so now we offer you one for being our homie these past several years.

Fall in Love with New ‘Daybreakers’ Poster

Saturday, December 19 by

Sarah! Your date is here!!Point your hungry eyeballs toward the new Daybreakers poster and feed them its creepiness. Check out the trailer if you don't know about the film's society of vampires plot. But is it really practical to hang upside down while wearing a suit and tie? Gravity would cause them to flop down on your face. That proves it! Double Stick tape is a vampire's best friend.

Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart All But Beg to Be Auto Tuned

Saturday, December 19 by

Those who have long underestimated our TV Culinary Personalities had best to check themselves. It's widely known that Chef Julia Childs once killed a man via headbutt, and Rachel Ray… she just seems like she'd cut a bitch. Now, Martha Stewart has raised her street cred by baking with Snoop Dogg on yesterday's episode of Martha. Watch as Snoop Dizzle and M. Stizzle rap about the special ingredient missing from their brownies.  Snoop Dogg will do anything to be on television. The countdown to his eventual Yo Gabba Gabba! appearance begins NOW. (via NY Mag)AUTHOR'S NOTE: Holy sh*t!!!

Photobomb Fridays: Bad Boys + Prairie Dog

Friday, December 18 by

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The Coen Brothers Want a 12 Year Old Girl…for ‘True Grit’

Friday, December 18 by

The Coen Brothers are casting their new film True Grit, and they're looking for a 12-16 year old girl to fill the main role of Mattie Ross. As you'll note on the casting specs, YOU MUST BE A 12-16 YEAR OLD GIRL. It doesn't count if you feel like a 12-16 year old girl on the inside, or like to feel 12-16 year old girls. You must actually BE ONE. Take heed.Get a bigger look at the casting sheet by clicking here.

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