Ridley Scott’s ‘Robin Hood’ Poster Urges You to Remember ‘Gladiator’

Wednesday, December 23 by

Last week we showed you the hard rockin' trailer for Ridley Scott's down and dirty Robin Hood film. Today we have the UK poster which has the softer, more subtle approach of Russell Crowe trying to kill us. It features an intense Crowe murderously staring down the shaft of his pointy, shooty thing.More importantly, the poster reminds us that director Ridley Scott and Crowe once famously teamed up for Gladiator. The point they are trying to make is, if you loved seeing Russell Crowe stab and beat people in that film then you will probably enjoy him stabbing and beating AND shooting people in this film."I'll teach ya to readjust lights while I'm thespianing, ya c*nt."Given Crowe's explosive temper, the still looks more like he's threatening an unlucky lensman a la Christian Bale. Save where Bale uses his words, Crowe goes the more direct route of shooting them in the face. Robin Hood arrives in theaters May 14th, 2010. (HeyUGuys via First Showing)

‘Frozen’ Trailer Reinforces My Fear of Shared Seating

Tuesday, December 22 by

FROZEN trailer – Watch more Funny VideosThis Better Off Dead remake took a lot of liberties. Stay frozen right there and peruse these links…  25 Naughty Mrs. Claus Pictures (Holy Taco) Frank the Puppet Has Advice for Tiger Woods (Total Pro Sports) Laugh Away the Holiday Blues with LOL Jesus. Lol. (The Chive) Roger Ebert > Pete Hammond (FilmDrunk) A Look Back Maxim's Sexiest Covers of the Decade (Maxim) Christmas Dominos (SuperTremendous) The 10 Most Overlooked Films of the Decade (Pajiba) Reasons The Phantom Menace Sucked in a Streamlined 70 Minutes (Unreality) Facebook Cited As 2009's #1 Homewrecker (Asylum) Tramp Stamp Tuesday (RegretfulMorning) How to Avoid Fatal Attractions (MadeMan) Wendy Venturini Pictures (AllLeftTurns) Bikers Pulverize Heckler (NothingToxic) Animated Christmas Specials, This Is The Remix (Atom)

Leo Tries to Solve Who Dealt It in Final ‘Shutter Island’ Poster

Tuesday, December 22 by

Leonardo DiCaprio scowls in the new mystery Who Farted? The Motion Picture Talkie. Just kidding, you guys. Martin Scorsese didn't make a movie about someone farting. Though if he did, smart money would have Max von Sydow being the culprit. He seems like the type.This poster is nearly identical to the earlier poster with a few hardly noticeable changes. Mainly they spruced up the color to make it less dismal and depressing. Afterall, the last thing I want to be is bummed out when I see a movie about pyschologically crippled people stuffed into cages against their will. (CHUD)

What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Tuesday, December 22 by

 Tonight, join Carrie Underwood as she warms your yule log. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

Enjoy Jaden Smith Getting His Ass Kicked in ‘The Karate Kid’ Trailer

Tuesday, December 22 by

The Karate Kid (2010) – Watch more Funny Videos Now, this is a trailer all about how I learned to karate kick and flip upside down. If you'd like to take a minute and hear about this thing, I'll tell you how I became the only black kid in Beijing. My moms moved to China and that really sucked. In the playground, getting my ass beat up. I talked to one Asian girl and then I'm like, "Damn! Did Jackie Chan just break off that kid's hand?" (via Yahoo)

‘Sherlock Holmes’ Actress Rachel McAdams

Tuesday, December 22 by

I have never met one male that doesn't know and love Rachel McAdams. Some people say she has a big forehead, and I say to them, "YOU'VE got a big forehead!" I'm childish like that. Catch Rachel in Sherlock Holmes on Christmas Day giving Robert Downey Jr. sass.  A word from Rachel: "If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do feel bad,' but then I'm on the floor rolling."We share the same affinity for gauging people's eyes out! Our first date will certainly be an interesting one… :) ;) :O Don't you touch Rachel's eyes in the pics after the jump!

Tom Cruise Holds Another Woman Hostage in ‘Knight & Day’ Trailer

Tuesday, December 22 by

Here we have a poster and trailer for Knight & Day. The film stars Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, and Cameron Diaz's donger. Seriously, poster design guy? You're supposed to airbrush OUT the lead actress's penis. It's that lack of attention to detail that got you fired from designing Lady Gaga album covers. Check out Tom Cruise's comedic and karate chops in the trailer after the jump…

Knight and Day

Tuesday, December 22 by

DIRECTOR: James MangoldCAST: Tom Cruise; Cameron Diaz; Maggie Grace; Peter Saarsgard; Paul Dano; Marc BlucasSYNOPSIS: An action-comedy centered on a fugitive couple on a glamorous and sometimes deadly adventure where nothing and no one – even themselves – are what they seem. Amid shifting alliances and unexpected betrayals, they race across the globe, with their survival ultimately hinging on the battle of truth vs. trust.

‘Kick-Ass’ Red Band Hit Girl Trailer

Tuesday, December 22 by

 The red band trailer for Kick-Ass certainly lives up to its name by showcasing Chloe Moretz's foul-mouthed Hit Girl as she kicks every ass in sight. More specifically, she shoots a dude through his cheek, cuts off a Malcom Jamal Warner lookalike's leg, and drops the "C" bomb on a room full of thugs. Now I'm all kinds of homesick. Seeing such a young girl growl the "C" word really makes me miss my nieces.  

‘The Crazies’ Forks Over Final Poster

Tuesday, December 22 by

This morning we have a final crazy and creepy poster for The Crazies. The image shows a man (probably a Crazy) dragging a bloody pitchfork down a long hallway. At least, I think it's blood. Looks pretty dark and inky. Oh hey! Did you guys get into my henna?!!!The Crazies opens on February 26th but you can watch the latest trailer here. Then make up your on plot around that and convince people you saw an early screening, you big liar.

‘Marmaduke’ Teaser Proves Owen Wilson Only Does Dog Movies Now

Monday, December 21 by

Here's a teaser trailer for the movie Marmaduke, based on the classic comic strip Great Dane that isn't nearly as cool as Scooby Doo. Owen Wilson, fresh off of Marley & Me, provides the voice of the beast, who's apparently an angst-ridden teenager. Are we talking a teenager in dog years or people years, because if it's dog years than that means he's probably going to die soon. If that's the case then yay. Imagine Owen Wilson reading you these links. Why Winter Sucks (HolyTaco) Tom Kelly Loses His Pants on the Field (TotalProSports) Help Us Find These HOT Girls (TheChive) Will Ferrell Photobombs Wedding Announcement (FilmDrunk) Madonna Humping Things (Maxim) 20 Funniest Snowman Photos of All Time (SuperTremendous) Looking Back at the TV Year that Was (Pajiba) Gallery of Ridiculous Andy Samberg Faces (Unreality) The First Asian Victoria's Secret Model (Asylum) An Honest Look at Christmas Through the Years (RegretfulMorning) Last Minute Stocking Stuffers for Men (MadeMan) Danica Patrick Photo Spread (AllLeftTurns) Cat Fight! (NothingToxic) Best Holiday Videos of the Season (Atom)


Monday, December 21 by

Director: Tom DeyCast: Owen Wilson, Jeremy Piven, Emma Stone, Ron Pearlman Synopsis: A suburban family moves to a new neighborhood with their large yet lovable Great Dane, who has a tendency to wreak havoc in his own oblivious way.

City Not Water-Logged in Second ‘Inception’ Poster

Monday, December 21 by

Last week we saw Leonardo DiCaprio knee-deep in the first poster for Christopher Nolan's Inception. And now we have a second poster which appears to be an aerial photo taken in Chicago's historic Inception District. What? You've never been??!!! There's this tiny hole in the wall that serves amazing tapas. Tell Brian I sent you.You can catch the second teaser in front of Sherlock Holmes and see the first teaser right here.

What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, December 21st, 2009

Monday, December 21 by

Tonight on TV, dwarves make chocolate, Tom Hanks abducts kids, and Spring Breakers use their vaginas to save their favorite bar.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

SNL ‘Twizzle Wizzle’ Digital Short is Awesomely Disturbing

Monday, December 21 by

I have to admit I don't watch Saturday Night Live much these days, but I do enjoy me a hilarious digital short every now and then. I feel like the Andy Samberg shorts are on a totally different level than the rest of the show. His heightened and irreverent humor always shines through, and he seems to get away with a ton of sh*t that never succeeds in the live skits. The Twizzle Wizzle short below is no exception. Imagine if The Wiggles did on television what I'm sure they do when they go back to their homes every night. Forced happiness wears on a person…