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The Master

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Director: P.T. AndersonCast: Philip Seymour Hoffman

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

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MTV sets Italian-Americans back to pre-Colombus with tonight's 2-hour premiere of Jersey Shore.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

‘Brothers’ Actress Jenny Wade

Thursday, December 3 by

Jenny Wade is best known for her role as Nina on the cancelled TV series Reaper. She's also appeared in all three Feast movies as Honey Pie. So basically, she likes to star in scary things. Except for Up In The Air.   A word from Jenny: "I'm kind of one of those actors who never does it the right way."You sound like an absolute dream to work with, Jenny. Hey, let's hire that f*ck up actress.Oh wait, the pics after the jump explain her employment.

Steve Carell & Paul Rudd Look Uncomfortable in First Set Photos from ‘Dinner For Schmucks’

Thursday, December 3 by

Steve Carell either has to pass a fairly large bowel movement, or his character in Dinner For Schmucks must wear a perpetual scowl. Here are the first set photos from the comedy, which on top of starring Carell and Rudd, also touts Zach Galifianakis, cinemas new bearded "it" actor.Dinner for Schmucks, a remake of director Francis Veber’s César award-winning 1998 comedy Le dîner de cons (Literally translated as “The Dinner of Dumbasses”), concerns a renowned publisher who encourages his friends to find the most pathetic guests possible for their weekly dinner party.Sounds like Thanksgiving at your house last week. OH SNAP! I'm sure this comedy centered around a riotous dinner party will bust more than a few guts (man, they just keep coming) when it opens July 23, 2010.Check out Paul Rudd, most likely also wobbling toward the crapper, below. (via Collider)

Dinner for Schmucks

Thursday, December 3 by

DIRECTOR: Jay RoachCAST: Steve Carell; Paul Rudd; Zach Galifianakis; Bruce Greenwood; Ron Livingston; Lucy PunchSYNOPSIS: An extraordinarily stupid man possesses the ability to ruin the life of anyone who spends more than a few minutes in his company.

Will Arnett & David Cross in ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’

Thursday, December 3 by

Those lucky bastards in the UK have it all. Fantastic cuisine, excellent dental care, reasonably-sized ears, Australian layabouts, and now David Cross's hilarious Channel 4 sitcom The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. We've posted a clip (featuring Cross, Will Arnett, and Spike Jonze) below that sets up the premise of the series. Arnett plays an arrogant boss who spits out the grandest cuss-strings since Rip Torn. He mistakes Cross's Todd Margaret as a man of action and immediately trusts him to be his ambassador. Check out the NSFW clip:   Did you like it? Did you like the noodles line?? Yeah, thought you would. Want to see more? Well, if you live in the UK you can watch the entire episode at this link. Lucky limey bastards…

THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF TODD MARGARET

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CAST: David Cross; Will Arnett; Russell ToveySYNOPSIS: Mistaken to be an alpha-male, lowly office drone Todd Margaret is employed to sell a sketchy energy drink in the UK by his psychotic boss.

Brothers

Thursday, December 3 by

DIRECTOR: Jim SheridanCAST: Tobey Maguire; Natalie Portman; Jake GyllenhaalSYNOPSIS: A young man "comforts" his older brother's wife and children after he goes missing in Afghanistan. But when her husband returns, she's got some 'splaining to do!!!!

You’re Fired! 10 Best Downsizing Movies

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If you’ve got to be fired, there’s no better person to break the news than George Clooney. That’s the plot of his new film, Up in the Air. He travels the country firing people for companies who can’t do the dirty work themselves, but he helps people get a new start and has fun on the road too. It made me think of the other movies about downsizing, and I came up with quite a list of diverse titles. Honorary mention goes to the TV series The Office, which has been chronicling the economic crisis in real time.In Good Company

Welcome to the Rileys

Thursday, December 3 by

DIRECTOR: Jake ScottCAST: Melissa Leo; James Gandolfini; Kristen StewartSYNOPSIS: A grieving couple find strange comfort when they take in a stripper.

Kristen Stewart Next to Naked in ‘Welcome to the Rileys’ Pics

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In Welcome to the Rileys, Kristen Stewart plays a young stripper who uses her stripper powers to help a couple grieving the loss of their daughter. But isn't a stripper really just a Band-Aid for your problems? Shame on you Melissa Leo and James Gandolfini. You can't just jump ahead to the Eighth Stage of Grief — Adopting Strippers. You need to take the bad with the pole-dancing and crab-walking.The Jake Scott film will premiere at Sundance in late January 2010. (First Showing)More pictures of Kristen Stewart in various modes of undress after the jump…

James Cameron Will Suck Your D*ck for Effects

Wednesday, December 2 by

The comedy troupe The Landline posted a new video on their YouTube page that doesn't shed the best light on Avatar director, Mr. James Cameron. Apparently, Cameron is really jonesing for some new effects to see his blue mutant cat people fully realized in gorgeous CG, and he's willing to go to extreme lengths to secure funding.  The Landline members include Tim Martin, Charlie Todd, Michael Dubin, Jonathan Fernandez, Jill Donnelly, Jared Neumark, Ben Rodgers and Mike Antonucci. You can check out their YouTube page, and a slew of other funny videos here.  James Cameron is Jonesing for Effects – Watch more Funny Videos

2009 Summed Up in Auto Tunes

Wednesday, December 2 by

2009 in Auto Tunes – Watch more Funny Videos  The above video provides a hip, T-Pain-esque summary of this year we just all lived through together. On Tuesday December 8th, VH1 is bringing us 2009: That Really Happened?! In true VH1 fashion, the show will provide a look back at the year that subjected us to Jon & Kate Plus 8, Susan Boyle, Lady GaGa, Chris Brown (the fighter, not the lover), and many, many more things we wish we could erase from our memories. All topics will be delivered by a unique panel of journalists, comedians, and pop culture aficionados that always deliver a good skewing. Here are today's links. Oh Look! A Tiger Woods Flash Game! (HolyTaco) 20 Pics of Chicks That Will Kick Your Ass (TotalProSports) Celebrities and Their Most Famous Roles (TheChive) Wanna Hear Mickey Rourke Rap? (FilmDrunk) Time Lapse of Monster Worms and Sea Stars (SuperTremendous) Another 100 Great Quotes from The Wire (Pajiba) Tiger Woods' Mistress Releases Texts and Voicemail (CelebJihad) 20 Examples of Anime Gettin' Naughty (Unreality) 10 November Headlines That Should be TV Movies (AOL) Increase Your Chances of Getting Laid (Asylum) Jillian Beyor is Your New WWE Diva (BustedCoverage) Cute Russian Singer Falls Off Stage (RegretfulMorning) Older Women Vs. Younger Women (MadeMan) Real Diary of a NASCAR Driver (AllLeftTurns) Drunk Redneck Takes KO Plunge Off Swingset (NothingToxic) Teens, Booze, and a Hote Tub (Atom)

2009: THAT REALLY HAPPENED?!

Wednesday, December 2 by

Network: VH1From Twitter to Twilight, Speidi to Susan Boyle. It's 2009: THAT REALLY HAPPENED!?!, VH1's look back at a wild 12 months — chock full of celebrities, pop culture trends, hook-ups, break-ups, scandals and of course, Lady Gaga.

‘Sherlock Holmes’ Shakes It Like a Polaroid Picture

Wednesday, December 2 by

When Sherlock Holmes premieres this Christmas, you'll be able to shake right along with your favorite sleuth. Ten theaters across the country will use seats outfitted with D-Box Motion Code, which are mechanical cues that sync with frames of the film causing the chair to shake and stutter. Normally, you'd have to go to a furniture store for those kinds of thrills. Seats in theaters not outfitted with the code will shake as well. This is to simulate the ass-kicking Madonna's divorce attornies are probably giving director Guy Ritchie this very moment. (Cinema Blend)

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