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‘A-Team’ Trailer Needs No Pity, Fool

Friday, January 8 by

A low-res trailer for Smokin' Joe Carnahan's The A-Team has leaked online. All in all, it looks pretty fun and over the top. The action has been drastically updated since the 1980's series. For instance, a tank fights a jet… thousands of feet above the ground. Take that Live Free or Die Hard! It actually reminds me somewhat of the Charlie's Angels movies except it won't make you want to choke out Cameron Diaz. Which is no small feat. Everyone in the cast looks good too, including Rampage Jackson. Check it out after the jump before it gets yanked.

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25 Awesome Fan-Made Vehicle Replicas

Friday, January 8 by

Some of these vehicles are exact replicas of the ones in popular movies and TV shows, while others are simply inspired by the material. Regardless, they are all awesome, and some day I will own an airplane hanger where I can store the lot of them. Can you name the movies and shows they all come from?

James Cameron Considering ‘Hiroshima’ Film

Friday, January 8 by

The King of the World wants to bomb Japan. James Cameron has optioned Charles Pellegrino's "The Last Train From Hiroshima: The Survivors Look Back." Pellegrino's book chronicles the two days following the nuclear attacks and weaves together eyewitness accounts from Japanese survivors and American pilots.Cameron met with Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the only survivor of the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki, in late December. Yamaguchi passed away earlier this week.Though Cameron has not set up a film pertaining to the subject matter, it seems that he is doing his research. If this project does come to fruition, expect it to be the big one. Sorry. (Variety)

Nicolas Cage is Everyone at His Birthday Party!

Thursday, January 7 by

Nic Cage turned 46 today and hosted the creepiest party ever!Make a wish and click on these links.25 Epic Faceplants (HolyTaco)LeBron James Hits Crazy Shot (TotalProSports)Hot Chicks with Stubbed Toes (TheChive)Amanda Bynes is Lookin' SEXy (Maxim)Avatar #2 of All Time in 20 Days (FilmDrunk)Barroom Brawling Made Easy (Manofest)10 Best Films of 2009 (Pajiba)Tiger Woods Had Gay Sex (CelebJihad)20 Awesome Examples of Photo Retouching (Unreality)Do Yoga to Make Your Penis Bigger (Asylum)6 Ways the Internet F's Up Your Life (RegretfulMorning)Buy Your First Motorcycle (MadeMan)The Next Decade of NASCAR (AllLeftTurns)

Leno Might Replace Conan

Thursday, January 7 by

"Take him." "Take him."TMZ is reporting that NBC has a plan to fix their Leno problem but unfortunately it doesn't solve our Leno problem. Due to very poor ratings, the network is reportedly moving Leno back to his 11:30pm timeslot. No word yet on the validity of this report or how it will effect The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Will Conan be pushed back an hour or ousted completely? This treatment is a bitch slap in the face to O'Brien considering his years with the network and the fact he uprooted to sunny California for the hosting gig. Don't they realize the sun can turn a ginger to ash? (TMZ)

No Natalie Portman Boobs For You!

Thursday, January 7 by

You can leave your bottle of Jergen's at home when you go to see The Black Swan, fellas. The hot, angry, lesbian, ballerina sex that we previously reported would take place between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis is going to be filmed with the aid of breast doubles. Portman tells UK Elle that she will never show her naughty bits on the big screen."I'm definitely not a prude about sex or nudity, I just don't want do something that will end up as a screen grab on a porn site so meanwhile I'm doing halfsies – I'm like, 'I'll show my butt but not my boobs',"I'm sure perverts the world over are saddened by this news but bear in mind that she is an actress, not an object. It's difficult for young women to always be taken seriously in Hollywood and I salute her convictions. I urge you perverts to as well. OH! GROSS GUYS!!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SALUTE!!! (UK Elle via The Playlist)

‘Daybreakers’ Actress Isabel Lucas

Thursday, January 7 by

Isabel Lucas was an Australian soap opera star who made her feature debut running away from robots with Shia LaBeouf in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She can now be seen in Daybreakers, which opens this Friday, where her character hopefully does a lot of sucking.A word from Isabel: "I keep asking myself 'why am I so special?' I don't understand why I'm so blessed to be in this position.”Have you looked in a mirror lately, Isabel? You're hot! And you're accent gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside. I'd call that pretty damn special.Check out some more special pics of Isabel after the jump.

First Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Pic Has Breakdancing and Lightsabers

Thursday, January 7 by

As you can see, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World takes place on the set of America Gladiators. Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Jason Schwartzman stand stoically as judges in the far background, while a dude breakdances in the middle ground. I'm just not sure if they're judging the dancing or Michael Cera's lightsaber skills. Maybe the guy taking a dump near the edge of frame knows. Edgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is about a Michael Cera type character played by Michael Cera who has to fight the seven evil ex-boyfriends of the girl of his dreams. That's a lot of effort to bag some tail. She better be really bendy. (via /Film)

Artie Lange Stabbed Himself NINE Times

Thursday, January 7 by

Howard Stern sidekick and actor Artie Lange was admitted to the hospital this past weekend for undisclosed reasons and now the cause has come to light. According to the NY Post, Lange attempted to take his own life by STABBING HIMSELF NINE TIMES. That's so metal! It's 9 times more metal than Juliet Capulet's suicide and 4.5 times more so than Elliott Smith's. The bloodied funnyman was discovered by his mother who called 911. Surgeons were able to save him despite a massive loss of blood. Stern commented on-air, "We all have our demons. Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."Factoring together his eating, drinking, drugging, and stabbing-himself-nine-times habits, the man is obviously invincible. Perhaps he's the protector this world needs. If only he would stop copying Chris Farley. (NY Post)

SJ’s Mid-Season TV Show Picks

Thursday, January 7 by

 It's that time of year when networks bust out a few new shows and returning favorites to fill the space that all the Fall season crap left behind. We've chosen our 10 mid-season favorites that through our in-depth analysis seem like the programs worth your precious time. Watch them live or set your DVR up for series record, but at least give them a chance. Then if they suck you can tell us to shove our horrible judgement up our asses. PARENTHOODWhat it's about:It's like the Ron Howard movie, but a TV show. Sorry, no Steve Martin, though. Follow the Braverman Family as they try to hold it together.When it's on:Mondays at 9:00PM E/P on NBC. Premieres March 1st. Why you should watch:

She’s Out of My League

Thursday, January 7 by

DIRECTOR: Jim Field SmithCAST: Jay Baruchel; Alice Eve; Mike Vogel; TJ Miller; Kristen RitterSYNOPSIS: A man's nerves act up as he dates a very attractive woman.

‘She’s Out Of My League’ Trailer is Missing Eugene Levy

Thursday, January 7 by

Have you brosefs seen the trailer for She's Out Of My League? It has babes, bros, and ejaculation jokes. All that's missing is Eugene Levy and his dead horse beating stick. Dude, rock on! Let's drink brews and listen to Asher Roth! UR my boy, Blue!! The movie looks like a cousin to Miss March, The Hottie & the Nottie, and Euro-Trip and there's a good reason for that. It was written by Hot Tub Time Machine and Sex Drive's Sean Anders and John Morris, who learned English by reading Maxim magazine. Jay Baruchel and TJ Miller are solid comedic actors so let's hope this movie has some bite that they're just not showing. Apart from Alice Eve, there's nothing worth looking at in this trailer. Watch for yourself but this almost looks as bad as Cop Out. Shes Out of My League Trailer – Watch more Funny Videos

Triumph Poops on a Dog Spa

Wednesday, January 6 by

Last night on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog visited a spa in Los Angeles that caters entirely to dogs. The experience was so revolting he urged Conan to move back to NYC. If Triumph wants to see something really revolting I suggest he visit any Hollywood club on a Saturday night. After five minutes of wading through a sea of douchebags he'll be on the next red eye out of LAX.Breathe in deeply and click these links:25 Funn College Gameday Signs (HolyTaco)Cuba Gooding Jr. Strips on Ice; Gets Cake in Face (TotalProSports)Sexy Motivational Posters (TheChive)Pics of Tiger's Mistress Jamiee Grubbs (Maxim)Deadpool Movie Gets Zombieland Writers (FilmDrunk)20 Greatest Last Supper Parodies of All Time (SuperTremendous)10 Best Netflix Gems of 2009 (Pajiba)Tila Tequila Inherits Lifetime Supply of KY Jelly (CelebJihad)So There WAS Supposed to be an Avatar Sex Scene (Unreality)Movies Teach Us How to Dispose of Bodies (Asylum)Tattoo'd Bombshell Michelle (RegretfulMorning)How to Fight off a Mugger (MadeMan)NASCAR and Avatar: In Perspective (AllLeftTurns)Brazilian Gangster Boards Bust to Shoot Passenger (NothingToxic)Paul F. Tompkins Prepares for Zombies (Atom)

THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN O’BRIEN

Wednesday, January 6 by

George Lucas Couldn’t Care Less What You Think About Prequels

Wednesday, January 6 by

They never were able to get the smell of bacon out of the car's interior.George Lucas and his nine-month pregnant neck appeared on last night's episode of The Daily Show to promote his new book Blockbusting. When asked about the fan backlash against the trilogy of Star Wars prequels, Lucas responded, "It's a work of fiction. It's a metaphor, it's not real. And therefore you can either like it or not like it. Whatever." Oooh. Are you gonna take that haters? Or are you going to grab your shovels and do what needs to be done?? Check out the full interview…

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