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Joaquin Phoenix’s Forehead Is At It Again

Friday, July 18 by

That is a super-talented forehead.

Here's the normal-looking, pizza-loving dude.

Watch A 15-Minute ‘Vice’ Documentary On A Man Who Eats Nothing But Cheese Pizza

Friday, July 18 by

Notice I said “man” and not, “picky seven-year old.”

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‘Daredevil’ Will Also Have The Hots For Deborah Ann Woll

Friday, July 18 by

He’s a man of great taste.

Looks pretty much the same to me, *hops up on pedestal* but I don't really see color. I just naturally look past it.

Marvel Exec Goes On ‘Colbert Report’ To Announce Captain America Will Soon Be Black

Friday, July 18 by

If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.

I bet these two could get some girls.

Watch Conan O’Brien And Dave Franco Hit The Town As They Get on Tindr

Friday, July 18 by

Did anyone make Dave Franco apologize for ‘Bad Neighbors’ before doing this?

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‘Annabelle’ Trailer: ‘The Conjuring’ Doll Probably Has An Awesome Agent

Friday, July 18 by

Someone earned their 15%.

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The Film Cult Presents: Elizabethtown

Friday, July 18 by

Warning! Spoilers Ahead! Five movies after the last of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he played eternally-fare, arrow-wielding Legolas, Orlando Bloom teamed up with Cameron Crowe to…

Things could be worse. We could have Michael Stipe flaunting social issues with t-shirts.

MTV Is Still Doing Those Damn VMAs, So I Guess Here Are The Nominees. Whatever.

Thursday, July 17 by

Unless Rihanna and Chris Brown do a rendition of “Proud Mary” together, this will probably be pretty underwhelming.

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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut

Thursday, July 17 by

Children! LANGUAGE!!

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Bonkers ‘Breaking Bad’ Sequel Series In The Works By Guy Who Snorted All The Cocaine

Thursday, July 17 by

Starring Val Kilmer and Slash. Hopefully.

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Screen Junkies Show: The Idiot’s Guide to SPOILER ETIQUETTE

Thursday, July 17 by

It’s high time that America had a Spoiler Bill of Rights — so we assembled a panel to talk spoilers and finally set the rules!

You don't see navy blazers with brass buttons against exposed brick very often. It's a good look.

Jon Stewart And Stephen Colbert Fight About Who’s The Biggest ‘Star Wars’ Fan For Charity

Thursday, July 17 by

“I take umbrage at that” “Give me back my umbrage!”

This is the type of superhero I would be. A big non-threatening blob.

The Trailer For ‘Big Hero Six’ Proves That Heroes Don’t Need To Be Human

Thursday, July 17 by

If you like inflatable robots, this is THE film for you.

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Get Ready For An ‘Avengers’-Style Ensemble Franchise Of Classic Universal Monsters

Thursday, July 17 by

I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.

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Are These ‘True Detective’ Season Two Plot Details Real?

Thursday, July 17 by

It’s a mystery.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

4 Reality Couples You Love To Hate

Kardashians go, Khloe's probably the most bearable out of the three girls. Lamar is one of the key components to the L.A.Lakers, which is sort of cool. But, this doesn't...

4 Movie Prisons That Would Be Worse Than Death

Notorious for its inhumane conditions, the prison on Alcatraz Island has been the setting of far too many prison films used to illustrate the lowly prisoner’s plight. A cold and...

3 Louie Episodes That Are Funny And Terribly Sad

5 Movie Cars That It’s Impossible To Not Get Laid In

3 Sinister Movie Computers That You Should Rightfully Fear

In the world of film sinister movie computers have served as the faceless antagonists of many a plot. These calculating ner-do-wells serve up villainy with clockwork precision.  Never feeling, never...

4 Horrifying Movie Diseases That Could Destroy The World

Movie diseases have shown to be excellent villains. These faceless killers can ravage a human and tap into a central fear of sickness in every audience member.  And instantly boost...

4 Entourage Guest Stars Who Played Themselves

Sasha Grey played a large role as the the lead character Vince’s porn star girlfriend. Playing well within type was easy for the existential former porn actress, and Grey showed...

Poop Jokes From A Pretty Girl: 6 Sarah Silverman Quotes

8 Of The Greatest Movie Moustaches Of All Time

The anti-immigrant killer known as "Bill The Butcher" gave Daniel Day-Lewis an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor, as well the distinction of greatest movie moustache ever (although the Academy...

4 Boardwalk Empire Quotes To Say To Racounteurs And Prostitutes

A talented cast brings the prohibition era to life so well that you can smell the booze and cigarette tainted breath on each of these 4 “Boardwalk Empire” quotes to...

5 Characters Who Were Marked For Death But Fought Back

From sheer survival to bloodthirsty revenge, the urge to keep living is strong in these 5 characters that were marked for death but fought back. Tackle your own mortality as...

5 Entourage Quotes About Living The High Life

"Entourage" is all about living the life as a Hollywood star, with your best friends along for the entire ride. With friends that both keep Vince in check as well...

6 Ways The Earth Was Destroyed In Movies

Although a plague of hummingbirds ending the world has clearly not been considered, there are still some interesting ways the Earth was destroyed in movies. Maybe you’re tired of the...

6 Examples Of The Worst Science In Movies

Most screenwriters and film directors aren't generally known for their scientific prowess. They sometimes try to be scientifically accurate, but more often than not they end up fudging the facts...

8 Blind Characters Who Dealt With Life In The Dark

Anyone who's ever been to a birthday party with a pinata knows what it's like to be temporarily blind. But imagine if there were no pinata, and that the blindfold...

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