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‘Brooklyn’s Finest’ Trailer

Friday, December 4 by

With so much crime in the city, how do I teach these keeeeeeedz?! It appears Antoine Fuqua liked his breakout film Training Day so much that he decided to remake it as an ensemble drama and change the title to Brooklyn's Finest. Ethan Hawke plays the same character he did in Training Day, except now he's got more kids to provide for, and Richard Gere is an older, whiter version of Denzel Washington's Alonzo. Along with Hawke and Gere, the film stars Wesley Snipes in corn rows, Don Cheadle donning several different hats, and Will Patton, who's always awesome. Their character's stories interweave in a plot that's not unlike Crash's, but with more corrupt cops or something. Even though it's doubtful, maybe this film will steal an Oscar too.

Brooklyn’s Finest

Friday, December 4 by

DIRECTOR: Antoine FuquaCAST: Richard Gere; Don Cheadle; Ethan Hawke; Wesley Snipes; Ellen Barkin; Will Patton; Vincent D'OnofrioSYNOPSIS: Three unconnected Brooklyn cops wind up at the same deadly location after enduring vastly different career paths.

Tracy Morgan is Above The Law in New ‘Cops’ Pic

Friday, December 4 by

Here's a newly released still from Kevin Smith's upcoming Untitled Cop Movie (formerly known as A Couple Of Dicks). It's not official yet but it looks like the film will be given the watered-down title A Couple Of Cops. Buzz on this movie is that it is hilarious and I don't doubt that. Barring The Whole Nine Yards, Willis has turned in some funny performances in his career. And to see him and Tracy Morgan square off against gangsters should be entertaining. I am frightened by the thought of Tracy Morgan wielding the power of a gun and badge though. Frightened for our women. "Excuse me, ma'am. You have the right to remain silent and I have the right to make you pregnant. My d*ck is going to frisk your uterus." (via First Showing)

Rammstein Vs. Cookie Monster

Thursday, December 3 by

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P.T. Anderson To Skewer Scientology?

Thursday, December 3 by

"NOM. NOM. NOM."Paul Thomas Anderson has announced that his next project will be entitled, The Master. He's cast his portly muse Philip Seymour Hoffman in the lead role as a charismatic man who creates his own cult religion. Many assume that this film will damn Scientology but Variety is quick to report:“The drama does not so much scrutinize self-started churches like Scientology or the Mormons, as much as it explores the need to believe in a higher power … and the point at which a belief system graduates into a religion.”Sounds interesting though I'm not too sure about the casting. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a great actor but I don't buy him as a guy who founded a church. A Church's Fried Chicken perhaps*, but not a church. (Variety)  *he's fat

The Master

Thursday, December 3 by

Director: P.T. AndersonCast: Philip Seymour Hoffman

What’s On TV Tonight: Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Thursday, December 3 by

MTV sets Italian-Americans back to pre-Colombus with tonight's 2-hour premiere of Jersey Shore.CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMPNOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

‘Brothers’ Actress Jenny Wade

Thursday, December 3 by

Jenny Wade is best known for her role as Nina on the cancelled TV series Reaper. She's also appeared in all three Feast movies as Honey Pie. So basically, she likes to star in scary things. Except for Up In The Air.   A word from Jenny: "I'm kind of one of those actors who never does it the right way."You sound like an absolute dream to work with, Jenny. Hey, let's hire that f*ck up actress.Oh wait, the pics after the jump explain her employment.

Steve Carell & Paul Rudd Look Uncomfortable in First Set Photos from ‘Dinner For Schmucks’

Thursday, December 3 by

Steve Carell either has to pass a fairly large bowel movement, or his character in Dinner For Schmucks must wear a perpetual scowl. Here are the first set photos from the comedy, which on top of starring Carell and Rudd, also touts Zach Galifianakis, cinemas new bearded "it" actor.Dinner for Schmucks, a remake of director Francis Veber’s César award-winning 1998 comedy Le dîner de cons (Literally translated as “The Dinner of Dumbasses”), concerns a renowned publisher who encourages his friends to find the most pathetic guests possible for their weekly dinner party.Sounds like Thanksgiving at your house last week. OH SNAP! I'm sure this comedy centered around a riotous dinner party will bust more than a few guts (man, they just keep coming) when it opens July 23, 2010.Check out Paul Rudd, most likely also wobbling toward the crapper, below. (via Collider)

Dinner for Schmucks

Thursday, December 3 by

DIRECTOR: Jay RoachCAST: Steve Carell; Paul Rudd; Zach Galifianakis; Bruce Greenwood; Ron Livingston; Lucy PunchSYNOPSIS: An extraordinarily stupid man possesses the ability to ruin the life of anyone who spends more than a few minutes in his company.

Will Arnett & David Cross in ‘The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret’

Thursday, December 3 by

Those lucky bastards in the UK have it all. Fantastic cuisine, excellent dental care, reasonably-sized ears, Australian layabouts, and now David Cross's hilarious Channel 4 sitcom The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. We've posted a clip (featuring Cross, Will Arnett, and Spike Jonze) below that sets up the premise of the series. Arnett plays an arrogant boss who spits out the grandest cuss-strings since Rip Torn. He mistakes Cross's Todd Margaret as a man of action and immediately trusts him to be his ambassador. Check out the NSFW clip:   Did you like it? Did you like the noodles line?? Yeah, thought you would. Want to see more? Well, if you live in the UK you can watch the entire episode at this link. Lucky limey bastards…

THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF TODD MARGARET

Thursday, December 3 by

CAST: David Cross; Will Arnett; Russell ToveySYNOPSIS: Mistaken to be an alpha-male, lowly office drone Todd Margaret is employed to sell a sketchy energy drink in the UK by his psychotic boss.

Brothers

Thursday, December 3 by

DIRECTOR: Jim SheridanCAST: Tobey Maguire; Natalie Portman; Jake GyllenhaalSYNOPSIS: A young man "comforts" his older brother's wife and children after he goes missing in Afghanistan. But when her husband returns, she's got some 'splaining to do!!!!

You’re Fired! 10 Best Downsizing Movies

Thursday, December 3 by

If you’ve got to be fired, there’s no better person to break the news than George Clooney. That’s the plot of his new film, Up in the Air. He travels the country firing people for companies who can’t do the dirty work themselves, but he helps people get a new start and has fun on the road too. It made me think of the other movies about downsizing, and I came up with quite a list of diverse titles. Honorary mention goes to the TV series The Office, which has been chronicling the economic crisis in real time.In Good Company

Welcome to the Rileys

Thursday, December 3 by

DIRECTOR: Jake ScottCAST: Melissa Leo; James Gandolfini; Kristen StewartSYNOPSIS: A grieving couple find strange comfort when they take in a stripper.

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