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Neil Marshall’s ‘Centurion’ Trailer Has Girl Power!

Friday, February 12 by

The 117 AD prequel to SNL's "The Ladies Man" Neil Marshall's epic Centurion clobbered us with a trailer today and it looks badass. The movie, starring Michael Fassbender, McNulty, and Bond babe Olga Kurylenko, tells the story of 7 Roman soldiers trapped behind enemy lines after their army is massacred. In the film, the Descent director follows the soldiers as they fight for survival while being stalked and killed by a gang of sexy French chicks. It's like a PBS version of The Warriors. Except in this case the Lizzies are far more likely to decapitate their enemies with hatchets. (IGN) Witness the massacre after the jump. The film opens April 23rd in the UK with no set US release date at this time.

Centurion

Friday, February 12 by

DIRECTOR: Neil MarshallCAST: Michael Fassbender; Dominic West; Olga KurylenkoSYNOPSIS: A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is decimated in a devastating guerrilla attack.

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25 Sexy Stormtroopers

Friday, February 12 by

Aren't you a little hot for a stormtrooper? 

‘Late Shift’ Author Inspired to Write Again

Friday, February 12 by

Bill Carter is ready to write again. The New York Times TV industry writer is hard at work on a sequel of sorts to The Late Shift, the behind-the-scenes look at the dirty pool involved to succeed Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show. Of course, the recent late night shake-up will be the subject of his new book."I'm reaching out to everyone I possibly can to get every side of the story. I don't just pick one and stick with that guy."Carter is still writing but is said to be rushing to get the book on Kindles as soon as possible. I really couldn't care about the book. I'm more excited for the inevitable HBO adaptation that will be aired repeatedly for 15 years.  Maybe Jimmy Kimmel could play Leno if Arzt from Lost isn't available to do it again. (Gawker)

Robocops Celebrate Valentine’s Day Too

Thursday, February 11 by

It's going to be really awkward when Robocop and his date transition to the intimate part of the evening. (i09)Dead or alive, you're getting these links.Sean Penn and Penelope Cruz to Hand Out Oscars (Moviefone)Gallery: What Your Toys Are Doing Now (HolyTaco)Hot Chick Bounces Around in Celebration of Whatever (TotalProSports)Christian Bale Killed a Guy or Something (FilmDrunk)This Day in Fighting History: Tyson vs. Douglas (CagePotato)5 Examples of When Celebs Age (Unreality)A Lamp for Jason Voorhees (Asylum)Spicy Pics of Big Bang Theory's Kelly Cuoco (Maxim)Alec Baldwin Rushed to Hospital (CelebJihad)Passive-Aggressive Break-Ups (Pajiba)A Video Jam Packed Full of Skits (Atom)How You Can Tell If She's Good in Bed (MadeMan)Daytona 500 Early Odds (AllLeftTurns)8 Hilariously Awful PSAs (RegretfulMorning)

‘Get Him To The Greek’ Trailer Rocks Hard

Thursday, February 11 by

The first trailer for Get Him To The Greek just hit the Interwebz, and I'll be damned if Nicholas Stoller hasn't done it again. The director and writer of the highly enjoyable Forgetting Sarah Marshall brings back eccentric, hyper-sexual rocker Aldous Snow for a whimsical romp across the pond from Foggy London Town to sunny Los Angeles. Jonah Hill plays record label intern Aaron Green who gets the assignment from big boss P. Diddy to escort Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) to the Greek Theater in L.A. for the first-stop of his comeback tour. Wackiness ensues, with a plethora of sex, drugs, rock & roll, and crusty vomit on The Today Show with Meredith Vieira. Stoller delivered a perfect mix of laughs and heart in Sarah Marshall, and I have no doubt he'll add the same touch to this one. And vomit, of course.  Check out the trailer after the jump. Get Him To The Greek blows the roof off theaters June 4, 2010. 

Get Him to the Greek

Thursday, February 11 by

Director: Nicholas StollerCast: Russell Brand, Jonah Hill, Rose Byrne, P. DiddySynopsis: A record company intern (Hill) is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow (Brand) to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater.Release Date: June 4, 2010

‘Best Little Whorehouse in Texas’ Spreads Legs for a New Generation

Thursday, February 11 by

Bring on the whores!Universal has hired the screenwriting duo of Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith to write a remake of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The original starred Burt Reynolds and cleavage-afficionado Dolly Parton in the film adapted from Broadway. The update will have musical numbers though it is not known at this time if they will be new, or musty and old like Burt's nutsack.No word yet on casting, but it seems rude to open a whorehouse in Hollywood and not invite Tom Sizemore. (Variety)

Megan Fox Touches Herself in Armani Underwear

Thursday, February 11 by

Now THAT'S a headline! Armani has just released a commercial of Megan Fox wearing their underwear while standing in one place, kinda attempting to pull off what she thinks people do when they're trying to act sexy. The result is underwhelming. It would have given me more tingles if she'd just remained completely still while the camera sweeped across her naughty bits a few times. Someone close that girl's mouth. She's going to catch flies. Or worse!

‘Killers’ Trailer Looks Okay Considering Ashton Kutcher & Katherine Heigl Star

Thursday, February 11 by

The trailer for Killers follows the beats of any other Katherine Heigl movie trailer. We're introduced to her. We learn quickly that she's successful in every aspect of her life except love. Cue the man of her dreams, in this instance, Ashton Kutcher and his abs. Kutcher stalks Heigl around Nice, France while unnecessarily shirtless like NY's Naked Cowboy or He-Man or Los Angeles's David Hasselhoff. The two hook up and it seems like the perfect relationship. Until it turns into Knight & Day or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It looks like a fun, light film (centered around murder) despite the positioning of the leads on the National Choad Index. I should dislike this but I don't. It must be the presence of Selleck. Damn that mustache. Maybe enjoy the trailer after the jump….

Killers

Thursday, February 11 by

DIRECTOR: Robert LuketicCAST: Katherine Heigl; Ashton Kutcher; Tom Selleck; Catherine O'Hara; Rob RiggleSYNOPSIS: A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple.

‘Percy Jackson’ Actress Chelan Simmons

Thursday, February 11 by

Chelan Simmons is an actress who doesn't mind taking her clothes off in her movies, and we here at SJ fully support that. If you can stand it, check out Good Luck Chuck and Final Destination 3 for two perky examples. Or is that four perky examples?A word from Chelan: "A smile is way more beautiful than a frown."Not in some social sex circles. But I get what you mean. Check out more pics of Chelan's pearly whites after the jump.

New ‘Toy Story 3′ Trailer Of Course Looks Awesome

Thursday, February 11 by

The toys happily welcome Pervert the Octopus to the group. Nothing makes me giddy like a Pixar trailer. Those (evil?) geniuses always knock it out of the park, and Toy Story 3 looks like no exception. All of our favorite toys are back, and they're mixing it up with a new batch of playthings when they're donated to a day care center. You'd think the rest of the movie would follow Woody and Buzz as tiny tots jam them into various orifices, but instead it appears they're loving their new home. In The Closet Ken, voiced by Michael Keaton, convinces himself he has feelings for Barbie inspite of the new cowboy arrival, and Pervert the Octopus offers up massages (with happy endings, no doubt).  Everything's right as rain until the toys find out their abandoner, Andy, is looking for them. They decide to break out and go in search for the owner who cast them aside like yesterday's garbage when he decided to go better himself at college. What a selfish prick. You don't deserve these special toys, Andy! They're too good for you! You hear me, Dad?! Oops… That's an issue I need to take elsewhere. Check out the trailer after the jump. Toy Story 3 hits theaters June 18th.

Tyrese Will Do His Thing in ‘Transformers 3′

Thursday, February 11 by

Tyrese Gibson calmed all of our fears by getting the word out there that he will in fact return for Transformers 3. Though he's coy about when filming will begin. He tweeted sexilly:TRANSFORMERS 3: Is Full Throttle Full Steam Ahead….. Michael Bay gave me the start date.. And I can't share…Thank GOODNESS. I was really concerned this film wouldn't appeal to my inner-black receptionist. (Tyrese4Real)

New Line Brings Writers Along for ‘Vacation’

Thursday, February 11 by

Pack the kids and the dog urine-soaked sandwiches into the family truckster. It looks like New Line and David Dobkin (Wedding Crashers) are moving forward with their reboot of National Lampoon's Vacation. However, this time they're wisely dropping the National Lampoon's moniker. The goof-tards who made Van Wilder: Freshman Year spilled bong water on it and now it's ruined.News today is that screenwriting duo Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley (Sam from Freaks and Geeks) have been hired to write the disastrous family outing. As previously reported, the new film will focus on Rusty Griswold as the hapless dad of his own family. Chevy Chase is expected to tag along as Grandpa Clark. No word yet whether Beverly D'Angelo or Randy Quaid will return or not. Though if Quaid is not welcomed back, Dobkin can expect a threatening, unpunctuated letter from his nutbar wife. (Variety)

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