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An Exhaustive Bullet-Pointed List Of Things That Happened At Last Night’s Golden Globes

Monday, January 13 by

“The best night in the history of the human race,” as the Hollywood Foreign Press likes to call it.

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There’s Good And Bad On Every Side In ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season Four Trailer

Monday, January 13 by

April 6th!

Note: He's not retiring from "life in general."

Shia LaBeouf ‘Retires’ From Public Life

Saturday, January 11 by

I’m going to ask that 99% of celebrities do this.

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Kellan Lutz Has Been Working Out

Friday, January 10 by

Get a room, you two.

One of our many delightful awards.

The Screen Junkies Show: The Screenies

Thursday, January 9 by

It’s like an Oscar, but Screenier.

The news comes from the president of the FX network. (Pictured)

‘Justified’ To Wrap Up After Season Six

Thursday, January 9 by

Season 5 just premiered this week.

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See What It Takes To Bring The Legos ‘Simpsons’ To Life

Thursday, January 9 by

That Lisa Simpson and her piano are simply inseparable.

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Zoe Saldana Cast As Devil’s Baby Momma In ‘Rosemary’s Baby’

Thursday, January 9 by

She’s worked with Britney Spears. Devil spawn should present no problem.

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Gerard Butler To Channel Inner-Swayze For ‘Point Break’ Remake

Thursday, January 9 by

Like it or not.

BUT CAN THEY WRITE SOMETHING AS GOOD AS "GOAT-BOY"?

‘SNL’ Picks Up Two Black Female Writers As Well, Wants You To Shut Up About Lack Of Black Females Now

Wednesday, January 8 by

If you’re a black female, congratulations, you’ve probably been hired by SNL recently.

I'd tell him to wax that unibrow, but he's been dead for almost 20 years.

2Pac Auditioned To Be Mace Windu In ‘Star Wars: The Phantom Menace’?

Wednesday, January 8 by

The question mark means it might not be true, but it’s still cool enough to report.

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Aubrey Plaza Plays Sax And Rides A Paddleboat In This Music Video

Wednesday, January 8 by

In case you wanted to see that.

LET ME IN

Matt Reeves To Continue Directing ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Films/Looking Like A Chubby Gary Oldman

Wednesday, January 8 by

A big show of faith from the studio.

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There’s More ‘Paul Blart’ Story To Tell

Wednesday, January 8 by

You had a nice run, ‘The Godfather II’.

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Craig Robinson Gets His Own NBC Show

Tuesday, January 7 by

Spoiler alert: He will be terse.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

4 Great Character Actors Who Don’t Get Enough Respect

They may not always play the leading role, but these 4 great character actors, who don't get enough respect, have earned a moment in the spotlight. They may not have...

4 Night At The Museum Quotes That Can Come To Life

"Bully!" One of the "hooks" of "Night at the Museum" is the dash of education mixed in with the wacky entertainment. Here's a quote from Robin Williams' Teddy Roosevelt that...

6 Movie Doctors Who Will Do Harm

5 Reasons You Should Be Excited About A Hunger Games Movie

At first glance, another teen franchise may be the last thing on your must-see list, but there are 5 reasons you should be excited about a "Hunger Games" Movie. Unlike...

3 Flight Of The Conchords Episodes Musicians And Comedians Will Both Love

The HBO sitcom “Flight of the Conchords,” which follows the two members of the titular folk duo, Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, as they try to adjust to life in...

4 Movies Like Dear John Your Girlfirend Will Make You Endure

Movies like “Dear John” have been demasculating men since the beginning of movie dates. Men have become so used to accepting these films as a necessary part of maintaining a...

6 Movie Clowns That Will Never Let You Sleep Safe Again

You Will Barely Survive These 5 Wilderness Movies

Traumatizing grown adults since 1972, these wilderness movies prove that quiet American landscapes and lush foreign jungles are anything but peaceful. From the moment poor Bobby Trippe was told to...

4 Comedy Central Shows That Aren’t Funny

When considering a network that honestly thought it was a good idea to give David Spade his own show (anyone actually remember “The Showbiz Show with David Spade?”) it isn’t...

4 Steve Martin Quotes That Might Make You Die From Laughing

3 Donnie Darko Quotes That Are Just As Confusing as The Movie

4 Kill Bill Quotes That Are as Terrifying as They Are Badass

4 Movie Masturbation Scenes That Are Incredibly Uncomfortable

Hollywood has an endless supply of movie masturbation scenes. In fact, if you were to watch every single one of them backwards, you would be shaking hands with Moses by...

4 Film Femme Fatales Who Are Beautiful But Deadly

When you think "Femme Fatale", deadly comes to mind, butt kicker comes to mind, assassin definitely comes to mind. You may not think of a Femme Fatale as being beautiful...

7 Movie Villains You’d Really Like To Be Friends With

Magneto from " Tony Montana from "Scarface" (1983). You shouldn't even have to ask why this villain is worth having as a friend. He lives in Miami. He's got more...

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