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I Love You Man Trailer
Wednesday, December 17 by
I've heard good things about this flick from a friend who worked on it. It's tested really high in screenings. And it does raise an important issue. At a certain point in life, the time for dudes to make friends with new dudes is basically over. Let's call that point Age 26. By then you either have a group of bro's that you're pretty set on, or you're so involved with a girl that your balls will slowly slide back up into your abdomen where they started from when you were born.
I Love You Man Trailer
Wednesday, December 17 by
I've heard good things about this flick from a friend who worked on it. It's tested really high in screenings. And it does raise an important issue. At a certain point in life, the time for dudes to make friends with new dudes is basically over. Let's call that point Age 26. By then you either have a group of bro's that you're pretty set on, or you're so involved with a girl that your balls will slowly slide back up into your abdomen where they started from when you were born.
BREAKING NEWS: Clint Eastwood Is Old
Wednesday, December 17 by
"You can't stop everything from happening," Eastwood says. "But we've gotten to a point where we're certainly trying. If a car doesn't have 400 air bags in it, then it's no good." These, among other things, were recently growled by the famous tough guy. Here are some more reasons why Eastwood believes that America is filled with total pussies. In an interview appearing in the January edition of Esquire, Clint recalls his days as a shy, depression era child, fighting bullies for scraps of food and relying on his own grit to get by. He wants to know what this modern fascination is with talking things over when we could all just punch each other until the problem is solved. He says the root of the problem is that people spend too much time worrying about the meaning of life, sitting around pondering things that just don't matter. He also notes that he doesn’t understand body piercing, that he wants his tapioca pudding, and that rock music is TOO loud. Huumph.
Bush Enters The Matrix
Tuesday, December 16 by
Listen, I don't care what your stance is on either his domestic or international agenda. It's a time for the world to come together, and this is the first thing we can all agree on: George Bush is a president that can dodge the HELL out of a flying shoe. A different type of video evidence after the jump.
Bush Enters The Matrix
Tuesday, December 16 by
What Really Happenend – Watch more free videos More CRAZY GEORGE BUSH MOMENTS, from The Junkies.
Jessica Alba To Guest Star On ‘The Office’
Tuesday, December 16 by
NBC announced today that Jessica Alba will be guest starring along side Jack Black in the special post Super Bowl episode of The Office titled Stress Relief. The two of them are reportedly going to be acting in a bootlegged Hollywood movie that the employees of Dunder Mifflin attempt to watch during the work day. This reminds me of the time I worked at Cinnabon at the food court and the assistant manager and I tried to watch Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black in a bootleg copy of Shallow Hal. The thought of desert for breakfast still makes me puke a little.
Tuesday Movie Night
Tuesday, December 16 by
All the channels are repeating old episodes, or switching into movie mode for the holidays. Here are some excellent movies on the toob tonight. Mission Impossible III 730/630c TNT Accepted 9/8c Comedy Central
Hot Goemon Teaser Vid
Tuesday, December 16 by
Director Kaz Kiriya offers his take on the Japanese legend of Goemon, a Robin Hood-like figure who robbed to the rich and gave to the poor before… well, why spoil the movie? Here's a teaser Vid:Check out the Break Trailer Page for More Hot Vids. Director: Kaz Kiriya Cast: Yosuke Eguchi, Takao Osawa, Ryoko Hirosue, Jun Kaname, Gori Genre: Action
The Quest To Destroy The Formula Continues
Tuesday, December 16 by
Sylar traps Claire, Noah, Meredith and Angela inside Primatech and Level 5 apparently to just play Jigsaw with them, some more sibling rivalry ensues as Peter and Nathan clash on their views of how the powers should be handled, and Ando’s new power helps Daphne, Hiro, and Matt continue their quest to find and destroy the formula. Here's our recap of last night's Heroes.
What Doesn’t Kill You Trailer
Tuesday, December 16 by
Two childhood friends from South Boston turn to crime as a way to get by, ultimately causing a strain in their personal lives and their friendship. While that official synopsis does not sound mind blowing, I'm a big fan of Mark Ruffalo. I would also like to challenge Amanda Peet to a staring contest. I would lose, but that does not change the fact that she is very, very pretty.
Randy Couture Joins Cast of Stallone’s “The Expendables”
Tuesday, December 16 by
From CAGE POTATO. We reported last week on Dolph joining an all star ass kicking team in Stallone's The Expendables. Now Randy Couture has joined the party. This addition to the cast has officially put them in the running for an Oscar in the categories of broken arms, one punch knock outs, roundhouses, and maybe even spinning pile drivers. Click on the image above for the full story from our MMA expert friends at Cagepotato.com.
Aliens, Suicide, and a Robot Daddy
Tuesday, December 16 by
I have to admit I had high expectations coming into the mid-season finale. Every week there's a bomb explosion, gun fire and robot to robot combat, so what could they possibly do this week to make it stand out and leave me in anticipation for the hiatus to be over.
A Double Personality Cure?
Tuesday, December 16 by
Edward sees hope as he realizes he may have found a way to make Henry quit popping up at inconvenient times during missions, Raymond’s life gets Tom in trouble with his wife (again), and a terrorist has stolen a nuclear warhead and is intending to use it in a school. Peep our recap of My Own Worst Enemy.
Carla Gugino To Play A Porn Star
Tuesday, December 16 by
It seems like more women in Hollywood are getting into roles as either porn stars or strippers. I guess times are tough. Last week it was Jessica Biel playing an artsy stripper. This week its Carla Gugino prepping to act our her the best fake DVDA scene that the Groundlings Acting Academy could ever prep you for. According to Empire, "The film's a sequel to Women in Trouble, an ensemble comedy about a day in the lives of 10 LA women." HA! See! That proves my long held suspicion: One out of ten women in Los Angeles are in fact porn stars. Carla Gugino to play a porn star (Empire)
Link Dump
Monday, December 15 by
Jack Black to guest star on The Office (Comingsoon)Clint Eastwood in The Growler (Funnyordie)Brain-Numb-A-Thon (CHUD)Brad Pitt, Wes An
