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Here’s Jean-Claude Van Damme’s ‘Kickboxer’ With Just The Kicks

Wednesday, May 9 by

HIIIIIYA!

Don't let the smiles fool you. These women are knee-deep in ambivalence.

NBC To Renew ‘Community’, ‘Parks’, and ’30 Rock’ But For Shorter Seasons

Wednesday, May 9 by

NBC wants you to know that they’ll give you your favorite shows back, but you’ll get less of them.

Apologies to Miss Jackson, but this isn't exciting news.

Andre 3000 Still Won’t Make An Outkast Album, But Will Play Jimi Hendrix In Biopic

Wednesday, May 9 by

It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.

She's got this.

7 Reasons ‘Underworld’ Is Better Than ‘Twilight’

Wednesday, May 9 by

Advantage: ‘Underworld’

Making...love.

‘The Vow’ Is Out On DVD

Wednesday, May 9 by

Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.

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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby

Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

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‘Argo’ Trailer: Director Ben Affleck Is 3 For 3

Tuesday, May 8 by

With another quality film under his belt, Ben Affleck has put ‘Gigli’ in his rearview.

Yet another deposit made at First National Spank Bank.

Film Moms That Are Worse Than That New Jersey Tanning Mom

Tuesday, May 8 by

Son of a bitch.

OLD DOGS

Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up

Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

Things could get hairy.

‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host

Monday, May 7 by

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

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Adam Yauch’s Most Cutting Edge Projects

Monday, May 7 by

We explore the legacy of the world’s coolest man.

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Speakeasy: Paul F. Tompkins Interviews ‘Modern Family’ Star Ty Burrell

Monday, May 7 by

Week 1 of Speakeasy…

Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.

‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome

Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

They're fast, yes. But are they 'Hidalgo' fast?

We Handicap Our Own Kentucky Derby With Movie Race Horses

Saturday, May 5 by

A list for Derby day!

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‘Between Two Ferns: A Fairy Tale Of New York’ Puts Images You Don’t Want In Your Head

Friday, May 4 by

Zach Galifinakis asks the tough questions.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Poop Jokes From A Pretty Girl: 6 Sarah Silverman Quotes

8 Of The Greatest Movie Moustaches Of All Time

The anti-immigrant killer known as "Bill The Butcher" gave Daniel Day-Lewis an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor, as well the distinction of greatest movie moustache ever (although the Academy...

4 Boardwalk Empire Quotes To Say To Racounteurs And Prostitutes

A talented cast brings the prohibition era to life so well that you can smell the booze and cigarette tainted breath on each of these 4 “Boardwalk Empire” quotes to...

5 Characters Who Were Marked For Death But Fought Back

From sheer survival to bloodthirsty revenge, the urge to keep living is strong in these 5 characters that were marked for death but fought back. Tackle your own mortality as...

5 Entourage Quotes About Living The High Life

"Entourage" is all about living the life as a Hollywood star, with your best friends along for the entire ride. With friends that both keep Vince in check as well...

6 Ways The Earth Was Destroyed In Movies

Although a plague of hummingbirds ending the world has clearly not been considered, there are still some interesting ways the Earth was destroyed in movies. Maybe you’re tired of the...

6 Examples Of The Worst Science In Movies

Most screenwriters and film directors aren't generally known for their scientific prowess. They sometimes try to be scientifically accurate, but more often than not they end up fudging the facts...

8 Blind Characters Who Dealt With Life In The Dark

Anyone who's ever been to a birthday party with a pinata knows what it's like to be temporarily blind. But imagine if there were no pinata, and that the blindfold...

7 Badass Game Of Thrones Quotes To Live And Die By

Politics, warfare and magic last but for seconds without dialogue to drive them, like these 7 badass “Game of Thrones” quotes to live and die by. The Houses within this...

4 Movies About Law School That Don’t Require A Bachelors Degree To Watch

Learn About The Drug Trade From These 4 Episodes Of The Wire

6 Curb Your Entusiasm Quotes That Were Made Up On The Spot

Larry David's HBO sitcom "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is famous for its use of improvisational rather than scripted dialogue. David writes out a story for each episode, tells his actors what...

7 Of The Most Insane Characters In The History Of Film

Creating an evil character for a movie is pretty easy. All you need is a facial scar, some innocent people for the bad guy to kill, and you're more than...

7 Of The Most Dangerous Stunts In Movie History

Raise a glass to the movie stuntmen, who risk their necks (and other parts of their bodies) on a regular basis for the amusement of movie fans. They fall, they...

6 Movie Prisoners Who Were Wrongly Convicted

Movie justice is often singled out as being simpler than real life. Bad guys go to jail, good guys get the girl, really, really bad guys fall from great heights....

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