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Vin Diesel to Blind Us with Another ‘Riddick’ Movie

Friday, February 12 by

Upskirt!!The Vin Diesel sequel train continues to chugga, chugga. In recent months he's announced xXx: The Return of Xander Cage and Fast Five, both follow-ups to films that somehow made him a star. Now he's adding another Riddick film to the pile. Riddick is the character he played in Pitch Black and its completely unconnected spin-off, The Chronicles of Riddick.Nobody is talking plot yet, but director David Twohy states that the tone of the new movie falls closer to Pitch Black than it does Chronicles. Though I wish it fell more in the laugh-track sitcom realm as the simple title Riddick would imply. All they would have to do is add an exclamation point and have him move in with his nerdlinger brother (played by Jason Biggs) and they'd be good to go. (Variety)

Gimme Back My Son! ‘Ransom’ Techno Remix

Friday, February 12 by

Gimme Back Ma Son – Watch more Funny VideosAngry dad Mel Gibson wants his son back so bad. I can feel it in my face.(Genius remix by Swede Mason)

Kate Mara (and Amber Tamblyn) Add Sexiness to ’127 Hours’

Friday, February 12 by

Uber spicy redhead Kata Mara, and that girl who dies in the beginning of The Ring (Amber Tamblyn), are in talks to co-star alongside James Franco in 127 Hours, Danny Boyle's follow-up to Slumdog Millionaire. The film tells the story of Aron Ralston, a cautionary tale for anyone who plans to go out in the unforgiving wilderness alone and refuses to entertain the possibility they might have to cut their arm off after a boulder claims it for five hours straight. Mara and Tamblyn would play two hikers Aron meets before the antagonist (a large rock) has his way with the adventurer. If only Aron's quest involved finding his way home to Mara. Hell, I'd give my right arm to run the fingers of my left hand through her flowing locks. I think she'd find my insensitivity extremely attractive. (/Film)

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127 Hours

Friday, February 12 by

DIRECTOR: Danny Boyle CAST: James Franco; Amber Tamblyn; Kate Mara SYNOPSIS: A mountain climber becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and cuts off his f&*^ing…

’90210′ Actress AnnaLynne McCord

Friday, February 12 by

AnnaLynne McCord does "bitch" well. Particularly manipulative, devious bitch. She's currently extracting her claws as Naomi Clark on The CW's 90210, but I enjoyed when she tried to screw pretty much everyone on Nip/Tuck. It's those blue eyes of hers. You just can't say no. Not that you'd ever want to.A word from AnnaLynne: "Does it turn you on when I show you my ass and turn my head 180 degrees?"Hell, you don't even have to turn your head if you don't want to.More pics of AnnaLynne and her moneymaker after the jump.

Neil Marshall’s ‘Centurion’ Trailer Has Girl Power!

Friday, February 12 by

The 117 AD prequel to SNL's "The Ladies Man" Neil Marshall's epic Centurion clobbered us with a trailer today and it looks badass. The movie, starring Michael Fassbender, McNulty, and Bond babe Olga Kurylenko, tells the story of 7 Roman soldiers trapped behind enemy lines after their army is massacred. In the film, the Descent director follows the soldiers as they fight for survival while being stalked and killed by a gang of sexy French chicks. It's like a PBS version of The Warriors. Except in this case the Lizzies are far more likely to decapitate their enemies with hatchets. (IGN) Witness the massacre after the jump. The film opens April 23rd in the UK with no set US release date at this time.

Centurion

Friday, February 12 by

DIRECTOR: Neil MarshallCAST: Michael Fassbender; Dominic West; Olga KurylenkoSYNOPSIS: A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is decimated in a devastating guerrilla attack.

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25 Sexy Stormtroopers

Friday, February 12 by

Aren't you a little hot for a stormtrooper? 

‘Late Shift’ Author Inspired to Write Again

Friday, February 12 by

Bill Carter is ready to write again. The New York Times TV industry writer is hard at work on a sequel of sorts to The Late Shift, the behind-the-scenes look at the dirty pool involved to succeed Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show. Of course, the recent late night shake-up will be the subject of his new book."I'm reaching out to everyone I possibly can to get every side of the story. I don't just pick one and stick with that guy."Carter is still writing but is said to be rushing to get the book on Kindles as soon as possible. I really couldn't care about the book. I'm more excited for the inevitable HBO adaptation that will be aired repeatedly for 15 years.  Maybe Jimmy Kimmel could play Leno if Arzt from Lost isn't available to do it again. (Gawker)

Robocops Celebrate Valentine’s Day Too

Thursday, February 11 by

It's going to be really awkward when Robocop and his date transition to the intimate part of the evening. (i09)Dead or alive, you're getting these links.Sean Penn and Penelope Cruz to Hand Out Oscars (Moviefone)Gallery: What Your Toys Are Doing Now (HolyTaco)Hot Chick Bounces Around in Celebration of Whatever (TotalProSports)Christian Bale Killed a Guy or Something (FilmDrunk)This Day in Fighting History: Tyson vs. Douglas (CagePotato)5 Examples of When Celebs Age (Unreality)A Lamp for Jason Voorhees (Asylum)Spicy Pics of Big Bang Theory's Kelly Cuoco (Maxim)Alec Baldwin Rushed to Hospital (CelebJihad)Passive-Aggressive Break-Ups (Pajiba)A Video Jam Packed Full of Skits (Atom)How You Can Tell If She's Good in Bed (MadeMan)Daytona 500 Early Odds (AllLeftTurns)8 Hilariously Awful PSAs (RegretfulMorning)

‘Get Him To The Greek’ Trailer Rocks Hard

Thursday, February 11 by

The first trailer for Get Him To The Greek just hit the Interwebz, and I'll be damned if Nicholas Stoller hasn't done it again. The director and writer of the highly enjoyable Forgetting Sarah Marshall brings back eccentric, hyper-sexual rocker Aldous Snow for a whimsical romp across the pond from Foggy London Town to sunny Los Angeles. Jonah Hill plays record label intern Aaron Green who gets the assignment from big boss P. Diddy to escort Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) to the Greek Theater in L.A. for the first-stop of his comeback tour. Wackiness ensues, with a plethora of sex, drugs, rock & roll, and crusty vomit on The Today Show with Meredith Vieira. Stoller delivered a perfect mix of laughs and heart in Sarah Marshall, and I have no doubt he'll add the same touch to this one. And vomit, of course.  Check out the trailer after the jump. Get Him To The Greek blows the roof off theaters June 4, 2010. 

Get Him to the Greek

Thursday, February 11 by

Director: Nicholas StollerCast: Russell Brand, Jonah Hill, Rose Byrne, P. DiddySynopsis: A record company intern (Hill) is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow (Brand) to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater.Release Date: June 4, 2010

‘Best Little Whorehouse in Texas’ Spreads Legs for a New Generation

Thursday, February 11 by

Bring on the whores!Universal has hired the screenwriting duo of Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith to write a remake of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. The original starred Burt Reynolds and cleavage-afficionado Dolly Parton in the film adapted from Broadway. The update will have musical numbers though it is not known at this time if they will be new, or musty and old like Burt's nutsack.No word yet on casting, but it seems rude to open a whorehouse in Hollywood and not invite Tom Sizemore. (Variety)

Megan Fox Touches Herself in Armani Underwear

Thursday, February 11 by

Now THAT'S a headline! Armani has just released a commercial of Megan Fox wearing their underwear while standing in one place, kinda attempting to pull off what she thinks people do when they're trying to act sexy. The result is underwhelming. It would have given me more tingles if she'd just remained completely still while the camera sweeped across her naughty bits a few times. Someone close that girl's mouth. She's going to catch flies. Or worse!

‘Killers’ Trailer Looks Okay Considering Ashton Kutcher & Katherine Heigl Star

Thursday, February 11 by

The trailer for Killers follows the beats of any other Katherine Heigl movie trailer. We're introduced to her. We learn quickly that she's successful in every aspect of her life except love. Cue the man of her dreams, in this instance, Ashton Kutcher and his abs. Kutcher stalks Heigl around Nice, France while unnecessarily shirtless like NY's Naked Cowboy or He-Man or Los Angeles's David Hasselhoff. The two hook up and it seems like the perfect relationship. Until it turns into Knight & Day or Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It looks like a fun, light film (centered around murder) despite the positioning of the leads on the National Choad Index. I should dislike this but I don't. It must be the presence of Selleck. Damn that mustache. Maybe enjoy the trailer after the jump….

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