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Guy Fieri Created A Special Blend Of Chili For ‘Grown Ups 2′

Tuesday, July 9 by

I’m…not hungry.

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‘Seinfeld’ Gets A Murdery Remix In ‘Jerry The Great’ Trailer

Tuesday, July 9 by

They shouldn’t have laughed at him.

What a stupid tagline.

Act Surprised That Tara Reid Is In A Movie Called ‘Sharknado’

Tuesday, July 9 by

What on Earth could this film be about?

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Chucky’s Doing More Chucky Stuff In ‘Curse Of Chucky’ Trailer

Tuesday, July 9 by

He’s your friend to the end AGAIN.

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Kristen Bell Has A Wet Butt In ‘The Lifeguard’ Trailer

Tuesday, July 9 by

When life gives you lemons, bang a teenager.

Travolta, gettin' biz-zay with a chocolate bar in a hot tub.

John Travolta Wasn’t In Flight Because Planes Can’t Fly Upside Down Like That

Monday, July 8 by

Mr. Kotter would be proud of Vinny’s knowledge of aeronautics.

Figured I would post a picture that doesn't make everyone revisit those horrible images.

Boston Marathon Bombing Movie Being Made, Because It’s Time to Revisit It

Monday, July 8 by

I wonder what happens at the end.

Game's over, folks. Black Waldo has been located.

Donald Glover Will Probably Only Be In 5 ‘Community’ Episodes Next Season

Monday, July 8 by

He can spend his free time rapping about jilted showrunners.

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8-Bit ‘Anchorman’: You Stay Classy, Nintendo

Monday, July 8 by

If this were around when I was a kid, I’d had become a big scotch addict.

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Chris Pratt Is Getting In Just Okay Shape For ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

Monday, July 8 by

If you’re into that kinda thing.

Not good times.

Mos Def Undergoes Force-Feeding To Draw Attention To Gitmo Hunger Strikers

Monday, July 8 by

It’s disturbing, but it would be less so if he was force-fed Pinkberry.

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Watch Wolverine Fight Some Guys On A Bullet Train

Monday, July 8 by

Reminder: this summer includes a movie about Wolverine called ‘The Wolverine’.

Here's Johnny Depp waiting outside Hollywood hotspot Spago waiting for the valet to bring his car around.

‘The Lone Ranger’ Didn’t Do Very Well At The Box Office

Monday, July 8 by

Let’s blame the Winkelvii

Choose!

ScreenJunkies Show: We Debate The Best Movie Presidents

Thursday, July 4 by

Who will make our Mount Rushmore?

What? It's the day before a national holiday. Get off my ass and just enjoy the fucking grapes.

Steven Spielberg To Capitalize On The ‘Dusty Poor People’ Fad With A ‘Grapes Of Wrath’ Remake

Wednesday, July 3 by

I’ve got a bunch of dirt in my closet I’m willing to sell to the production.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

These 3 Tornado Movies Will Make You Fear The Sky

Bow down before nature and CGI as these 3 tornado movies will make you fear the sky. Stomping a fine line between mussing up your hair and destroying the earth,...

6 Hilarious Movie Bands

Like many garage bands, hilarious movie bands portray the struggles and downfalls of trying to make it in the music industry. Whether the movie bands are just a minor part...

All Quiet On The Leisure Deck: 4 Cruise Ship Movies

Want to go on a cruise but don't have the money? Consider the cheaper alternative of watching movies that have cruise ships in them. Cruise ships make good settings for...

These 6 New Years Eve Movies Will End Right As The Ball Drops

New Year’s Eve is a time to reflect on the past year and to make promises for the future that will invariably be broken. In that spirit, why not fire...

5 Seinfeld Episodes That Are Eternally Funny

8 Of the Craziest Movie Cult Leaders

As played by John Hawkes, Patrick is from the calm, comforting, and placid school of cult leaders. He seems nice enough, and he even plays guitar, but he also practically...

4 Earth Day Movies Where Polluters Get Taken Down

Every Earth Day, we, the denizens of Earth, join hands and celebrate our environment. One possible way to do this is to watch movies, particularly ones in which the polluters...

6 TV Shows For Couples That Have Something For Everyone

With so many reality shows geared towards "real housewives" with nothing but time on their hands or bored and single “real world” twenty-somethings looking to get drunk and get laid,...

7 Terrifying Movie Terrorists Who Got What They Deserved In The End

Vincent Ludwig, "The Naked Gun." Fans of the TV show "Fantasy Island" know that no one is more terrifying than Ricardo Montalban. And in "The Naked Gun," he plays a...

4 Comedy Central Stand Up Specials You Should Watch On Netflix

4 Horror Victims You Can Find In Almost Any Slasher Film

There is always a popular girl who acts like an alpha dog to other female characters in a slasher film. This character can take the form of the head cheerleader...

Sad Sad Sad: 6 Of The Most Depressing Movies Ever Made

5 Movies We Wish Would Be Rereleased

Billy Wilder is one of the most beloved directors of all time, with is name attached to several popular classics like "The Apartment," "Some Like It Hot," and "Double Indemnity."...

4 Movie Robots That Turned Out To Be Homicidal

Robocop" Here's another product of an evil corporation. Granted, it's only supposed to kill violent criminals, but it actually ends up killing some poor bastard during a demonstration in a...

4 God Awful Ashton Kutcher Movies

Even if you have nothing else to do on a Saturday night, you have to avoid these 4 God awful Ashton Kutcher movies. For a biochemical engineering major, Ashton Kutcher...

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