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The Masterworks Of David Hasselhoff
Friday, June 1 by Wookie Johnson
There’s nothing he hasn’t done because there’s literally nothing he won’t do.
Someone Finally Made A ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Tribute Featuring Lots Of Sausages
Thursday, May 31 by Penn Collins
Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway.
Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler
Thursday, May 31 by Penn Collins
OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!
DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’
Thursday, May 31 by Penn Collins
The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.
Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing
Wednesday, May 30 by Penn Collins
“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.
Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors
Wednesday, May 30 by Penn Collins
If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.
Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating
Wednesday, May 30 by Penn Collins
In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.
‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’
Wednesday, May 30 by Penn Collins
Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.
Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’
Tuesday, May 29 by Wookie Johnson
Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.
Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills
Tuesday, May 29 by Wookie Johnson
Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.
‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat
Tuesday, May 29 by Penn Collins
Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)
Curt Connors Masturbates At Work In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer
Tuesday, May 29 by Wookie Johnson
All those hours alone in the lab…
Walter White’s 7 Most Underhanded Moments
Tuesday, May 29 by Wookie Johnson
Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.
Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.
Friday, May 25 by Penn Collins
If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.
This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason
Friday, May 25 by Penn Collins
Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.
MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA
Tres Fantastique: 5 Movies Set in France
Widely considered the most beloved nation on Earth, France has been the setting of countless movies. In stark contrast to that, let's count out five of them. These movies not...
Sober House 2 Cast
If the dark and unsavory underbelly of Hollywood D-List celebrity is your cup of tea, then the cast of “Sober House 2” gives an unflinching view of the sad side...
6 Movie Androids Who Helped Human Kind
In 2007, any kid or adult kid-at-heart that ever turned a toy vehicle on four wheels into a robot on two legs ran to a movie theater to see Optimus...
Baftas And Genies: Other Countries Film Awards
If you assume that the Academy Awards and the Golden Globes are the only film awards that matter–or exist–it is time to purchase a passport or leave your zip code...
Badass Before Alfred: 4 Classic Michael Caine Roles Before Batman
Michael Caine has proven time and again that he can still carve his unigornable presence into the big big screen, even when beside amazing dramatic costars like Christian Bale, Clive...
7 Movie Sequels That Should Never Be Made
Countless movie sequels and remakes of the remakes clog movie theatre release schedules. Were those stories unfinished or did they simply smell like freshly printed money? These seven sacred classics...
3 Mardis Gras Movies That Will Vomit On Its Own Shirt
Mardis Gras is a good time to get all of your sinning out of the way in time for Lent. Sometimes even secular people want to celebrate Mardis Gras. One...
6 Movie Executions That Didn’t Go Quite As Planned
Life replaces the inevitability of death in these six movie executions that did not go quite as planned. The stories continue, as the ending becomes a springboard rather than a...
3 Interracial TV Couples That Go Together Like Chocolate And Vanilla
If love bothered with skin color the entire clown population would disappear ro the face of the earth, but romance stays colorblind with these 3 interracial TV couples that go...
3 Daily Show Episodes That Were Funny And Informative
You could spend your early evenings checking in to see whose yard gnomes were stolen or what restaurant now gives free Hepatitis C with each order of pop, but why...
11 Movie Mutants That You Wouldn’t Sit Next to on A Plane
There really isn’t a good time to be in the company of mutants. They generally smell rancid, have erratic, furious tempers, and may or may not have a taste for...
