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Andre 3000 Still Won’t Make An Outkast Album, But Will Play Jimi Hendrix In Biopic

Wednesday, May 9 by

It’s a step up from Gillette commercials, but not much of one.

She's got this.

7 Reasons ‘Underworld’ Is Better Than ‘Twilight’

Wednesday, May 9 by

Advantage: ‘Underworld’

Making...love.

‘The Vow’ Is Out On DVD

Wednesday, May 9 by

Fall in love all over again. Or for the first time, if you haven’t seen this.

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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby

Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

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‘Argo’ Trailer: Director Ben Affleck Is 3 For 3

Tuesday, May 8 by

With another quality film under his belt, Ben Affleck has put ‘Gigli’ in his rearview.

Yet another deposit made at First National Spank Bank.

Film Moms That Are Worse Than That New Jersey Tanning Mom

Tuesday, May 8 by

Son of a bitch.

OLD DOGS

Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up

Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

Things could get hairy.

‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host

Monday, May 7 by

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

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Adam Yauch’s Most Cutting Edge Projects

Monday, May 7 by

We explore the legacy of the world’s coolest man.

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Speakeasy: Paul F. Tompkins Interviews ‘Modern Family’ Star Ty Burrell

Monday, May 7 by

Week 1 of Speakeasy…

Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.

‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome

Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

They're fast, yes. But are they 'Hidalgo' fast?

We Handicap Our Own Kentucky Derby With Movie Race Horses

Saturday, May 5 by

A list for Derby day!

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‘Between Two Ferns: A Fairy Tale Of New York’ Puts Images You Don’t Want In Your Head

Friday, May 4 by

Zach Galifinakis asks the tough questions.

Well then why don't you marry it?

Louis C.K. Endorses Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’

Friday, May 4 by

One for the ladies….

"The Aristocrats!"

Before They Assembled: The Avengers Most Embarrassing Roles

Friday, May 4 by

We’re all just trying to keep the lights on.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Movie Executions That Didn’t Go Quite As Planned

Life replaces the inevitability of death in these six movie executions that did not go quite as planned. The stories continue, as the ending becomes a springboard rather than a...

3 Interracial TV Couples That Go Together Like Chocolate And Vanilla

If love bothered with skin color the entire clown population would disappear ro the face of the earth, but romance stays colorblind with these 3 interracial TV couples that go...

3 Daily Show Episodes That Were Funny And Informative

You could spend your early evenings checking in to see whose yard gnomes were stolen or what restaurant now gives free Hepatitis C with each order of pop, but why...

11 Movie Mutants That You Wouldn’t Sit Next to on A Plane

There really isn’t a good time to be in the company of mutants. They generally smell rancid, have erratic, furious tempers, and may or may not have a taste for...

6 Sopranos Quotes That Can Get You Killed

In the mob you need to watch your back from attacks from friends and foes alike, as shown by these six “Sopranos” quotes that can get you killed. In the...

4 Movie Feuds That Can Only Be Settled By Death

Give your anger a workout as you witness good old fashioned blood boiling revenge in these four movie feuds that can only be settled by death. You claim you’d kill...

3 Man Vs Food Meals That Could Feed An Army

There are no small portions, merely small men in these 3 “Man v. Food” meals that could feed an army. Adam Richman traveled the United States to find the biggest...

5 Highly Tattooed Characters In TV And Film

A picture can tell a thousand words, but with these five highly tattooed characters in TV and film you’ll get half of a dictionary. Beyond showing the world that you’re bored...

6 Movie Characters That Were Richer Than God

In today's tough economic times, even millionaires are starting to wonder if they aren't the source of universal adoration on the part of the public anymore. But that doesn't stop...

5 Of The Meanest Simon Cowell Quotes Of The Past Decade

Attention all aspiring singers: if your high notes sound like a passenger on a sinking ship, Simon Cowell is not afraid to tell you. Cowell could care less if you...

4 Of The Most Badass Scenes In Game Of Thrones

The realm of fantasy doesn’t have to be limited to magic wands and shirtless vampires as you will witness in 4 of the most badass scenes in “Game of Thrones”....

8 Video Game Movies We Want To See

"Super Mario Bros." The "Mario" series of games is the best there is at creating a sense of fun and adventure. So we in the moviegoing public should actually get...

Cut The Red Wire On These 7 Bombs In Movies

"Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" – Here's a movie that puts its bomb right there in the title. No one's really sure...

4 Movie Dates That Can Only Be Described As Awful

“Back to the Future”. If you’re not even slightly freaked out at the prospect of your mom wanting you to be her prom date, then either you have the tightest...

The 2010 Razzie Awards Winners: The Best Of The Worst

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