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If Weekly World News Went Hollywood
Wednesday, October 14 by
Just yesterday, The Hollywood Reporter announced that super-agency CAA had signed Weekly World News to its impressive roster of clients. The theory was that the now-defunct fake tabloid publication has a bevy of untapped properties, of which poster boy "Bat Boy" is just one… and that its characters could "give Marvel a run for its money." That remains to be seen. But will Hollywood greet Weekly World News's freak show with a hearty handshake (artist's rendering above)? Or will WWN be booted out of Tinseltown's glitzy gates faster than you can say "We're stripping Bat Boy of his co-EP credit…"? So, WWN, we're going to do you a favor. Here are our suggestions for spinning the raw materials you already have into box office GOLD!
“The Expendables” Trailer Got Jokes
Wednesday, October 14 by
Sylvester Stallone's throwback to gritty, non-CGI action, The Expendables, just premiered its trailer. In it you see ample amounts of gunfire, explosions, waterboarding, and dissing of the Chinese guy.
‘The Golden Age of Video’: Great Movie Mash-Up… or Greatest?
Tuesday, October 13 by
After about a minute of watching the above clip, entitled "The Golden Age of Video" by Ricardo Autobahn, I had already lost count of all the movie and TV shows clips that went into its making. It's impressive stuff. And for the most part, these are some pretty classic lines that Autobahn picked. To place them together in a rhyme scheme and all that… well… hell that's called poetry, class. If the music and lyrics haven't taken you yet, bob your head to these links: Rejected Playboy Cartonn Cover Girls (HolyTaco) Lisa Guerrero's Breasts Are Still Not Safe In Hotels (TotalProSports) Street Art By Blu (TheChive) Megan Fox Killed In Transformers 3? (FilmDrunk) The World's Largest Human Castle (SuperTremendous) The "Other" 100 Best Movie Quotes Of All Time (Pajiba) Oh So Close, Miley Cyrus! (CelebJihad) Elaborate Gallery Of Video Game Cupcakes (Unreality) NY Burlesque Festival Lives Up To Its Name (Asylum) Cheerleader Vs. Football Player Equals Ouchie (BustedCoverage) If Star Wars Were Remade Today (RegretfulMorning) How To Brew Your Own Beer (MadeMan) Michael Waltrip Demotes Himself (AllLeftTurns)
What’s On TV Tonight: Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
Tuesday, October 13 by
Tonight on TV, VH-1 goes gangsta and Audrina is vengeful. Sexfully vengeful. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC
‘New York, I Love You’ Actress Olivia Thirlby
Tuesday, October 13 by admin
Honest to blog, it's Olivia Thirlby! I hope I just made your skin crawl with that tid bit of too-clever-for-its-own-good dialogue from Juno. Olivia delivered it as best as she could, though, and turned the character of Juno's semi-slutty best friend Leah into a memorable one. Now you can look for her as "Actress" in New York, I Love You, where hopefully the screenwriter put words in her mouth that people actually say in real life. A word from Olivia: "Last year's Sundance was a big deal, This year, I don't care what I wear. For me, it's just another crazy day."Sounds like a day in the life of me, Olivia. I'm wearing a trash bag secured to my body with a poorly knotted rope-belt, and I'm pretty sure they're serving dove tacos at lunch. Just another crazy day at the office!And here are some more crazy, sexy, cool pics after the jump!
Batman vs. Blade Video Is Awesome
Tuesday, October 13 by
/Film found this Blade vs. The Dark Knight mash-up that cuts together surprisingly well. Finally some good has come from the Blade: Trinity footage. More screen junk… Pixar casts Blake Clark as Slinky Dog (Cinema Blend) Maurice Sendak is kind of a dick (io9) Aubrey Plaza discusses Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (MakingOf) Fox not interested in ID4 sequel (First Showing) Raimi tiptoes around Spidey 4 villian (MTV)
7 Celebrity Netflix Queues
Monday, October 12 by
You're a big fan of some Hollywood celebrity. You want to learn more about their private lives. And Us Weekly's "Stars: They're just like us!" section stopped being riveting after you found out Christian Slater drinks Starbucks. You want to learn the dirt… the real dirt… but you don't want to have to root through the celeb's trash bins for goodies. All that usually gets you is a bunch of hot garbage and a night in jail where hot garbage smell is an aphrodisiac for your cell mates. Well, thanks to the internet, you can now just hack into her Netflix account. After all, sometimes a DVD rental queue is much more telling than a heap of old groceries, anyway.
“FlashForward’s” Courtney B. Vance Wins Over Court with ‘Retarded Donut Man’ Speech
Monday, October 12 by
Retarded Donut Man Speech – Watch more Funny Videos In case you missed Rosie O'Donnell going full retard over the weekend in the replay of Riding on the Bus with My Sister, don't fear. We have FlashForward's Courtney B. Vance embarrassing Special folks everywhere in the made-for-TV movie The Boys Next Door. In this scene, Courtney B. Vance plays a retarded character imagining himself as the real Courtney B. Vance addressing a courtroom full of people, only to then realize that the real Courtney B. Vance is just a figment of the actor Courtney B. Vance's retarded character's imagination. Oh god… this is so meta it's metarded. These links be fat with donuts: Awesome Cartoon Intros In Foreign Languages (HolyTaco) Dwight Schrute And Gilbert Arenas Hang Out (TotalProSports) 13 Bed Sheets That Are Cooler Than Yours (TheChive) Cats React To Twilight New Moon Trailer (FilmDrunk) 20 Funniest Animal Photobombs Of All Time (SuperTremendous) 5 "Best" Columbus Day Related Films (Pajiba) Jessica Alba's Wet Sex Scene (CelebJihad) Top 10 Val Kilmer Movie Roles (Unreality) The Best/Worst Professions To Date (Asylum) Road Trip To The Grove (BustedCoverage) 25 Examples Of Sad, Sad Kids Halloween Costumes (RegretfulMorning) Getting A Waitress To Go Home With You (MadeMan) Earnhardt Losing Streak Reaches 51 (AllLeftTurns) Bar Clearing Brawl Ends In Gangsta Gunfight (NothingToxic) Blind Date With A Deep Throat (Atom)
What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, October 12th, 2009
Monday, October 12 by
Tonight's episode of Heroes morphs into a Girls Gone Wild video and MTV airs the reality series starring real-life Final Destination victim, DJ AM. CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE JUMP NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC
‘New York, I Love You’ Actress Rachel Bilson
Monday, October 12 by admin
This entire week we're focusing on the girls of New York, I Love You, an anthology of filmic love letters to NYC, which opens this Friday. Our first girl is Rachel Bilson, who holds a special, warm, pillow-topped place in my otherwise jaded heart. If only she wasn't engaged to Anakin Skywalker we could run away together and live happily ever after on a tropical island, relying simply on coconut milk and intense passion as sustenance. I'd even forgive her for starring in Jumper, and that takes a ton of will power on my part. I mean, did you even see that movie, Rachel? Not even Sam Jackson's platinum blond hair could save it. A word from Rachel: "It's great playing someone who is not like me at all. I'm really a nice girl, so it's fun to be a bitch, then come home and be myself again." I feel the same way about my role at work. Boy, do I act like a big, catty bitch around the office. It's all about "Talk to the hand" this, and "Have some scalding hot coffee in your face" that. It's exhausting to keep up the persona. Here are some pics of a nice girl being naughty after the jump!
Yes, It’s A Dexter Porn Parody
Monday, October 12 by
We're surprised it took the Adult Entertainment wizards this long to come up with this, but after having headed into its fourth season, Showtime's "Dexter" has been honored with its own porn spoof. Sort of ironic that a show whose marketing campaign has been so reliant on clever puns has had to wait that long for an industry founded on puns (and intercourse) to do a sexy sendup. For those of us not counting back end points, this is way cooler than syndication… The official press release, courtesy of the very NSFW news publication Porn Valley News (which we can't even link to because it's so dirty), reads:
New York, I Love You
Monday, October 12 by Reza F.
Director: Allen Hughes, Natalie Portman, Brett RatnerCast: Shia LaBeouf, Natalie Portman, Bradley Cooper, Orlando Bloom, Rachel BilsonSynopsis: An anthology film joining several love stories set in one of the most loved cities of the world, New York.
The Cabin in the Woods
Monday, October 12 by Reza F.
A twisted and unusual take on the familiar "cabin in the woods" formula.
“The Cabin In The Woods” Delayed Until 2011
Monday, October 12 by
(The hands that won the Superbowl.) Would you like to see a trailer for Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard's subversive horror flick The Cabin In The Woods? Well, friend, look no further than right here… about a year from now. MGM has announced that they are pushing the film's release date to early 2011(!) so that they may convert the film to 3D and capitalize on the hot, new trend. Sounds like a risky plan to me. Anything could happen between now and 2011. The financially-shakey MGM could go under; 3D could be yesterday's news; Whedon's fans may get girlfriends who won't let them watch horror films; or we could all fall victim to the dreaded Y2K10 Bug which will wipe out all technology as we know it. (Shock Til You Drop) Here's some more junk that pertains to the screen… Rampage rocks the 'Hawk (Latino Review)Neil Marshall to Burst the 3D Horror bubble (Empire)Anvil are blowing up too (Superhero Hype)Tara Reid succumbs to the inevitable (WENN)The Georgous Ladies of Dr. Who (Gunaxin)
