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Watch Darth Maul Get Housed By A Baby

Tuesday, May 8 by

We all have our off days.

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‘Argo’ Trailer: Director Ben Affleck Is 3 For 3

Tuesday, May 8 by

With another quality film under his belt, Ben Affleck has put ‘Gigli’ in his rearview.

Yet another deposit made at First National Spank Bank.

Film Moms That Are Worse Than That New Jersey Tanning Mom

Tuesday, May 8 by

Son of a bitch.

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Masseur Sues John Travolta For Trying To Sex Him Up

Tuesday, May 8 by

Look who’s talking.

Things could get hairy.

‘Redneck Island’ Is A New Reality Show, And Stone Cold Steve Austin’s The Host

Monday, May 7 by

My spellcheck insists that “Stonecold” isn’t a real word. My spellcheck is cruising for a beatdown. Shit. It doesn’t recognize “beatdown” either.

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Adam Yauch’s Most Cutting Edge Projects

Monday, May 7 by

We explore the legacy of the world’s coolest man.

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Speakeasy: Paul F. Tompkins Interviews ‘Modern Family’ Star Ty Burrell

Monday, May 7 by

Week 1 of Speakeasy…

Because it's now rated "R," expect this character to be fully nude and ful of racist epithets.

‘Prometheus’ Gets An ‘R’ Rating, Which Is Awesome

Monday, May 7 by

“R” is short for “awesome.”

They're fast, yes. But are they 'Hidalgo' fast?

We Handicap Our Own Kentucky Derby With Movie Race Horses

Saturday, May 5 by

A list for Derby day!

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‘Between Two Ferns: A Fairy Tale Of New York’ Puts Images You Don’t Want In Your Head

Friday, May 4 by

Zach Galifinakis asks the tough questions.

Well then why don't you marry it?

Louis C.K. Endorses Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’

Friday, May 4 by

One for the ladies….

"The Aristocrats!"

Before They Assembled: The Avengers Most Embarrassing Roles

Friday, May 4 by

We’re all just trying to keep the lights on.

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New ‘Amazing Spider Man’ Trailer Thickens The Plot

Friday, May 4 by

You only thought you knew the origin of Spider-Man…

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Of Course He Does: Tim Burton Compares His ‘Batman’ Movies To Christopher Nolan’s

Thursday, May 3 by

Let’s find something we CAN agree on: Joel Schumacher’s were the worst.

They came from different worlds, but you know what? They made it work. And became friends along the way.

This ‘Perfect Strangers’ Video Game Fills Needs I Didn’t Even Know I Had

Thursday, May 3 by

I could put just about anything here, and you would wrongfully assume it was some obscure ‘Perfect Strangers’ reference. I’m not gonna do that to you.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Sad Sad Sad: 6 Of The Most Depressing Movies Ever Made

5 Movies We Wish Would Be Rereleased

Billy Wilder is one of the most beloved directors of all time, with is name attached to several popular classics like "The Apartment," "Some Like It Hot," and "Double Indemnity."...

4 Movie Robots That Turned Out To Be Homicidal

Robocop" Here's another product of an evil corporation. Granted, it's only supposed to kill violent criminals, but it actually ends up killing some poor bastard during a demonstration in a...

4 God Awful Ashton Kutcher Movies

Even if you have nothing else to do on a Saturday night, you have to avoid these 4 God awful Ashton Kutcher movies. For a biochemical engineering major, Ashton Kutcher...

4 Bored To Death Episodes That Every Wannabe Detective Should Watch

4 Movies Like Shutter Island For The Criminally Insane

Tres Fantastique: 5 Movies Set in France

Widely considered the most beloved nation on Earth, France has been the setting of countless movies. In stark contrast to that, let's count out five of them. These movies not...

5 Ways Saved By The Bell Didn’t Prepare You For The World

Sober House 2 Cast

If the dark and unsavory underbelly of Hollywood D-List celebrity is your cup of tea, then the cast of “Sober House 2” gives an unflinching view of the sad side...

6 Movie Androids Who Helped Human Kind

In 2007, any kid or adult kid-at-heart that ever turned a toy vehicle on four wheels into a robot on two legs ran to a movie theater to see Optimus...

Baftas And Genies: Other Countries Film Awards

If you assume that the Academy Awards and the Golden Globes are the only film awards that matter–or exist–it is time to purchase a passport or leave your zip code...

Badass Before Alfred: 4 Classic Michael Caine Roles Before Batman

Michael Caine has proven time and again that he can still carve his unigornable presence into the big big screen, even when beside amazing dramatic costars like Christian Bale, Clive...

7 Movie Sequels That Should Never Be Made

Countless movie sequels and remakes of the remakes clog movie theatre release schedules. Were those stories unfinished or did they simply smell like freshly printed money? These seven sacred classics...

3 Mardis Gras Movies That Will Vomit On Its Own Shirt

Mardis Gras is a good time to get all of your sinning out of the way in time for Lent. Sometimes even secular people want to celebrate Mardis Gras. One...

Get Groovy And Funny With These 5 Flight Of The Conchords Quotes

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