LATEST HEADLINES

‘Piranha 3D’ Stars Want Your Oscar Vote

Tuesday, August 17 by

This feels like a formality, but some of the stars of the upcoming Piranha 3D felt it necessary to create a For Your Consideration video to drum up Oscar support. In my opinion, it's already a shoe-in, and I haven't even seen it yet because the studio won't screen it for critics, most likely because it's too amazing to show early.
Jerry "Hollywood Treasure" O'Connell, Adam Scott, Kelly Brook, and Paul Scheer are a few of the cast members asking for your vote this award season. If nothing else, the film should definitely have a lock on the Best Penis Being Gobbled Up and Spit Out in 3D category. The scene of that in Inception was just so-so.
Check out the campaign video after the jump…

‘Piranha 3D’ Actress Kelly Brook

Tuesday, August 17 by

Kelly Brook is one hot pot of English tea. I tried my best to give a range of pictures here from the artfully tasteful to the fake orgasm moan, but there are just too many out there, and more coming soon as she burns up the pages of this month's Playboy. There is one reason to see Piranha 3D this weekend: Kelly Brook naked in 3D. 
A word from Kelly: "I’ve got boobs and a bum and if people think I’m fat, I honestly don’t care"
If you're fat, may the world be populated by big fat fatties like you.
More insanely hot pics of Kelly after the jump…

Hugh Jackman Drops Out Of ‘Avon Man’ To Train For ‘Wolverine 2′

Tuesday, August 17 by

Hugh Jackman had better turn in his Man Card. Dude, just passed up the chance to play beauty parlor in Avon Man in favor of lifting a bunch of weights. OMG! What a fop!
Sure, you can say that Jackman dropped out because the shooting schedule shifted, and he needs to get his arm muscles up to par for Wolverine 2. But we all know the truth, he'd rather just play with balls and lift weights all day. Hugh Jackman is just way too manly. Pretty much everyone knows that. (Deadline)

Called That Sh*t: Max Von Sydow Might Join ‘Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’

Tuesday, August 17 by

Last week when I reported that Stellan Skarsgard would possibly join the cast of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo as Martin Vanger I questioned why Max Von Sydow wasn't on board yet. The man is practically a God in Sweden and deserves to be in Fincher's Sweden-based thriller. Now it appears Von Sydow is in talks to play retired industrialist Henrik Vanger, Martin's uncle and former CEO of Vanger Corp. So basically, I called that sh*t.
I realize all the hubbub was over who would play Lisbeth Salander, and Rooney Mara landed the role yesterday, but I've always been more concerned about Von Sydow. Sure, he's older now and his eyes bulge out of his skull a little too far, but he's sure to give Skarsgard and Daniel Craig a run for their money. I'll now start petitioning for Dolph Lundgren's involvement. He's making a comeback with The Expendables and I'm sure the film has a role for a giant, seven-language-speaking Swede. Or Mike Tyson.

(ThePlaylist)

‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1′ Images for Your Eyes

Tuesday, August 17 by

Harry removes the webcam from Hermione's bedroom.
Put on your sorting caps or whatever 'cause I've got some pretty new images from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. I'm an upstanding citizen and a scholar, which is why I decided not to post the scans from last week's Entertainment Weekly that were floating around, but these high resolution pics are going to make you glad you waited. Like having the sex. Some we've seen before (Hermione's murder hands), but there's a few we haven't. I particularly like the one where Harry is peering out of a doorway behind Ron. It's like an Ingmar Bergman film, if Ingar Bergman dabbled in snufflepuffs and floobergobs. Those are wizard things, right?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 hits theaters November 19, 2010.
Check out the pics after the jump…

Attack of the Underwater Movie Monsters

Tuesday, August 17 by

Monster movies have been around since actors realized they could still get paid if they climbed into a hot, rubber suit. It didn't take long for makers of those movies to figure out that those actors in rubber suits might be able to swim. So, they threw them into Universal's big ol' backstage swimming hole and let those actors attempt to stay afloat. Clever editors made it appear that they were attacking attractive teenage women. And, thus, a genre was born, the waterborne "creature feature."

Other Junk You Might Like
25 Funniest Celeb Tweets of All Time

January Jones Is X-Men's Emma Frost

Mexico Is Overrun In ‘Monsters’ Trailer #2

Tuesday, August 17 by

This morning, we have a second trailer for Gareth Edwards's Monsters. We didn't post the first trailer because, y'know, too much typing. Also, there wasn't much to be shown. But this time around, we have a sliiiightly more substantial look. And don't worry it doesn't include spoilers, so you should be in good shape if you want to walk into the theater without knowing too much. I'm all for preserving the mystery and watching through fresh eyes. It's rare that you get the opportunity, and Monsters is said to be an awesome giant monster movie with focus on character. Suck on that, Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation.
Take a stroll through the infected hellhole of Mexico after the jump…

Stormtroopers Singin’ in the Rain

Monday, August 16 by

The midget ones are kinda creepy, but damn if they can't shake it.
Get funky with these links.
'Unscripted' With Jason Bateman And Jennifer Aniston (Moviefone)
NYC Is All Out Of Room For The Dead (Asylum)
The 8 Greatest "Hot Chick" Internet Hoaxes (Ranker)
25 Jet Ski Fail Videos (HolyTaco)
The 7 Best Quotes From Tom Green's Juggalo Gathering Film (FilmDrunk)
The Worst Teams In College Football (Maxim)
300 Pound Teenager Will Stab A Mom For A Cheeseburger (BarStoolSports)
6 Funny Places To Play Dead (EgoTV)
Chin Up, Fanboys! America Hates Lots Of Great Movies (Pajiba)
Good Lord Sega, Are You Serious? (Unreality)
Mike Tyson's Brutal Honesty (TotalProSports)
Dropping E And Rolling With The Dance Party (Smosh)
10 Cardinal Rules For Visiting Las Vegas (BroBible)
Tila Tequlia Stoned By Righteous Mob (CelebJihad)
Chael Sonnen Says He Was Out When Josh Rosenthal Called The Fight (CagePotato)
For Charity Right? Jenny McCarthy Parties In Sexy Lingerie (PopEater)
Couture Gas Masks For A Stylish Apocalypse (MadeMen)

See the Softer (Fatter) Side Of Joaquin Phoenix In ‘I’m Still Here’ Trailer

Monday, August 16 by

We finally have a first look at I'm Still Here, the "documentary" that chronicles Joaquin Phoenix's slow transformation into Zach Galifianakis. Directed by Casey Affleck, we're given a front row seat to Phoenix's imaginary breakdown. Absolutely riveting (in an imaginary way).
The trailer has a pretty cool voice-over. Is that Edward James Olmos? I think it is. If so, somebody get that guy a job selling Ford trucks immediately.
Check it out after the jump…

I’m Still Here

Monday, August 16 by

Director: Casey Affleck
Cast: Joaquin Phoenix
Synopsis: A documentary on Joaquin Phoenix's transition from the acting world to a career as an aspiring rapper. 
Release Date: September 10th 2010

Sasha Grey Has a New Book

Monday, August 16 by

Talk about an authority on the subject.

‘Terriers’ Trailer Is Up In Everybody’s Business

Monday, August 16 by

"Here we'll help you with that gunshot wound." 
Here we have a trailer for FX's new comedy-drama-action series "Terriers." The latest from "The Shield" creator Shawn Ryan, and stars Ghost Rider's BFF Donal Logue and Rene from "True Blood" as two unlicensed private investigators. In other words, a couple of real busy bodies. I was surprised to find out this isn't a remake of a British show. Don't they have a "Terriers." I thought they did. They totally should, right?
Check out the trailer for Hawaii 4-0 "Terriers" after the jump…

Oliver Platt Will Play a Human in ‘X-Men: First Class’

Monday, August 16 by

The X-Men: First Class casting news keeps on comin' today. Rose Byrne just joined the cast as Moira MacTaggert, and now Oliver Platt is set to play a non-mutant character mysteriously named The Man in Black. Hopefully his skill isn't blending into the background. Platt isn't exactly Crispin Glover thin.
The film, which begins shooting in London next month, has an impressive group of stars attached, including James McAvoy as Xavier, Michael Fassbender as Magneto, Alice Eve as Emma Frost, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique, Caleb Landry Jones as Banshee, Lucas Till as Havoc, and Edi Gathegi as Darwin. And let us not forget Kevin Bacon, who will be terrorizing them all with his fancy footwork and/or something else. (Deadline)

‘True Blood’ Recap: Everything Is Broken S3E9

Monday, August 16 by

Previously on "True Blood," Sookie and Bill broke up. Crystal left her (possibly werewolf or shifter) meth dad and fiancé (two different people) for Jason. Sam took in his brother and kicked their mom and dad to the curb. Tara was having problems handling her recent Franklin trauma. Lafayette and Jesus got back together. The King tried to take Sookie forcibly (who was defended by Bill and Jess). Eric killed Talbot as retribution for The King killing his dad a thousand or so years ago. Sookie and Bill got back together. And now onto this week's episode…
More after the jump…

Rooney Mara Lands Lisbeth Salander Role in Fincher’s ‘Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’

Monday, August 16 by

Hollywood's most prominent young actresses can quit their cat fighting. Rooney Mara has been granted the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in David Fincher's The Girl with the Dragon tattoo adaptation. Her deal includes an option for two sequels based off the second and third book in the Millennium Trilogy, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.
Mara, younger sister of hottie Kate Mara, will run and hack computers alongside Daniel Craig, who's already been cast as the investigative journalist and part owner of the magazine Millenium. Both Robin Wright and Stellan Skarsgard are also in talks for roles. Our deepest condolences go out to Ellen Page, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Carey Mulligan, Mia Wasikowska, Emily Browning, and every other starlet who really REALLY wanted to nab the role of the decade. We hope these words help you in your time of grief: Life's unfair and stuff. (Deadline)

MORE