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‘Inception’ Screening a Nightmare for Christoper Nolan

Monday, July 19 by

I'm here to fix the air conditioning.Christopher Nolan was ejected from a screening of Inception over the weekend. At least that's the sensational way to write it.Nolan was watching his latest blockbuster at the Arclight Cinerama in Los Angeles when, at about 100 minutes into the film, the screen went black and the patrons were asked to leave. The reason? A faulty air conditioning unit. The temperature in the theater was so warm that management decided to pull the plug, much to the dismay of those in attendance.According to our source, everyone in the theater was told about the broken air conditioning before buying a ticket. This made the decision to pull the plug even more infuriating. However, I'd imagine many of those angry fans were placated when they spotted Nolan and actor Dileep Rao signing autographs. But that wouldn't do much good for Nolan who probably cried himself to sleep that night…while wearing a Batman costume and lying on a huge pile of money. (CinemaBlend)

Simon Pegg at Robert Kennedy’s Funeral?

Sunday, July 18 by

In 1968, Pegg would have been two years old, so either he's got a doppelganger out there, or he's REALLY into "Quantum Leap."

James Cameron Needs Money to Feed His Robots: ‘Avatar Special Edition’ Trailer

Sunday, July 18 by

Yo James! Time to get my blue ass paid again, bitch!James Cameron spent all of his money on hookers and underwater robots. The rest he just squandered. But those robots gotta eat, and now that the famed director is officially out of cash, he needs a way to make a quick buck before he has a full-blown cyborg uprising on his hands. Enter Avatar Special Edition. For roughly $15 dollars, you can see a movie that you paid to see less than a year ago. As if that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is not enough, there are also eight minutes of never before seen footage. That's only about $2 per minute. Compare that to your average 90's phone sex hot-line, and you'll find it's a bargain. Rumor has it that all they did was add five extra steps to every running scene. That might not sound like much, but remember, it's in 3D! See the TV trailer for Avatar Special Edition after the jump…

Spider-raman

Saturday, July 17 by

A delicious, nutritious, radioactive snack.

Autotuned ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’

Saturday, July 17 by

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia Autotuned – Watch more Funny VideosBy far one of the best uses of autotune technology to date. FX always puts together some terrific promos for "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," often looking to viral videos for inspiration, whick often look to T-Pain for inspiration. Can we please get a full length version of autotuned "The Nightman" on iTunes as soon as possible?"Always Sunny" returns to FX Thursday, September 16 at 10PM. (HitFix)

New ‘Tron’ Banner: Now Olivia Wilde Is Holding One Of Those Light-Discs

Saturday, July 17 by

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! There is a new picture of Olivia Wilde on the Internet. Normally I don't post banners, but when the key ingredients are Olivia Wilde, tight clothing, and a Bai Ling wig, it's my duty to pass it on to you so that you may gawk until your Saturday reaches the appropriate hour to begin drinking.
Heyuguys premiered the seventh Tron Legacy banner that shows Olivia poised to throw the sh*t out of a Sharper Image White Noise Machine. This is exactly why they can't have nice things in the Wilde household.
SEE THE FULL BANNER AFTER THE JUMP…

Two Lovers on the Run

Friday, July 16 by

"We can't live at a crowded water park, Waldo!"

Photobomb Fridays: ‘Broadcast News’

Friday, July 16 by

Sasha Butterface joins the news team.Here are your weekend links.'Childrens Hospital' Set Visit With The Hilarious Cast (TVSquad)'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World' In Order To Get A Girl (Asylum)The Slushee Cup Contest Winner (HolyTaco)Jamon, Jamon: A Film Where Women Eat Men & Men Eat Ham (FilmDrunk)Maxim's Movie Title Translator (Maxim)Dude Gets Knocked Out With A 7 Pound Dildo (BarStoolSports)32 Jaw-Dropping Sports Injuries (EgoTV)You Can't Resist Her, She's In Your Bones (Pajiba)Green Lantern Costume Is Unreal In A Bad Way(Unreality)Athlete Loses His Pants While Gambling (TotalProSports)Sex-Ed In Kindergarten (Smosh)Top 10 White Trash Movie Girls (BroBible)Jennifer Lopez Shows Her Big Butt For Attention (CelebJihad)Hot Russian Girls In Bikinis Invade Ring Girl Casting Shoot (CagePotato)Writer Sees Parallels In Life And 'The Kids Are All Right' (PopEater)Man Drives A Volvo 3 Million Miles (MadeMan)

Will Smith To Anger Bible Thumpers With ‘The Legend Of Cain’

Friday, July 16 by

"My ice cream melted." Will Smith is remixing the Bible with his new project. Smith is now attached to star in and produce The Legend Of Cain, a retelling of the story of Cain and Abel. The script, co-written by Jada's brother Caleeb Pinkett, adds a vampiric twist to the tale of sibling rivalry. I know that adding monsters to classic works is the rage nowadays, but this is borderline insulting and sure to drum up controversy. Everybody knows there weren't any vampires in the Bible. Unless, of course, you read Mel Gibson's version. (Deadline)

Amy Adams to Take On Janis Joplin

Friday, July 16 by

Wyck Godrey, producer of the Twilight Saga, spoke with Fearnet the other day and confirmed that Amy Adams will indeed be playing the subject of the Janis Joplin biopic, should it ever actually happen. Fernando Meirelles (City of God) is attached to direct, but no studio has signed on and it doesn't seem there's even a completed script. So basically they've secured an actress and a director for a movie with no money or story. Hey, it hasn't stopped the porn industry from thriving.Speaking of sex, is Amy Adams the best actress to portray a drug-addled nymphomaniac such as Joplin? I look at Adams and assume she's never even seen a penis or hypodermic needle, let alone had both inside of her at the same time. She's really going to have to step outside her comfort level to fully embrace the role, or take a boatload of drugs to get through the ordeal. Hey, it hasn't stopped the porn industry from thriving. (Deadline)

‘Sharktopus’ Trailer Created to Appease Internet Gods

Friday, July 16 by

You crazy for this one, Roger Corman! Sharktopus is a good film. An important film. It warns us of the dangers of creating the perfect killing machine and then being ignorant enough to think we can harness its awesome might. In a world of Mega-Pirahnas and Gateroids and Supercrocs and big-ass pythons, you'd think we'd learn that lesson by now. But obviously we have not, and Roger Corman and Syfy are here with the chilling reminder that if you mess with the shark-octopus hybrid monster, you get the spike-tipped tentacle. I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that the special effects look as good as they do, or the things that Eric Roberts will do for cocaine. I mean, money. For cocaine. WATCH THE TRAILER AFTER THE JUMP. TRUST ME, IT DOES NOT DISAPPOINT.

Mel Gibson: Script Doctor

Friday, July 16 by

I realize that you've probably had it up to here **places hand above crotch** with Mel Gibson mashups, but a fellow who goes by the name Oliver Noble **places hand above crotch** edited one for FilmDrunk that's pretty damn funny. It imagines a world where Mel Gibson is a script doctor whose contribution to material on the cusp of greatness is adding felatio punch-ups. Some people get paid good money for such work, and here ol' Mel is spewing genius out for free. Let's secure the man a literary agent, and yesterday!

‘The Glades’ Actress Kiele Sanchez

Friday, July 16 by

We all know Kiele Sanchez from the infamous third season of "LOST," and now we find her hot tanned body wadding through the Florida everglades in A&E's new cop drama "The Glades." While she mainly uses her luscious talents on the small screen, check out her physical prowess in the under appreached The Perfect Getaway, where she goes mano-a-mano with tough babe Milla Jovovich.A word from Kiele: "Don't look at me like that."Like what? More pics of Kiele's tan torso after the jump.

The Town

Friday, July 16 by

DIRECTOR: Ben Affleck
CAST: Ben Affleck; Rebecca Hall; Jeremy Renner; Blake Lively; Chris Cooper; Pete Postlethwaite
SYNOPSIS: A bank robber in Boston falls in love with a bank manager.

First Pic of the ‘Sucker Punch’ Girls

Friday, July 16 by

More news ripped from the pages of this week's Entertainment Weekly. Here's a first look at the girls of Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch. I'll be frank for a minute and you be Shirley — I was expecting a sexier crew of ass-kicking females. The group consists of Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Emily Browning, Jena Malone, and Jamie Chung, all individually super hot actresses, yet when put together they look like they're shuffling to a nearby cot for a nap. Scott Glenn even fits right in, which should never be the case.Maybe it's the grim landscape that's bringing everyone down. I vote that the next batch of stills be set at the beach or a car wash. I realize that the movie takes place in a mental institution, but there's gotta be a way to work a car wash in. Take a left past the schizo wing and tell the man at the desk what air freshener you'd like. (ComingSoon)

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