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Oh, Man ‘The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell’ Trailer Looks Terribly, Terribly Awesome

Friday, August 8 by

I really feel like the original Screech and Belding could just play themselves.

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Chris Pratt’s Eminem Impression: The Remix

Friday, August 8 by

Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.

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Screen Junkies Show: What’s the Best ’80s Action Movie Of All Time?

Thursday, August 7 by

The ’80s were packed with awesome action movies — but which one was the best?! We picked the top 16 contenders, threw them in a bracket, and assembled a panel to duke it out and decide which one was the Best ’80s Action Movie!!

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."

‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form

Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

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Do Movies With Intentionally Misspelled Titles Always Suck? An Investigation

Thursday, August 7 by

You can tell a lot about the intentional misspelling of a word in a film — mainly, that it is poison and should be avoided at all costs.

"Press 'Select' to open the box and find out what's inside."

We Now Get ‘Se7en’ Remade As A Fake 8-Bit Video Game. Hurray!

Thursday, August 7 by

“8-Bit Kevin Spacey” is the name of my noise rock band. We’re playing a show next week. You should totally come.

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James Van Der Beek To (Finally) Return To Our Lives In ‘CSI: Cyber’ As…Agent Elijah Mundo

Thursday, August 7 by

The only thing better is if he was reprising his role, as a washed-up, gritty Jonathan Moxon, who lives on a house-boat and has a drinking problem.

Sad Batman.

‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date

Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

If that guys starts strangling Larry David, that's would encapsulate my feelings regarding this news.

Larry David’s Going To Broadway Before Thinking About New ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ Epsidodes

Thursday, August 7 by

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Review: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Thursday, August 7 by

Despite all the fanboy hand-wringing, TMNT is not the childhood-defiling catastrophe that so many people predicted it would be. It’s also not a very good movie.

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Throwback Thursday: The 25 Most Iconic Movie Posters of 1994

Thursday, August 7 by

Check out these classic posters, and let the waves of nostalgia wash over you.

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.

The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)

Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

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You Can Break Alexander Payne’s Heart By Watching ‘Nebraska’ In Color This Weekend

Wednesday, August 6 by

Do not adjust your eyes.

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Paramount To Punch You In The Face With ‘WorldStarHipHop: The Movie’

Wednesday, August 6 by

It’s a story about empowerment.

Do not take thy Star-Lord's name in vain.

Watch Chris Pratt Give A ‘Cribs’-Style Tour Of The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Spaceship

Wednesday, August 6 by

We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

4 Sea Monster Movies That Will Scare You Out Of The Water

You don't hear much about sea monsters anymore. Maybe it's because we as humans fly through the air more than we travel by sea. Or maybe it's because in today's...

4 Plague Movies That Will Scare Religion Into You, Maybe

Find a higher being or extra shotgun shells at least with these four plague movies that will scare religion into you. Bad things can happen to good planets, so why...

4 Historical Figures In Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

   Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan are two movie teens that unfortunately cannot even combine enough brain cells together to pass their oral history report. But kidnapping...

4 Mindbending Movies Like Inception

These four mind-bending movies like "Inception" are for fans of intricately woven narratives in the fantasy and science fiction genres. Leonardo DiCaprio starred in "Inception" as a criminal with the...

15 Of The Ugliest Characters Of All Time

Ugly people are a dime a dozen, but ugly movie characters only happen occasionally. Here are fifteen of the ugliest. Count Orlok, " Horrormeister William Castle set out to one-up...

8 Revenge Films You Shouldn’t Stand In The Way Of

3 Christmas Horror Movies That Will Make You Fear Kris Kringle

Warmth and good cheer give way to blood and brawls in these 3 Christmas horror movies that will make you fear Kris Kringle. Big boned or not, Santa Claus puts...

7 Hipster Movies You Don’t Have To Be A Hipster To Love

Director Sofia Coppola's Tokyo-based film will have hipsters, and the less hip alike, identifying with feeling like nothing more than their significant other's significant other. Scarlett Johansson plays Charlotte, a...

5 Classic Morgan Freeman Quotes That Someone Else Wrote

3 Mexican Standoffs In Film That Went From Bad To Worse

The Mexican standoff is a popular trope in action movies and thrillers, even when the story has nothing at all to do with Mexico. It's probably because of the inherent...

Gory And Sad: 6 Movies Like Saw

Among horror films, "Saw" became a trendsetter upon its release. Besides spawning a never-ending parade of sequels, it broke new ground with previously unthinkable levels of gore and graphic violence...

6 FBI Movies Worth Investigating

If you're looking for a film with an air of secrecy and intrigue inspired by the best national agents the United States has to offer, we've found 5 FBI movies...

6 of The Scariest Movie Werewolves To Ever Howl At The Moon

Vampires quake in their velvet pajamas when confronted with 6 of the scariest movie werewolves to ever howl at the moon. Coffin groupies get left behind as the furry merchants...

6 Adventurer Movies That Went Terribly Wrong

A bullwhip is nice but a first aid kit is nicer in these 6 adventurer movies that went terribly wrong. When “X” marks the spot be prepared for plenty of...

4 Movie Mad Scientists That Played God In The Lab

If you’re no longer content with merely duct taping the cat to the dog to create something new then have a look at these 4 movie mad scientists that played...

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