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Heads Roll In ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Red Band Trailer

Thursday, May 24 by

You guys are going to go see this, right?

"Welcome ta Earf!"

Will Smith and 6 Other Slap-Happy Celebs

Thursday, May 24 by

WELCOME TA EARF!

Free The Greendale 7!

‘Community’ Actors Instructed To Spin Dan Harmon Sh*t-Canning

Thursday, May 24 by

They’ll stick to the plan if they want their six seasons and a movie.

"Ooga booga!"

Wes Anderson’s 10 Awesomest Characters

Wednesday, May 23 by

With apologies to Jeff Goldblum.

Perhaps this image will tide you over? It's not much, but it's something.

OH NO! ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ Is Postponed For A ’3D Overhaul’

Wednesday, May 23 by

Most everyone in America will have outgrown G.I. Joe by then.

I have to draw her...

Anderson Cooper Kicks ‘Barbie Mom’ Off His Show

Wednesday, May 23 by

He calls his guest “dreadful!” How delightfully Victorian!

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The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Theme Gets The Lyrics It’s Been Sorely Missing

Tuesday, May 22 by

Game of Thrones, bitch.

Wait, so I can only pick one of these guys?

Handicapping Which DC Comics Character Will Come Out As Gay

Tuesday, May 22 by

Sure, they’re all pretty gay, but who’s THE GAYEST?

All trees are hereby on notice.

See ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ Through The Rummed-Up Eyes Of Bill Murray

Tuesday, May 22 by

We learn so much.

You GO, girl.

Who Besides Kristen Wiig Will Leave ‘SNL’?

Tuesday, May 22 by

Lorne Michaels might know but ain’t sayin’.

He'll probably just go back to school teaching and settle down. Or die of lung cancer. Whatever.

‘Breaking Bad’ Will Resume On July 15th

Monday, May 21 by

Looks like “bad”….just got broken. *high fives everyone within a ten block radius*

Yes, yes. But will there be labored sexual puns?

‘Skyfall’ Teaser Trailer Promises A Darker Bond

Monday, May 21 by

He doesn’t seem to enjoy his job as much as he used to.

God Bless Weird Al

Speakeasy: Weird Al Yankovic

Monday, May 21 by

Weird Al Yankovic is f***ing awesome…

This move by Sony probably wasn't a very good idea.

‘Community’s Future Is Pointless, Bizarre Without Dan Harmon

Monday, May 21 by

It’s official: ‘Community’ will now make no one happy.

Point that finger at me one more time and you'll pull back a bloody stump.

Hey Sean Penn, Stop Being Like That!

Monday, May 21 by

And let poor Jude Law fight his own battles.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

4 Torture Scenes In Movies That Are Guarateed To Desensitize You

All you twisted minds out there are indubitably on the lookout for good torture scenes in horror movies. The following torture scenes just might satisfy your depraved appetite. They were...

4 Unfunny Movies Like Scary Movie

Borat," "The Pirates of the Caribbean," and more. "Disaster Movie" Like "Epic Movie," "Disaster Movie" gets a lot of lazy, unfunny digs in at non-disaster movies like "The Incredible Hulk,"...

6 Musician Actors Who Are Good At Both

Don't be mad at (or more specifically jealous of) these 6 musician-actors who are good at what they do. These multi-tasking thespians have provided creative contributions that collectively span the...

The 4 Worst Performances By Good Actors In Movies

Robert DeNiro as The Creature in “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein” In a casting choice that could only have been made after awaking from a severe head injury, actor-director Kenneth Branagh chose...

Femme Fatale Movies: 4 Women Who Know How to Hurt Men

Even though it came out more than 65 years ago, Billy Wilder's "Double Indemnity" is the definitive femme fatale drama movie. Phyllis Dietrichson (Barbara Stanwyck) lures the hapless and morally...

4 Of The Saddest Scenes That Will Leave No Eye Dry

Climactic, sometimes sad movie scenes are what draw the audience into the story. There are a lot of sad movie scenes out there that have the ability to invoke the...

6 Reservoir Dogs Quotes That Won’t Cut Off Your Ear

Good But Not Good Enough: 4 Movie Actors Who Were Replaced For The Sequel

4 Of The Worst Movies Based On TV Shows

Most movies have some kind of source material, but movies based on TV shows have a particularly terrible history.  From buddy cops so predictable you can recite the plot lines...

Saaawing Batter: 4 Baseball Movie Quotes

Asking baseball enthusiasts to find four memorable baseball movie quotes is like asking a bartender which drink he recommends: "It depends," he'd say. "If you want a full-bodied flavor to...

7 Samuel L. Jackson Movie Quotes With Great Vengeance And Furious Anger

You can refer to Samuel L. Jackson movie quotes with great vengeance and furious anger for a variety of situations. Everything from a visit to the aquarium to trying to...

4 TV Spinoffs That Succeeded

There is only one thing better than putting together a successful TV series: spinning off a character from the original series into their own successful TV series. Few spinoffs have...

8 Sin City Quotes That Lept Off The Comic Page And Into The Film

Robert Rodriguez's "Sin City" got a lot of acclaim upon its 2005 release, due to its eye-popping and unforgettable visuals. But did you know the movie also had dialogue? It's...

4 Of The Most Evil Movie Characters To Ever Grace The Screen

You are about to witness the definitive list of the truly most evil characters in cinema history. Hollywood is filled with brain eating psychopath psychologists, alien infiltrators, evil wizards who...

These 5 Haunted House Movies Will Ensure You Never Sleep Well Again

It's that time of year when haunted houses start springing up all over America. But, contrary to what your creepy old neighbor may tell you, there is also a rich...

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