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Photobomb Fridays: ‘Crash’ + Klansman
Friday, January 8 by
In a strange turn of events, the klansman sat at the back of the bus.Here are your weekend links.Watch Break.com Videos on Your iPhone. Right now. (iTunes)25 Holy Images in Everyday Things (HolyTaco)15 Hot Alabama Crimson Tide Girls (TotalProSports)Feed or Felicia Day Nerd Crush (TheCrush)Cora Skinner Looks Good in ANYTHING (Maxim)You Can Do Things to Keeley Hazell (Manofest)Nick Nolte Documentary Looks GD Amazing (FilmDrunk)Everything's Coming Up Quaid (Pajiba)2009 Movie Mashup Video (CelebJihad)The Scariest Looking Abandoned Theaters (Unreality)GPS Lingerie Device Has No Purpose (Asylum)6 Douchebags You're Likely to Meet Online (RegretfulMorning)America's Most Notorious Frats (MadeMan)Who is the Shaved-Back NASCAR Guy? (AllLeftTurns)Truck Slams into Ticket Writing Cop (NothingToxic)What the Crap is the Google Nexus 1? (Atom)
People Are Crazy: French Star Wars Disco
Friday, January 8 by
We've decided to institute a new feature on Screen Junkies called, People Are Crazy. For the kick-off we look to the nation of France, second only to Japan in terms of being cuckoo bananas, as this Stars Wars dance battle clearly illustrates. If the French Remade Star Wars – Watch more Funny Videos Oooooh, Lord Vader got served. (via I Watch Stuff)
Super Can Suck It in New ‘Kick-Ass’ Trailer
Friday, January 8 by
April 16th cannot get here fast enough. A new trailer for Kick-Ass was released today and it proves that you don't need a super power to be a superhero. All you really need is a gun and a penchant for violence. Mark Strong also appears as the villian who addresses the elephant in the room by comparing Nic Cage's Big Daddy to Batman. Now allow me to address another elephant. Mark Strong, did you steal Andy Garcia's face? Feast your eyes on the awesome new trailer after the jump…
NBC Tells Conan O’Brien Take What We Give You, or Screw
Friday, January 8 by
As ordered by NBC, Leno administers the two-fingered enema.The gloves are off in the NBC/Leno/O'Brien debacle! Yesterday we reported that Leno might be replacing Conan on The Tonight Show, and now today we've learned it's not so much replacing as it is violently nudging. Apparently the suits over at NBC have given Leno his 11:30PM time slot back. Conan has the choice of either taking the 12:00AM, in which case Leno's show would be a half hour, or he can also decide to f*ck off completely. If Conan tells NBC brass to go screw themselves then Leno will get a full hour. So much hostility. Stop fighting, mommy and daddy, you're doing harm to the children!I suppose poor ratings for both shows can be blamed on this trist, or the fact that old people find Conan awkward looking and obnoxious, but it really all comes down to one super villain… You guessed it: Studio Mogul-Man.Smug son of a bitch…(via TMZ)
‘Leap Year’ Actress Kaitlin Olson
Friday, January 8 by admin
As I'm sure you're already aware, Kaitlin Olson is best known for playing Sweet Dee on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. She has to put up with the gang hating on her every week, but in real life she's married to Mac. The revenge sex must be CRAZY. A word from Kaitlin: "I didn't want to just be cute and on TV. I wanted to be funny."And you've succeeded on all fronts, Kaitlin. It's girls like you that make me wish girls like you existed in my social circle. Check out some more cute, funny, hot pics of Kaitlin after the jump.
‘A-Team’ Trailer Needs No Pity, Fool
Friday, January 8 by
A low-res trailer for Smokin' Joe Carnahan's The A-Team has leaked online. All in all, it looks pretty fun and over the top. The action has been drastically updated since the 1980's series. For instance, a tank fights a jet… thousands of feet above the ground. Take that Live Free or Die Hard! It actually reminds me somewhat of the Charlie's Angels movies except it won't make you want to choke out Cameron Diaz. Which is no small feat. Everyone in the cast looks good too, including Rampage Jackson. Check it out after the jump before it gets yanked.
25 Awesome Fan-Made Vehicle Replicas
Friday, January 8 by Col. Longshanks
Some of these vehicles are exact replicas of the ones in popular movies and TV shows, while others are simply inspired by the material. Regardless, they are all awesome, and some day I will own an airplane hanger where I can store the lot of them. Can you name the movies and shows they all come from?
James Cameron Considering ‘Hiroshima’ Film
Friday, January 8 by
The King of the World wants to bomb Japan. James Cameron has optioned Charles Pellegrino's "The Last Train From Hiroshima: The Survivors Look Back." Pellegrino's book chronicles the two days following the nuclear attacks and weaves together eyewitness accounts from Japanese survivors and American pilots.Cameron met with Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the only survivor of the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki, in late December. Yamaguchi passed away earlier this week.Though Cameron has not set up a film pertaining to the subject matter, it seems that he is doing his research. If this project does come to fruition, expect it to be the big one. Sorry. (Variety)
Nicolas Cage is Everyone at His Birthday Party!
Thursday, January 7 by
Nic Cage turned 46 today and hosted the creepiest party ever!Make a wish and click on these links.25 Epic Faceplants (HolyTaco)LeBron James Hits Crazy Shot (TotalProSports)Hot Chicks with Stubbed Toes (TheChive)Amanda Bynes is Lookin' SEXy (Maxim)Avatar #2 of All Time in 20 Days (FilmDrunk)Barroom Brawling Made Easy (Manofest)10 Best Films of 2009 (Pajiba)Tiger Woods Had Gay Sex (CelebJihad)20 Awesome Examples of Photo Retouching (Unreality)Do Yoga to Make Your Penis Bigger (Asylum)6 Ways the Internet F's Up Your Life (RegretfulMorning)Buy Your First Motorcycle (MadeMan)The Next Decade of NASCAR (AllLeftTurns)
Leno Might Replace Conan
Thursday, January 7 by
"Take him." "Take him."TMZ is reporting that NBC has a plan to fix their Leno problem but unfortunately it doesn't solve our Leno problem. Due to very poor ratings, the network is reportedly moving Leno back to his 11:30pm timeslot. No word yet on the validity of this report or how it will effect The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Will Conan be pushed back an hour or ousted completely? This treatment is a bitch slap in the face to O'Brien considering his years with the network and the fact he uprooted to sunny California for the hosting gig. Don't they realize the sun can turn a ginger to ash? (TMZ)
No Natalie Portman Boobs For You!
Thursday, January 7 by
You can leave your bottle of Jergen's at home when you go to see The Black Swan, fellas. The hot, angry, lesbian, ballerina sex that we previously reported would take place between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis is going to be filmed with the aid of breast doubles. Portman tells UK Elle that she will never show her naughty bits on the big screen."I'm definitely not a prude about sex or nudity, I just don't want do something that will end up as a screen grab on a porn site so meanwhile I'm doing halfsies – I'm like, 'I'll show my butt but not my boobs',"I'm sure perverts the world over are saddened by this news but bear in mind that she is an actress, not an object. It's difficult for young women to always be taken seriously in Hollywood and I salute her convictions. I urge you perverts to as well. OH! GROSS GUYS!!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SALUTE!!! (UK Elle via The Playlist)
‘Daybreakers’ Actress Isabel Lucas
Thursday, January 7 by admin
Isabel Lucas was an Australian soap opera star who made her feature debut running away from robots with Shia LaBeouf in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She can now be seen in Daybreakers, which opens this Friday, where her character hopefully does a lot of sucking.A word from Isabel: "I keep asking myself 'why am I so special?' I don't understand why I'm so blessed to be in this position.”Have you looked in a mirror lately, Isabel? You're hot! And you're accent gives me a warm, tingly feeling inside. I'd call that pretty damn special.Check out some more special pics of Isabel after the jump.
First Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Pic Has Breakdancing and Lightsabers
Thursday, January 7 by
As you can see, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World takes place on the set of America Gladiators. Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Jason Schwartzman stand stoically as judges in the far background, while a dude breakdances in the middle ground. I'm just not sure if they're judging the dancing or Michael Cera's lightsaber skills. Maybe the guy taking a dump near the edge of frame knows. Edgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is about a Michael Cera type character played by Michael Cera who has to fight the seven evil ex-boyfriends of the girl of his dreams. That's a lot of effort to bag some tail. She better be really bendy. (via /Film)
Artie Lange Stabbed Himself NINE Times
Thursday, January 7 by
Howard Stern sidekick and actor Artie Lange was admitted to the hospital this past weekend for undisclosed reasons and now the cause has come to light. According to the NY Post, Lange attempted to take his own life by STABBING HIMSELF NINE TIMES. That's so metal! It's 9 times more metal than Juliet Capulet's suicide and 4.5 times more so than Elliott Smith's. The bloodied funnyman was discovered by his mother who called 911. Surgeons were able to save him despite a massive loss of blood. Stern commented on-air, "We all have our demons. Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."Factoring together his eating, drinking, drugging, and stabbing-himself-nine-times habits, the man is obviously invincible. Perhaps he's the protector this world needs. If only he would stop copying Chris Farley. (NY Post)
SJ’s Mid-Season TV Show Picks
Thursday, January 7 by
It's that time of year when networks bust out a few new shows and returning favorites to fill the space that all the Fall season crap left behind. We've chosen our 10 mid-season favorites that through our in-depth analysis seem like the programs worth your precious time. Watch them live or set your DVR up for series record, but at least give them a chance. Then if they suck you can tell us to shove our horrible judgement up our asses. PARENTHOODWhat it's about:It's like the Ron Howard movie, but a TV show. Sorry, no Steve Martin, though. Follow the Braverman Family as they try to hold it together.When it's on:Mondays at 9:00PM E/P on NBC. Premieres March 1st. Why you should watch:
