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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Actors Who Played God

There are six actors who played God in an unforgettable way. Portraying the supreme deity is never easy, but these movie greats managed to imbue the character with quirks and...

4 Christmas Movies That Are Really Remakes

Some of the best examples of remakes when it comes to Christmas movies include monologues of his insane career.

4 Movie Drug Addicts Who Just Need A Fix

If “Celebrity Rehab” leaves you wanting more time with rehab-ready types, these 4 movie drug addicts who just needed a fix will serve as desperate, scratching reminders to just say...

6 TV Lawyers That Fought For Justice

6 Movies About Divorce That Are Funny And Sad

Break ups are never pretty but these 6 movies about divorce show the funny and sad sides of situation with wit and poignancy. Heartbreak may bring out the worst in...

4 TV Pranks Better Than Anything Ashton Kutcher Could Ever Dream Of

The 6 Best Netflix Instant Shows You Can Watch Every Episode Of

Feed your need for completion with the 6 best Netflix instant shows you can watch every episode of. No longer will you be a slave to a surprise mid-season finale...

4 Powerful Kids in Movies That Were Hunted For Their Power

Dodging bullies and finishing schoolwork are far from the minds of these 4 powerful kids in movies that were hunted for their power. These children don’t have the stress that...

2 Men Enter These 7 Movie Fights To The Death

Ah, the fight to the death. It’s a time-honored way to end stories, whether they involve superheroes, martial artists, gladiators, or something less ambiguously homoerotic than those things. Here are...

4 Of The Saddest Movie Breakups In Film History

Breaking up is almost always sad, but the really sad breakups stick in our memories forever. Who knows? Maybe you two will be able to work everything out together after...

6 Of The Hottest Women On HBO Shows

HBO is often recognized for revolutionizing Television, to the point that when you tune into any other channel you wretch and weep at the dire programming you’re about to watch....

8 Of The Most Frightening Movie Nazis Of All Time

Charlie Chaplin's comical Hitler knock-off was designed to be funny rather than frightening. And the little buffoon totally is that—but there's also an element of real fear to the character,...

4 SNL Movies That Brought Small Screen Stars To The Big Screen

Since it debuted on late night TV more than three decades ago, "Saturday Night Live" has served as an incubator of comedic talent. A multitude of TV and movie stars...

5 Of The Most Evil Animals In Movies

The notion of portraying animals as anything other than cute and cuddly can raise the ire of animal lovers everywhere. Still, turning animals from furry friends to sinister menaces is...

The 4 Best Spy Movies That Will Betray Your Trust

Spy movies have existed almost as long as the art of espionage. But as with all genres, most of the movies within the spy category aren't exactly masterpieces. But if...

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