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The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

Wow. That does NOT look like Joaquin Phoenix.

The Trailer For ‘Inherent Vice’ Looks Like P.T. Anderson Knows How To Have Fun

Tuesday, September 30 by

Try to keep up.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!

Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.

‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix

Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

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Denzel Washington’s Ten Greatest Movie Performances

Tuesday, September 30 by

Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time. He done so much worth watching, but these are his 10 best roles.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT OR GET THE F*CK OFF THE STAGE!

Donald Glover To Sex Us All Up In ‘Magic Mike XXL’

Monday, September 29 by

Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.

The financiers of the 3rd 'Clerks', possibly.

Kevin Smith Reports That ‘Tusk’ Has Somehow Enabled Him To Make ‘Clerks III’

Monday, September 29 by

So many things I don’t like in that headline.

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The Newest ‘Simpsons’ Couch Gag Is The Weirdest

Monday, September 29 by

It’s really hard to follow and features no jokes. That said, it’s still better than ‘The Cleveland Show’.

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‘The Babadook’ Trailer Is Here To Scare The Crap Out Of You

Monday, September 29 by

You can’t get rid of the Babadook. But you shouldn’t want to either.

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Ethan Hawke Is A Time-Traveling Cop In Trailer For A Movie That Is Not ‘TimeCop’

Monday, September 29 by

It’s about a time cop but not that time cop. This one might have zombies though.

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Here’s a Fake Trailer For ‘True Detective’ Featuring Footage Of The Season 2 Stars

Monday, September 29 by

There’s been a LOT of buzz over True Detective casting the past few months, and now that we’ve got two of the stars down in Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell,…

He looks so clean cut, you just know he's a psycho.

Demetri Martin To Join Showtime’s ‘House Of Lies’

Monday, September 29 by

I hope they let him do charts and songs like in his stand up.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Actors Who Played God

There are six actors who played God in an unforgettable way. Portraying the supreme deity is never easy, but these movie greats managed to imbue the character with quirks and...

4 Christmas Movies That Are Really Remakes

Some of the best examples of remakes when it comes to Christmas movies include monologues of his insane career.

4 Movie Drug Addicts Who Just Need A Fix

If “Celebrity Rehab” leaves you wanting more time with rehab-ready types, these 4 movie drug addicts who just needed a fix will serve as desperate, scratching reminders to just say...

6 TV Lawyers That Fought For Justice

6 Movies About Divorce That Are Funny And Sad

Break ups are never pretty but these 6 movies about divorce show the funny and sad sides of situation with wit and poignancy. Heartbreak may bring out the worst in...

4 TV Pranks Better Than Anything Ashton Kutcher Could Ever Dream Of

The 6 Best Netflix Instant Shows You Can Watch Every Episode Of

Feed your need for completion with the 6 best Netflix instant shows you can watch every episode of. No longer will you be a slave to a surprise mid-season finale...

4 Powerful Kids in Movies That Were Hunted For Their Power

Dodging bullies and finishing schoolwork are far from the minds of these 4 powerful kids in movies that were hunted for their power. These children don’t have the stress that...

2 Men Enter These 7 Movie Fights To The Death

Ah, the fight to the death. It’s a time-honored way to end stories, whether they involve superheroes, martial artists, gladiators, or something less ambiguously homoerotic than those things. Here are...

4 Of The Saddest Movie Breakups In Film History

Breaking up is almost always sad, but the really sad breakups stick in our memories forever. Who knows? Maybe you two will be able to work everything out together after...

6 Of The Hottest Women On HBO Shows

HBO is often recognized for revolutionizing Television, to the point that when you tune into any other channel you wretch and weep at the dire programming you’re about to watch....

8 Of The Most Frightening Movie Nazis Of All Time

Charlie Chaplin's comical Hitler knock-off was designed to be funny rather than frightening. And the little buffoon totally is that—but there's also an element of real fear to the character,...

4 SNL Movies That Brought Small Screen Stars To The Big Screen

Since it debuted on late night TV more than three decades ago, "Saturday Night Live" has served as an incubator of comedic talent. A multitude of TV and movie stars...

5 Of The Most Evil Animals In Movies

The notion of portraying animals as anything other than cute and cuddly can raise the ire of animal lovers everywhere. Still, turning animals from furry friends to sinister menaces is...

The 4 Best Spy Movies That Will Betray Your Trust

Spy movies have existed almost as long as the art of espionage. But as with all genres, most of the movies within the spy category aren't exactly masterpieces. But if...

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