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The Screen Junkies Top Six: Damn Dirty Ape Movies

Thursday, July 10 by

By Jared Jones The conjunction-heavy Dawn of the Planet of the Apes hits theaters this weekend and is all but guaranteed to dominate the box office. Why? Three words: Oldman, bazooka, monkeys….

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles For Pizza Hut

Wednesday, July 9 by

Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore?

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George R. R. Martin Has Strong Words For His Doubters

Wednesday, July 9 by

Well said.

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‘Sharknado 2′ Trailer Jumps The Shark In A Good Way

Wednesday, July 9 by

Even the sharknados are tougher in New York.

Here's a screencap of them exodus-ing.

Ridley Scott, On A Bible Kick, Gives Us ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Starring Christian Bale

Wednesday, July 9 by

Next he’ll do ‘Leviticus’ and show us all the ways a woman may be unclean.

Save this film, Jane.

That Adam Sandler-Kevin James Video Game Film Will Also Star Jane Krakowski

Wednesday, July 9 by

I would like to see them in a ‘GTA’ or ‘Mortal Kombat’ adaptation.

In what kind of sick fiction does this woman get to be around other people's children?

Don’t Worry, The Final Season Of ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Will Have Courtney Love In It

Wednesday, July 9 by

She’ll be playing a pre-school teacher. I swear to God.

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The Military Is Developing An ‘Iron Man’ Suit, And Hollywood Is Helping

Wednesday, July 9 by

So I guess this means the Navy’s gonna get an Aqua-Man thing going on?

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Ingmar Bergman’s Ponderous Take On THE FLASH

Tuesday, July 8 by

Even the fastest man alive cannot outrun the icy hand of death.

DON'T DRINK IT!

New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Wine Better Not Be The One That Guy Tried To Give Daenerys

Tuesday, July 8 by

If that headline doesn’t make any sense: Someone tried to poison Daenerys with wine.

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Supercut: Are You Kidding Me?!

Tuesday, July 8 by

Are you kidding me with this supercut?! These movie characters seem to think so — especially the ones played by Adam Sandler.

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You Can Finally Watch Bill Murray’s Strangest Performance In ‘Nothing Lasts Forever’

Tuesday, July 8 by

Not as strange as his public persona though.

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Extended GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Trailer Shows Off More Action

Tuesday, July 8 by

Early reports are this film is better than you could ever imagine.

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Soundtrack Studies: ‘American Psycho’

Tuesday, July 8 by

Do you like Huey Lewis?

There are limits to TMZ's power, thankfully.

TMZ’s ‘Famous In 12′ Campaign To Make Family Famous In 12 Weeks Cancelled After 5

Monday, July 7 by

THANK GOD.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny

Otis. Minnie. Hawkins. Just these names alone are annoying. We’re sorry to remind you of these six Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny. Enjoy? Otis – “Superman” (1978) While Ned...

The 7 Best Movies About Monks

These righteous dudes have skills that are as instrumental as they are deadly! Only trolls with purest souls can dig these seven Best Movies About Monks! “The 36th Chamber of...

The Best Gangster Movies Like Snatch You’ve Never Seen

5 Friendly Vampire Movies Like Twilight

Hide your wooden stakes and put the garlic back in the cupboard, let’s make buddies with some baddies! It’s time to coffin-cuddle your favorite bloodthirsty fiend with five Friendly Vampire...

Socially Uncomfortable Shows Like Awkward

MTV’s “Awkward” has developed a cult audience after its first season was well received by critics and audiences alike. The plot of the show revolves around Ashley Rickards’ Jenna Hamilton,...

6 Movie Witch Doctors That Are Vaguely Racist

Since the days of “White Zombie,” voodoo careers have come a long way: we’ve got a doctor, a baron, a professor, a captain and more! Join us as we do...

5 Movies With The Longest Shooting Schedules

Procrastination, particularly in the golden age of time-wasting courtesy of the internet, can weigh heavy on a person. But you won’t feel like you’re lagging on your duties once you...

The 6 Weirdest Time Machines From Movies

Turning forward/back the sands of time has been a fictional concept that dates back to stories like “A Christmas Carol,” “Rip Van Winkle,” and other classics. But it takes the...

7 Horrific Visions of A Nuclear Apocalypse In Movies

In the lens of Hollywood, the world of tomorrow can be portrayed in variations that are as terrifying as they are accidentally comedic. Be it a Costner that flops or...

6 Movies About Fate You Shouldn’t Tempt

The best advice typically goes unheeded, which goes double for Hollywood. A young man is cautioned that he’ll shoot his eye out if his Red Ryder dreams are fulfilled. A...

5 Movies Like The Notebook You Don’t need To See To Know The End

Some movies are so predictable it’s nauseating. You find yourself sitting inside a movie theater, on your sofa, or curled up in bed knowing exactly how the narrative is going...

6 Movie Sailors Who Aren’t In Battleship

Peter Berg’s 2012 watery epic was always destined to receive poor reviews once the pop star Rihanna and model Brooklyn Decker were added to the cast. Yet there is actually...

5 Fountain Of Youth movies That Will Keep You Young

We all crave eternal youth just so that we can continue with our crazy shenanigans without wrinkles. Of course, this pursuit is futile and we can only really turn to...

5 Historical TV Shows That Rewrite History

As the glowing babysitter, television has so often depicted periods in history that the oversaturated mind could confuse for historical factoids. Join us as we travel through the cathode ray...

The Apocalypse Is Coming In Movies Like 2012

Despite often being over hyped and budgeted, apocalyptic films can be fun. Think about it–plenty of action, explosions, drama, and terrific special effects. Additionally, in many cases these movies feature...

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