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Guillermo Del Toro And Norman Reedus Team Up To Thrill Fanboys With New ‘Silent Hill’ Game

Wednesday, August 13 by

‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.

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Honest Trailers – The Expendables

Tuesday, August 12 by

The Expendables are blasting back into theaters soon, so it’s time to take a look back at the geriatric action film that started it all!

The show title promises suits, and boy, oh boy, does it deliver.

USA Picks Up ‘Suits’ For 5th Season, Costume Department Knows What They Need To Do Next

Tuesday, August 12 by

SUIT SHOPPING!

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Jason Momoa O-Fish-ally Cast As Aquaman

Tuesday, August 12 by

I’m trying to picture him water-skiing on dolphins.

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R.I.P Robin Williams: On the Passing of an Icon and the “Legalized Insanity” of Comedy

Tuesday, August 12 by

Robin Williams was a walking, talking stream of consciousness, an errant television signal from another planet that had (barely) been contained to a human vessel in some sort of freak accident. We’ll dearly miss him.

I'm sorry. I'm a little lost here. Could someone remind me who "Groot" is? I'm terrible with names.

This Online Keyboard Gives You The Perfect ‘I Am Groot’ For Any Occassion

Tuesday, August 12 by

Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.

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Michael Bay Wants To Pass The Inexplicably Pointy ‘Transformers’ Torch

Tuesday, August 12 by

Again.

Thank God Fincher didn't choose Limp Bizkit for all that white male rage.

Soundtrack Studies: ‘Fight Club’

Tuesday, August 12 by

I want you to listen as hard as you can.

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The 16 Sexiest WAGs of ‘Expendables’ Cast Members

Tuesday, August 12 by

Over three installments, the Expendables action series has featured an army of Hollywood’s most iconic tough guys. And as you can imagine, some of these dudes have been notoriously lucky with the ladies.

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Tommy Wiseau Has Unleashed More ‘The Neighbors’ Upon The World

Tuesday, August 12 by

This is probably the worst thing he’s ever done.

My God, it's a sharkscraper.

Highest-Ever ‘Shark Week’ Ratings Prove People Still Enjoy Sharks In Non-Tornado Form

Monday, August 11 by

Maybe they should spin off proprietary weeks for things like “vegans” or “candlemaking.” This has legs.

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The Leftovers Recap, Episode 7: “Solace for Tired Feet”

Monday, August 11 by

Prophetic hallucinations, a crazy old man on a rampage, and the May 1972 edition of National Geographic were at the center of last night’s The Leftovers. I still have no f*cking idea what this show is about.

None of those little yellow dots are film genres.

BuzzFeed Has Raised $50 Million To Make Movies. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Monday, August 11 by

If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.

That's some good newscastin' right there.

MSNBC Learned Putting News Team In Sombreros, Drinking Tequila, For Cinco de Mayo Means You Have To Apologize For It 3 Months Later

Monday, August 11 by

You should see what they did on April 20th.

I'm assuming a G.O.B. cameo wouldn't really work, but PROVE ME WRONG, PRODUCERS.

Adrien Brody Channels His Inner Criss Angel In History Channel’s ‘Houdini’ Trailer

Monday, August 11 by

Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny

Otis. Minnie. Hawkins. Just these names alone are annoying. We’re sorry to remind you of these six Comic Relief Characters Who Weren’t Funny. Enjoy? Otis – “Superman” (1978) While Ned...

The 7 Best Movies About Monks

These righteous dudes have skills that are as instrumental as they are deadly! Only trolls with purest souls can dig these seven Best Movies About Monks! “The 36th Chamber of...

The Best Gangster Movies Like Snatch You’ve Never Seen

5 Friendly Vampire Movies Like Twilight

Hide your wooden stakes and put the garlic back in the cupboard, let’s make buddies with some baddies! It’s time to coffin-cuddle your favorite bloodthirsty fiend with five Friendly Vampire...

Socially Uncomfortable Shows Like Awkward

MTV’s “Awkward” has developed a cult audience after its first season was well received by critics and audiences alike. The plot of the show revolves around Ashley Rickards’ Jenna Hamilton,...

6 Movie Witch Doctors That Are Vaguely Racist

Since the days of “White Zombie,” voodoo careers have come a long way: we’ve got a doctor, a baron, a professor, a captain and more! Join us as we do...

5 Movies With The Longest Shooting Schedules

Procrastination, particularly in the golden age of time-wasting courtesy of the internet, can weigh heavy on a person. But you won’t feel like you’re lagging on your duties once you...

The 6 Weirdest Time Machines From Movies

Turning forward/back the sands of time has been a fictional concept that dates back to stories like “A Christmas Carol,” “Rip Van Winkle,” and other classics. But it takes the...

7 Horrific Visions of A Nuclear Apocalypse In Movies

In the lens of Hollywood, the world of tomorrow can be portrayed in variations that are as terrifying as they are accidentally comedic. Be it a Costner that flops or...

6 Movies About Fate You Shouldn’t Tempt

The best advice typically goes unheeded, which goes double for Hollywood. A young man is cautioned that he’ll shoot his eye out if his Red Ryder dreams are fulfilled. A...

5 Movies Like The Notebook You Don’t need To See To Know The End

Some movies are so predictable it’s nauseating. You find yourself sitting inside a movie theater, on your sofa, or curled up in bed knowing exactly how the narrative is going...

6 Movie Sailors Who Aren’t In Battleship

Peter Berg’s 2012 watery epic was always destined to receive poor reviews once the pop star Rihanna and model Brooklyn Decker were added to the cast. Yet there is actually...

5 Fountain Of Youth movies That Will Keep You Young

We all crave eternal youth just so that we can continue with our crazy shenanigans without wrinkles. Of course, this pursuit is futile and we can only really turn to...

5 Historical TV Shows That Rewrite History

As the glowing babysitter, television has so often depicted periods in history that the oversaturated mind could confuse for historical factoids. Join us as we travel through the cathode ray...

The Apocalypse Is Coming In Movies Like 2012

Despite often being over hyped and budgeted, apocalyptic films can be fun. Think about it–plenty of action, explosions, drama, and terrific special effects. Additionally, in many cases these movies feature...

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