Katy Perry In Latex Sexed Up ‘The Simpsons’

Monday, December 6 by

Last night, Katy Perry appeared on “The Simpsons” as a real person, not a jaundice cartoon. The live-action show full of Springfield puppets had a premise, but it was inconsequential considering Katy had a tight red leather dress stretched over her curves.


Go Deep Inside HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’

Monday, December 6 by

We’ve seen a bunch of trailers and teasers for HBO’s upcoming fantasy series “Game of Thrones,” and last night the network aired a ten minute behind the scenes featurette. Normally I’m not a huge fantasy guy, as my girlfriend says it cheapens the relationship, but I’m quite excited for this.


Neill Blomkamp Shopping Around Second Film ‘Elysium’

Monday, December 6 by

Neill Blomkamp is moving forward with Elysium. What the hell is Elysium? Does it involve the secret origin of the McRib?


Go Behind the Scenes of ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ If You Want

Monday, December 6 by

Entertainment Tonight went on a journey behind the scenes of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie in the treacherous terrain of London, England. Anchor Mark Steines narrates the adventure as pirate extras munch on sandwiches in the background.


‘The Walking Dead’ Recap: TS-19 S1E6

Monday, December 6 by

Episode 6 (the series finale), in which our stinky crew raids the CDC liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on Earth, wastes hot water despite orders to the contrary, and more!


Emma Stone No Longer a Ginger Thanks to ‘Spider-Man’

Monday, December 6 by

Stone has ditched her ginger locks for a blond dye job because of her role as Gwen Stacy, Spidey’s first girlfriend.


George Clooney Warms His Pipes For ‘Enron: The Musical’

Monday, December 6 by

Matt Damon had better work on his jazz hands. George Clooney is getting into the musical game. He is attached to direct a film adaptation of the UK stage production, Enron: The Musical, sometime after he wraps Farragut North.


Aliens Trash Our Best Beaches In Second ‘Battle: Los Angeles’ Trailer

Sunday, December 5 by

Aaron Eckhart may not get to run around and terrorize Batman again, but at least he gets the chance to defend Coffee Bean from outer space invaders.


Steven John Carell, ’84

Sunday, December 5 by

Perfect casting for the 40-Year-Old Virgin.


Scooby Doo Fail

Sunday, December 5 by



Second Trailer For The To’ Up From Da Flo’ Up ‘Beastly’

Saturday, December 4 by

We’ve covered Beastly before, so I’ll be brief on the plot specifics. A handsome, 25-year old high school student is cursed to look like a Henna-tattooed penis and must break the spell by discovering inner beauty.


Mel Gibson’s All Up In Jodi Foster’s ‘The Beaver’ Trailer

Saturday, December 4 by

The film stars Mel Gibson as a depressed toy executive and family man who uses a beaver puppet to work through emotional pain. It also feels like a creepy apology card.


Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘Requiem for a Dream’

Friday, December 3 by

Here are your weekend links.


Check Out ‘Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode III’ Clips, Stoners

Friday, December 3 by

In their ongoing pissing contest with ‘Family Guy,’ Seth Green and the ‘Robot Chicken’ gang have created a third Star Wars special as well.


DVD Review: Nip/Tuck

Friday, December 3 by

“Nip/Tuck” was one of my favorite shows. I actually thought the first two seasons were the best television had to offer. So I’m happy to get the Complete Series DVD set. I have a fantasy of one day rewatching the entire series. Maybe when I Am Legend happens and it’s just me holed up with my DVD collection keeping the monsters out.