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Sandler And James Could Ding Up ‘Valet Guys’

Tuesday, December 7 by

Adam Sandler and Kevin James may have figured out which vehicle James will take nutshots in next. Sony just picked up a pitch from actor/comedian/writer/talking cat Nick Bakay for Valet Guys.

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Watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Prostitute

Tuesday, December 7 by

Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police’s song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well.

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‘Arthur Christmas’ Teaser for Santa Conspiracy Theorists

Tuesday, December 7 by

Sony has dropped the teaser for Arthur Christmas, and it’s going to have Santa believers buzzin’ like they’re fly like a bee.

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Phil Lord And Chris Miller To Conduct ‘Bob The Musical’

Tuesday, December 7 by

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs helmers Phil Lord and Chris Miller have lined up their next gig. In keeping with Hollywood’s recent obsession with all things musical, the duo will direct Bob The Musical after they finish planting drugs in Jonah Hill’s locker.

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George Lucas Is NOT Buying Dead Celebrities (That We Know Of)

Tuesday, December 7 by

Yesterday I posited a theory that George Lucas may be the shadowy puppet-master pulling the strings of the mysterious Hollywood Star Whackers due to a report that the special effects maestro is buying the film rights to dead celebrities. Correction: he is not.

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Apocalyptic ‘Vanishing on 7th Street’ Trailer Makes Detroit Look Like…Detroit

Tuesday, December 7 by

There’s a new trailer for Vanishing on 7th Street, staring Hayden Christensen and John Leguizamo. And from the looks of it, there’s a reason director Brad Anderson chose to shoot in Detroit.

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6 Million Watched ‘The Walking Dead’ Season Finale

Tuesday, December 7 by

Just to put it in perspective, remember that political blog you started back in college? It received six total clicks, four of which were from you at different machines around the computer lab. Multiply that times a million, and you’ve got the same numbers that AMC is putting up.

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Links Away: ‘The Beaver’ Trailer Remixed

Monday, December 6 by

Someone recut the trailer for The Beaver so that it included Mel Gibson’s infamous rant quotes. This story seems a lot more interesting now. It was weird when Mel gave the beaver puppet a distinguished British accent. It clearly would be asking people to blow it.

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Paul Rudd Won’t Voice New Tech-Savvy Muppet

Monday, December 6 by

It has been rumored that Paul Rudd would voice the new (dork) muppet Walter in his friend Jason Segel’s The Muppets. Well the actor just called bullsh*t on that idea.

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Kathryn Bigelow To Squeeze In A Tiny International Thriller Before ‘Triple Frontier’

Monday, December 6 by

Kathryn Bigelow will have to wait longer than planned to tactfully ask Triple Frontier’s make-up stylist to apply extra powder to Tom Hanks’s giant forehead. That project has encountered complications and will be pushed back to Fall 2011.

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Caption Contest: Martial Arts DVD Prize Pack!

Monday, December 6 by

To celebrate the release of Ong Bak 3 on VOD, XBOX, Playstation, and Amazon.com, we’re giving away an ultimate martial arts DVD prize pack including copies of Ong Bak, Ong Bak 2, Chocolate, Exiled and Dynamite Warrior!

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Robert Downey Jr. Warms Up Pipes For Musical Comedy

Monday, December 6 by

Robert Downey Jr. is tired of not singing all of his dialogue and Warner Bros. has a solution. The studio has closed a deal for an untitled musical comedy that will be developed as a potential star vehicle for the actor with the voice of an angel.

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George Lucas Buying Dead Celebrities

Monday, December 6 by

Watch your back, Leslie Nielsen! It’s being reported that George Lucas is quietly and secretly buying the film rights to dead Hollywood stars.

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Shroomin’ Trooper

Monday, December 6 by

No Dark Side here.

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Pippa Black

Monday, December 6 by

Once you’ve watched NBC’s ‘Outsourced’ for a while, you begin to see the show’s inward value — namely the fact that for a few minutes of every episode, Australian actress Pippa Black shows up on screen.

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